Float Glass Jokes
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How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant?
Drop the ant in a glass of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant.
If it floats, it's buoyant.
A man walks into a bar and orders a Manhattan.
The drink comes and he sees a piece of parsley floating in the glass.
"What in the world is this?"
The bartender says, "Central Park."
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How do you make a dead baby float?
One glass of rootbeer and two scoops of dead baby.
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How do you tell the difference between a male and a female ant?
Put both in a glass of water. The female ant will sink to the bottom, and the male ant will float at the top because he's... Boyant.
How do you make a Chevy Malibu float?
Pour a glass of soda and add two scoops of Chevy Malibu
How do you make a Chrysler Pontiac float?
Glass of soda and two scoops of Chrysler Pontiac
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A priest went into the country to pay a visit to a 92 year old church member whom he had not seen for many years...
She welcomed him into her home. While she made tea, he looked around and saw a beautiful oak o**... with a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was half filled with water and a c**... was floating on top of it. Astonished and shocked, he quickly turned away. But after tea, curiosity got the best of him and he asked her about it.
"Oh, yes," she said enthusiastically. "While in town last year I found a package on the sidewalk. The directions on the back said 'keep wet and put on your o**... to prevent disease.' And you know, I think it works. I haven't
had a cold all winter!"
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