The Best 67 Flirty Jokes

A collection of subtle flirty jokes for him or for her to make her laugh. Some of the jokes can be used to start a conversation, to tell a guy over text or Tinder. They can be used as conversation starters to flirt with any boy or girl.

Funny Flirty Jokes and Puns

You're so beautiful that last night you made me forget my pickup line.

Is your name Summer? ‘Coz you're HOT!

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

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You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?


Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again.

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

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Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future.

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

Its girls like u that cause global warming!

Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?

I'd like to think inside your box.

My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner.

That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas.

S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!

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For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer...

Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.

Anyone have any sex laying around they're not using I could borrow?


I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined.

You're sweeter than 3.14

Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!

Every function without you will always be void of love.

If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.

I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.

If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!

Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.

I've got my ion you, baby!

Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!

Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.

I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion

I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?

My name is John but you can call me tonight.

Roses are red, so are your lips. Sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

Am I getting under your skin? The only skin you'll be getting under is my ball sack.

How do you pick up a Jewish chick. With a dust pan.

Are you from Japan? Cause I'm currently trying to get in japanties.

Why did the coach go back to the bank? To get his quarterback!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Love never crossed my mind

Until I came across you.

I'm no weatherman but I know you're going to get 3 inches tonight.

What do you and your shower have in common? You both get wet when I turn you on.

Why did the lady wear a helmet every time she ate? She was on a crash diet!

There's only one thing better than the cutest cat in the world. A Dog.

Are your pants 50% off? Cuz they'll be 100% off in my room.

Hi, can I follow you home tonight? Sorry, that came out a little strong, my mom always told me to follow my dreams.

Are you a detective? I have some undercover work for you.

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock.

So I'm chatting to this 14 year old on the Internet..

She is funny, flirty, sexy and intelligent and now she's telling me she's an undercover cop, how cool is that at her age!

Are you my homework?

Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night.

Why were the new mittens so flirty?

Young gloves.

They say alcohol makes you flirty...

But I prefer my gin with platonic.

Are you my homework?

Because you make me anxious and I won't try to do you until its far, far too late.

Saying "Get a load of this guy!" is considered mocking in most places.

But it's a flirty compliment in a Gay Bar.

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