Floorboards Jokes
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Simon is in the school play and invites his parents
Now his parents don't think he'll be very good. Halfway through the play a floorboard breaks underneath Simon and he falls through. 'Dont worry' Simon's dad whispers to his wife 'It's just a stage he's going through!'
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If I said you have a nice body would you...
stash it under the floorboards with the rest of them or bury it in a shallow grave?
A German health inspector walks into a bar while playing Pokemon GO
He asks to see under the floorboards.
The bartender replies, "Why?"
The German health inspector replies, "Wynaut?"
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