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Flop.
No? I'm not surprised; it was a complete flop. Nobody came.
It was a flop.
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It was a flop
They both had to die to become the icon of saving.
It was a total flop. Nobody came.
It was a total flop, nobody came.
They create an app that allows the navy to synchronize their attacks anywhere in the world.
But iSync was a flop.
What a flop.
They call it the flip flop
It was a massive flop. And they couldn't understand how it would have failed, as they hired only verified party members with at least 40 years of experience.
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Felipe Flop!
They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.
That's why it has the shape of a boot and not a flip flop.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philippe flop
I'll let myself out
Kindergaton flop.
Too bad it was just a flop
Because it was FAT.
Teach a man to fish and he'll flop around on the ground unable to breath
The story of Snap, Crackle and Pop is best told in serial.
It was a complete flip - flop
It was a flop.
...By a flash drive
Because there's just not much interest left in the Bond.
Not because i want to see it fail, I just kinda want to see Microsoft be able to add one more flop to its specs
I hosted an erectile disfunction dinner but it was a flop. Nobody came.
A hard drive.
(This is an attempt at an original joke)
(I am aware of the "as" that should be a "has")
They died to become the icon of saving
It was a complete flop
The thing goes skrrt
But what about flip flop freaks?
It was a flop.
The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge flop. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe, they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China, they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East, they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America, they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA, they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
Flop flops
A flop doesn't win an award at The Oscars.
They're calling them Flop n Stops
Everybody forgot to show up
It was a flop, nobody came.
Wanna go out for a byte?
A flop
It was a flop.
Bad casting.
Its was a total flop, nobody came.
It died in new.
"Countdown 1...2...3...4...
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