The Best 45 Flop Jokes
Following is our collection of funniest Flop jokes. There are some flop disastrous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these flop flip puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Funny Flop Jokes and Puns
What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?
Flop.
Did you hear about the new nightclub that opened called "Erectile Dysfunction"?
No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came.
I'm the guy who invented the sandal for people with only one leg.
It was a flop.
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Hollywood once made a film about erectile dysfunction
It was a flop
What do floppy disks and Jesus have in common?
They both had to die to become the icon of saving.
I started a club for guys with erectile dysfuntion
It was a total flop. Nobody came.
Did you hear about the erectile dysfunction support group meeting?
It was a total flop, nobody came.
After years of consumer retailing, Apple decided to foray into naval software.
They create an app that allows the navy to synchronize their attacks anywhere in the world.
But iSync was a flop.
That new movie called Erectile dysfunction
What a flop.
Hillary Clinton has become so famous that they started naming footwear after her
They call it the flip flop
So, they opened a brothel in Soviet Russia
It was a massive flop. And they couldn't understand how it would have failed, as they hired only verified party members with at least 40 years of experience.
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What do you call a French guy wearing sandals?
Felipe Flop!
What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
It's raining in Italy
That's why it has the shape of a boot and not a flip flop.
Frenchman in sandals
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe flop
I'll let myself out
What do you call an impotent paedophile?
Kindergaton flop.
I thought my publication about fish living on land would be a big hit
Too bad it was just a flop
Why was the floppy disk self-conscious?
Because it was FAT.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day
Teach a man to fish and he'll flop around on the ground unable to breath
Why was the Rice Krispies movie a box office flop?
The story of Snap, Crackle and Pop is best told in serial.
I threw my sandal at the light switch to turn it off, but I missed..
It was a complete flip - flop
I invented a sandal for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
how did the Floppy drive turn into a Hard drive
...By a flash drive
Why did the 007 movie about the Federal Reserve being robbed flop in theaters?
Because there's just not much interest left in the Bond.
A small part of me hopes the Xbox One X fails
Not because i want to see it fail, I just kinda want to see Microsoft be able to add one more flop to its specs
I hosted an erectile disfunction dinner....
I hosted an erectile disfunction dinner but it was a flop. Nobody came.
What is a floppy disc that as an erection?
A hard drive.
(This is an attempt at an original joke)
(I am aware of the "as" that should be a "has")
Floppy disks are like Jesus
They died to become the icon of saving
I opened a new nightclub called "Erectile Dysfunction"
It was a complete flop
I just got a new floppy drive
The thing goes skrrt
There are hype beast and sneaker heads,
But what about flip flop freaks?
I wrote a book about my erection troubles
It was a flop.
The UN decided to do a worldwide survey...
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge flop. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe, they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China, they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East, they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America, they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA, they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
What kind of sandals does a person with 2 left feet wear?
Flop flops
What's the difference between The Oscars and The FIFA World Cup?
A flop doesn't win an award at The Oscars.
Did you hear they are making a new version of Slip n Slides for adults?
They're calling them Flop n Stops
The Alzheimer's Convention Was A Flop
Everybody forgot to show up
I made a club about erectile dysfunction.
It was a flop, nobody came.
What did the floppy disk say to the other floppy disk?
Wanna go out for a byte?
What do you call a single sandal?
A flop
A few years ago I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Why was the movie about fly fishing a box office flop?
Bad casting.
I threw a party for men with erectile dysfunction...
Its was a total flop, nobody came.
Why did the meme about unvaccinated children flop?
It died in new.
Career counsellor: "Why did you flop during the interview at Houston Space Centre?" Billy: "I failed the countdown bit." "What did you say?"
"Countdown 1...2...3...4...
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