Flooring Installation Jokes
9 flooring installation jokes and hilarious flooring installation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flooring installation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Flooring Installation Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good flooring installation joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I just got condoms installed on my floor today
it protects the hardwood.
It took over a month to install our floor-to-ceiling windows.
It was a big pane.
How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?
It's all tongue and groove.
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle the room, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack smokes," he said to himself. He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the h**.... As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. "Here," she said, handing him his cigarette pack. "I found them in the hallway. Now, if only I could find my sweet little hamster."
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I have some serious pain after spending way too much time on my knees while younger
Doing construction work and laying flooring.
Installing carpeting is almost as bad as s**... d**...
The installers put down my new hardwood really quickly.
They floored it.
(Was the reply when I told a friend that the installers were almost done)
The health inspector shut down the restaurant on the corner of main street and second avenue...
A new owner rebuilt the kitchen area. The inspector was very impressed with the new kitchen. Stainless steel counters and shelves. Floors of white marble. More lighting install making a bright and clean looking work area. Tongs hanging everywhere, the food was not touched by human hands.
The inspector noticed a string hanging from the cooks fly and asked "What is the string for?"
The cook replied, "When I go to the bathroom, I do not have to touch it, I just pull it out with the string."
"Oh how neat," replied the inspector, "how do you get it back in?"
The cook responded "With the salad tongs."
Hey, does anyone know how to install bathroom floors?
Nevermind, tile figure it out.
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.
In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.
''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'' he said to himself.
He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the h**....
As he was cleaning up, the lady came in.
''Here,'' she said, handling him his pack of cigarettes. ''I found them in the hallway.''
''Now,'' she said, ''if only I could find my parakeet.''
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