Floaters Jokes

These are 5 floaters jokes and hilarious floaters puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about floaters that are good jokes for kids and friends.

Floaters Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good floaters joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Why does Pennywise live in the sewer?

He used to live in a septic tank but he ran out of room for his floaters.


What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?
- Your grandma's jaws

"You left a floater in there you idiot", he screamed at me as he emerged from the toilet.

My first day as an astronaut was not going as planned.

What's the difference between a futon and a crouton?

One's a little sofa bed, the other a little floater bread.

One of my eye floaters looks like the Ebola virus...

...And I'm sick of looking at it!

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these floaters jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of floaters puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !