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12 float glass jokes and hilarious float glass puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about float glass that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Float Glass Short Jokes

Short float glass jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The float glass humour may include short broken glass jokes also.

  1. How can you tell an ant's gender? 1. Get a glass full of water
    2. Throw the ant into the glass
    3. If it sinks, it's girl ant
    4. If it floats, it's boy ant
  2. How do you tell the difference between a boy ant and a girl ant? Drop the ant in a glass of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant.
    If it floats, it's buoyant.
  3. A man walks into a bar and orders a Manhattan. The drink comes and he sees a piece of parsley floating in the glass.
    "What in the world is this?"
    The bartender says, "Central Park."
  4. How can you tell a female ant from a male ant? If you put the ant in a glass of water and it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant.
  5. How do you tell the difference between a male and a female ant? Put both in a glass of water. The female ant will sink to the bottom, and the male ant will float at the top because he's... Boyant. 
  6. How do you make a Chevy Malibu float? Pour a glass of soda and add two scoops of Chevy Malibu
  7. How can you tell the difference between a girl ant and a boy ant? Put it in water. If it sinks, it's girl ant. I it floats, it's a witch. Burn it. With a magnifying glass.
  8. How do you make a Chrysler Pontiac float? Glass of soda and two scoops of Chrysler Pontiac

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Float Glass One Liners

Which float glass one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with float glass? I can suggest the ones about glass and breaking glass.

  1. How do you make a dead baby float? One glass of rootbeer and two scoops of dead baby.

Cheeky Float Glass Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about float glass you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wine glass jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make float glass pranks.

A ghost floats into a bar

He stops at the bar and says Barkeep, I'll take a glass of your finest wine.
The bartender doesn't respond.
The ghost is angered and says, Your finest wine, or I'm going to haunt your bar.
Still no response from the bartender.
The ghost says, Hey buddy, what's your problem??
The bartender looks at him and says, We don't serve spirits here.

A priest went into the country to pay a visit to a 92 year old church member whom he had not seen for many years...

She welcomed him into her home. While she made tea, he looked around and saw a beautiful oak o**... with a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was half filled with water and a c**... was floating on top of it. Astonished and shocked, he quickly turned away. But after tea, curiosity got the best of him and he asked her about it.
"Oh, yes," she said enthusiastically. "While in town last year I found a package on the sidewalk. The directions on the back said 'keep wet and put on your o**... to prevent disease.' And you know, I think it works. I haven't
had a cold all winter!"