Flirty Jokes

124 flirty jokes and hilarious flirty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flirty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

A collection of subtle flirty jokes for him or for her to make her laugh. Some of the jokes can be used to start a conversation, to tell a guy over text or Tinder. They can be used as conversation starters to flirt with any boy or girl.

Funniest Flirty Short Jokes

Short flirty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flirty humour may include short flirting jokes also.

  1. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
  2. If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
  3. My name is John but you can call me tonight.
  4. Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future.
  5. Are your pants 50% off? Cuz they'll be 100% off in my room.
  6. You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
  7. Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
  8. You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
  9. Are you my homework? Because you make me anxious and I won't try to do you until its far, far too late.
  10. Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.

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Flirty One Liners

Which flirty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flirty? I can suggest the ones about frisky and cheeky.

  1. Are you my homework? Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night.
  2. I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
  3. What do you and your shower have in common? You both get wet when I turn you on.
  4. Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
  5. Is your name Summer? ‘Coz you're HOT!
  6. You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.
  7. Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Love never crossed my mind
    Until I came across you.
  8. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  9. Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again.
  10. I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
  11. Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!
  12. I'm no weatherman but I know you're going to get 3 inches tonight.
  13. You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?
  14. Its girls like u that cause global warming!
  15. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

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Uplifting Flirty Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about flirty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean seductively jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flirty pranks.

Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!

How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!"

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?

Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get s**....

I didn't know angels could fly so low.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

There's something actionable in your pants.

I'd like to think inside your box.

If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit.

My favorite s**... position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas.

S.I.N.G.L.E...s**...! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!

For my next trick I need a c**... and a volunteer...

Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.

Anyone have any s**... laying around they're not using I could borrow?

I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper.

My love for you is like a f**.... Everything about it is powered by my heart.

I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.

I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined.

You're sweeter than 3.14

If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy.

Every function without you will always be void of love.

If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.

I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.

Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.

Girl, if you were a camel, I'd h**... you!

Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.

Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?

Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!

If i was the Grinch, I wouldn't steal Christmas. I'd steal you.

I've got my ion you, baby!

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious

Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready.

Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!

Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home

That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!

Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?

Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?

Might I integrate your curves tonight?

Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.

Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!

I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.

I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you s**... the sweet pollen right out of me?

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.

Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to.

Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion

I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

Are you a computer w**...? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?

Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:
1. Stay together forever
2. Break up
No pressure.

You must be a full moon, coz everytime you are around me, I turn into a beast.

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