The Best 77 Floats Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Floats jokes. There are some floats jumps jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these floats dives puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Floats Jokes and Puns

You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks it's girl ant,

If it floats it's boy ant.

A bubble floats into a bar . . .

The bartender asks, "What do you want?"

The bubble says, "Pop."

So three gay guys are sitting in a jacuzzi....

A condom them floats up from the bottom of the jacuzzi. At that point one of them says, "Who farted?"

Floats joke, So three gay guys are sitting in a jacuzzi....

Three gay men are in a bathtub together and a condom floats to the top. Two of them ask...

"Okay, who farted?"

Floaters

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

- Your grandma's jaws


Four gay guys are sitting in a hot tub

When a condom floats up to the surface.
One says, "Who farted?"

When your iPod stops working, it floats.

Because it doesn't sync.

Floats joke, When your iPod stops working, it floats.

A Spanish pirate walks into a bar... [OC]

A Spanish pirate walks into a bar, and he appears down in the dumps. The bartender notices this and asks,

"Aye, what'll ye be havin'?"

"Agua, por favor."

"Hm, whatever floats yer boat, lad."

"...SΓ­."

A few somewhat connected jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays in front of your door?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who floats in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who sits in a bush?

Russel

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

Tell them it floats!

"What are those things on mommy's chest?"

A young boy once asked his father: "DAD, what are those things on mommy's chest?" The father replied: "Son, those are mommy's balloons you see, before she dies they get pumped up and she floats to heaven."

A couple days later, the father comes home early from work and sits on the couch. The young boy runs downstairs screaming: "DAD! DAD! MOM'S DYING!" The father get's up quickly and asks: "WHAT'S WRONG!!" The young boy replies: "UNCLE JAKE'S UPSTAIRS BLOWING UP MOMMY'S BALLOONS AND SHE'S YELLING OH GOD I'M COMING!"

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A group of gay men are all sitting stark-naked around a hot tub when a condom floats to the surface.

All of the men stare at the condom before one finally says, "Alright, who farted?"

Did you know you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water?

If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.

People tell me filling animals with helium is bad..

But i say whatever floats your goat.

Archimedes Principle floats my boat.

How do you tell the sex of an ant?

Put it in a bucket of water. If it sinks you have a girl ant but if it floats you have a buoyant.

Floats joke, How do you tell the sex of an ant?

How do you tell the sex of an ant?

If it floats, it's a boy-ant.

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.


What floats on water and goes quick?

A South African duck

What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee?

Nothing.

How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water.

If it sinks, it's a girl ant.

If it floats, it's buoyant

A ghost floats into a bar...

The bartender says:

'What'll it be, spirits?

How can you tell an ant's gender?

1. Get a glass full of water
2. Throw the ant into the glass
3. If it sinks, it's girl ant
4. If it floats, it's boy ant

My friend always wants to talk about the scientific principle of buoyancy.

It's not interesting to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

Some people think filling animals with helium is wrong...

I don't judge. Whatever floats your goat.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water
If it sinks = girl ant
If it floats = buoyant

Did you know you can tell whether an ant is male or female easily?

Just drop it into water, if it sinks it's a girl ant. But if it floats it's a buoyant!

How can you tell the sex of an ant?

Throw it into a pool. If it sinks, it is a girl ant. If it floats, then it is a "BUOYANT".

As a programmer, I may not be able to set up a parade...

But I can make an array of floats...

Four naked guys are sitting in a hot tub.

All of a sudden, a condom floats to the surface. After a few seconds of stares and silence, one of the guys asks, "Alright, who farted?"

Some say putting helium in animals is wrong.

I say whatever floats your goat.

Apparently filling animals with helium is "abuse", pfft

Whatever floats your goat, I guess.

How do you fit eight Cubans in a box?

Tell them that it floats.

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

How can you tell male from female ants?

Throw them in a bucket of water; if it floats, it's buoyant.

How do you know if an ant is male or female?

Put it in water. If it sinks it's female. If it floats it's buoy-ant.

i heard you can determine the gender of an ant by throwing it into a pool.

if it sinks; girl ant.
if it floats; boy ant.

(if you repeat it enough times you'll eventually get it)

How do scientists determine the genders of an ant?

How do scientists determine the genders of an ant? They throw it onto a pool of water. If it floats, it's a boy ant.

Man 1: I like Beyonce....

Man 2: If it floats your boat

Man 1: No, that's buoyancy.

Three gay dudes are in a hot tub..

Suddenly, a condom floats to the top of the water and one of them says "heyy, who farted??"

What do you call a boat that floats on lava?

A vol-canoe.

My friend is seriously in to Inflating Animals...

Whatever floats your goat

A ghost floats into a bar

He stops at the bar and says Barkeep, I'll take a glass of your finest wine.

The bartender doesn't respond.

The ghost is angered and says, Your finest wine, or I'm going to haunt your bar.

Still no response from the bartender.

The ghost says, Hey buddy, what's your problem??

The bartender looks at him and says, We don't serve spirits here.

A high Tide floats all boats...

and drowns all Bulldawgs.

How do you diffirentiate between male and female ant?

If it sinks, its a sheant

If it floats, its boyant

You can determine the gender of an ant by throwing it in a puddle of water

If it sinks it's a girl ant, but if it floats it's a boy ant

How do you tell the difference between a male and a female ant?

Drop it in water, if it floats it's a boy-ant!

What do you call it when Kratos floats in water?

BOYancy

I like water.

It really floats my boat!

How do you know when a vegetable is cooked?

The wheelchair floats

How to tell ant gender

Put the ant in water and if it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, boy ant.

Two dinosaurs standing on a cliff

As they're looking out to sea an ark floats past. One dinosaur turns to the other one and says,

'Oh, was that today?'

You can actually tell an ants gender by putting them in water

if it sinks it's a girl ant if it floats it's bouyant

How do you tell an ant's gender?

Put it in water. If it sinks it's a female and if it floats it's a buoyant.

How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant?

Drop the ant in a glass of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant.

If it floats, it's buoyant.

You can tell a gender of an ant by placing it in water.

If it drowns its a girl ant, and if it floats its a buoyant.

I have a weird fetish. Buoyancy

But whatever floats my boat

Person 1: For the last time, it's not "reverse gravity", it's called BUOYANCY

Person 2: *shrugs* Whatever floats your boat

A golfer tells his buddy, Check out this Impossible-to Lose golf ball I have...

If you hit it in the water it floats and then activates a small propeller that moves it over to the edge so you can retrieve it. If you hit it in high grass it emits a smoke signal. If you hit it into a bush, it chirps. It's literally impossible to lose!
His buddy says Wow! That's awesome. How much does it cost?
The golfer says I don't know. I just found it on the course.

Do you know what really floats my boat?

The mass of the boat being less than the mass of water which it displaces.

I met this guy who liked to put helium balloons in his ship

Whatever floats your boat I guess

What do you call it when Freddie Mercury floats?

Flam-buoyant

How can you tell a female ant from a male ant?

If you put the ant in a glass of water and it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.

How can you tell the gender of an ant?

You put them in water. If it floats, then it's buoyant.

How do you tell the sex of an ant?

You drop it in water.
If it sinks, Girl ant.
If it floats...

I had a friend

He was 6 ft, floats, all white, and 2 big black circles for eyes



... not sure why but he isnt talking to me anymore, i think he ghosted me

How can you tell the gender of an ant?

Easy, drop it in water.

If it sinks: girl ant

If it floats:

How do you tell if it's a girl ant or a boy ant?

Put the ant in the water...

If it sinks, it's a girl ant

If it floats, it's a buoyant!

How to tell if an ant is a male or a female?

You get a jug of water and throw the ant in it. If it sinks then it's a girl ant, if it floats then it's bouyant

My friend likes to go around filling animals with Hellium.

I was going to tell him to stop, but then I thought to myself: "Hey, whatever floats your goat"

I told my gf that i had a crush on beyonce!

And she said to me "Whatever floats your boat"

And i said "No that's **Buoyancy**"

How do you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl ?

You put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.

Bye...I'm leaving rn.....

A luxury boat sank and a passenger was holding on to a floating piano...

All of a sudden, someone floats by sitting atop a floating cello and asks: May I accompany you?

How do you tell the difference between a female and male ant?

A girl ant sinks in water.

A buoyant floats.

I was showing my friend my new golf ball.

I was showing my friend my new golf ball.
"It's impossible to lose," I said. "If you hit it into the rough it sends out a GPS signal so you can track it down."
"That's great," he replied, "but what happens if you it hit into the water?"
"Simple. The ball floats to the surface and tracks its way back toward you and you just scoop it back out."
"Brilliant!" he said, "Where did you get it?"
"I found it."

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