Flirty Jokes

What are some Flirty jokes?

What do you and your shower have in common? You both get wet when I turn you on.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love never crossed my mind
Until I came across you.

Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer...

You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!

My name is John but you can call me tonight.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.

I'm no weatherman but I know you're going to get 3 inches tonight.

I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.

Every function without you will always be void of love.

Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again.

I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.

Anyone have any sex laying around they're not using I could borrow?

Why did the coach go back to the bank? To get his quarterback!

Are your pants 50% off? Cuz they'll be 100% off in my room.

How do you pick up a Jewish chick. With a dust pan.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

Am I getting under your skin? The only skin you'll be getting under is my ball sack.

Its girls like u that cause global warming!

There's only one thing better than the cutest cat in the world. A Dog.

Are you from Japan? Cause I'm currently trying to get in japanties.

I've got my ion you, baby!

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!

If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined.

Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!

Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.

Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion

I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.

You're sweeter than 3.14

Did it hurt when you felt from heaven?
Yeah, I died 5 years ago, like that puck up line.

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to.

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.

How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?

Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready.

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

Hi, can I follow you home tonight? Sorry, that came out a little strong, my mom always told me to follow my dreams.

Roses are red, so are your lips. Sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.

Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u

Are you a Disney princess? Cuz your Cinder-hella-fine.

Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?

Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

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