flirty Jokes

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What are the best Flirty puns and pranks?

Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Flirty? Well here is a complete list of Flirty dad jokes:

Been chatting with this 14 year old girl. Real sexy and flirty. Things are going great, but now she tells me she's an undercover cop.

How fucking cool is that for someone her age.

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a man walks into a bar...

A man sits in a bar ordering a beer, when suddently a beautiful flirty woman walks upto him. She starts flirting with the man, when she finally revealed that: "for 100$, you can make me do anything" she then touch his cruch, and said "and I mean anything" the woman then told him: "but only if you can describe it in three words" the man took a while, and considered this offer. When he finally took out his wallet, gave the woman a 100$bill, when he said these three words: "Paint my house"

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So I'm chatting to this 14 year old on the Internet..

She is funny, flirty, sexy and intelligent and now she's telling me she's an undercover cop, how cool is that at her age!

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What do you and your shower have in common? You both get wet when I turn you on.

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Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love never crossed my mind
Until I came across you.

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Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

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Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!

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For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer...

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Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cindrella?

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Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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I'm no weatherman but I know you're going to get 3 inches tonight.

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You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?

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I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.

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You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.

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Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,

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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

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Did you fall from heaven?
No I crawled out from Hell.
No wonder your really Hot!

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Are your pants 50% off? Cuz they'll be 100% off in my room.

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Why did the coach go back to the bank? To get his quarterback!

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again.

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My name is John but you can call me tonight.

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

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I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

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Every function without you will always be void of love.

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Approach a woman in a bar and whisper "Hey, wanna get out of here?" If she says yes, you can sit where she was.

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Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!

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Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.

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Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

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I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

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Anyone have any sex laying around they're not using I could borrow?

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There's only one thing better than the cutest cat in the world. A Dog.

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How do you pick up a Jewish chick. With a dust pan.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

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I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch porn...

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My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

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If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?

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I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

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Its girls like u that cause global warming!

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Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.

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Are you from Japan? Cause I'm currently trying to get in japanties.

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Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion

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I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.

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You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

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I've got my ion you, baby!

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Am I getting under your skin? The only skin you'll be getting under is my ball sack.

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If we were stranded in a desert and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?

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CONCLUSION

You've red some of the best flirty jokes of all time. We hope you had fun with this collection of 50 puns about flirty. Most of the stories are suitable for kids with good sense of humor, children or teens boys and girls, of course dads. You must supervise your chidlren not to read pranks for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty flirty gags to your kids. So please respect and be a good joking daddy !

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