Flirty Jokes

Following is our collection of tinder openers puns and chat up one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Flirty jokes for adults, dirty science jokes and clean guess what dad gags for kids.

The Best Flirty Puns

Are you my homework?

Because I wanna slam you on my desk and do you all night.

What do you and your shower have in common? You both get wet when I turn you on.

So I'm chatting to this 14 year old on the Internet..

She is funny, flirty, sexy and intelligent and now she's telling me she's an undercover cop, how cool is that at her age!

Flirty joke, So I'm chatting to this 14 year old on the Internet..

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love never crossed my mind
Until I came across you.

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?


For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer...

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

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Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.

I'm no weatherman but I know you're going to get 3 inches tonight.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?


Are you my homework?

Because you make me anxious and I won't try to do you until its far, far too late.

My name is John but you can call me tonight.

You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.

Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again.

I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

Are your pants 50% off? Cuz they'll be 100% off in my room.


Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.

Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!

I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

How do you pick up a Jewish chick. With a dust pan.

Every function without you will always be void of love.

Why did the coach go back to the bank? To get his quarterback!

Am I getting under your skin? The only skin you'll be getting under is my ball sack.

I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.

If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

Anyone have any sex laying around they're not using I could borrow?

There's only one thing better than the cutest cat in the world. A Dog.

My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined.

My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

Its girls like u that cause global warming!

You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

Why did the lady wear a helmet every time she ate? She was on a crash diet!

Are you from Japan? Cause I'm currently trying to get in japanties.

Roses are red, so are your lips. Sit on my face and wiggle those hips.

Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?

Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.

Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!

I've got my ion you, baby!

You're sweeter than 3.14

Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.

S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock.

Hi, can I follow you home tonight? Sorry, that came out a little strong, my mom always told me to follow my dreams.

What is the tallest building in the world? A library- it has the most stories!

Are you a Disney princess? Cuz your Cinder-hella-fine.

Did it hurt when you felt from heaven?
Yeah, I died 5 years ago, like that puck up line.

Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to.

Guy: Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend.

Guy: It's just like soccer, just because theres a goalie doesnt mean you cant score.

Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.

Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u

Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?

Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready.

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