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Flirty jokes are one of the most funny and hilarious. Here is list with the best flirty jokes to have fun with friends and family. Top 10 Flirty jokes of all time along with the funniest flirty sayings and gags ever told.

Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future.

You must be a full moon, coz everytime you are around me, I turn into a beast.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

Boy: Have u ever been fishing before Girl: Why? Boy: I think we should hook up!

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots. And..


Flirty is if great topic to laugh at. Some of the funniest jokes ever are about flirty.

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What are the funniest flirty jokes of all time? Laugh with some of the best flirty funny lines ever said. Here are the rest of all 221 jokes that are about flirty.

Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.

When some one types "kys," the way you can get them back is type, "Kiss? Aww, thanks!" They wil probably think you are stupid, but it is still hilarious.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Why did the coach go back to the bank? To get his quarterback!

I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.

I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.

If you want to hide your face, go out naked.

I'm being managed by Don King again

Boy: "Are you dead because it looks like you dropped from heaven."
Girl: "Yeah I died I long time ago, just like that line."

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

Did it hurt when you felt from heaven?
Yeah, I died 5 years ago, like that puck up line.

[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fat in those pants!

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?

I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

I used to think love() was abstract, until you implemented it in MyHeart.

Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable

Life's a jungle let's go to your place and fuck like animals!

Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?

Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,

Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again.

Its girls like u that cause global warming!

You must be from Prague because I can't help but Czech you out.

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.

Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.

Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion

Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:
1. Stay together forever
2. Break up
No pressure.

How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?

For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer...

She's single if her man can't beat you up.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

There's a easter parade in my pants...wanna go?

Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better.

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock.

Are you a Disney princess? Cuz your Cinder-hella-fine.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?

Hey in my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people can I practice on you?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

If you were a pole I would dance all over you.

You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?

Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.

I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

Anyone have any sex laying around they're not using I could borrow?

Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s

If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.

You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it I said "Implants?"

My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.

My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined.

Might I integrate your curves tonight?

If I can't buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cindrella?

Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true.

Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?

It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

Hey baby, what's your resonance frequency?

Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

What do you and your shower have in common? You both get wet when I turn you on.

Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? Her: What? You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious

I've got my ion you, baby!

I flirted with disaster last night. Now disaster won't stop texting me.

Hi, I'm a geologist - I was wondering if I could explore your natural resources...

What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

I thought you'd be flattered that my dog found your leg so attractive.

Want to take a look at my benefit package?

Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?

You and Me = Grand Unification

If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love never crossed my mind
Until I came across you.

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?

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