flirty Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious flirty puns

What do you and your shower have in common? You both get wet when I turn you on.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love never crossed my mind
Until I came across you.

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Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

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Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.

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Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

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For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer...

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Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!

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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cindrella?

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Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?

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I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

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I'm no weatherman but I know you're going to get 3 inches tonight.

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Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!

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Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,

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Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.

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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

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I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

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Why did the coach go back to the bank? To get his quarterback!

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Approach a woman in a bar and whisper "Hey, wanna get out of here?" If she says yes, you can sit where she was.

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Every function without you will always be void of love.

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You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.

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Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again.

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Did you fall from heaven?
No I crawled out from Hell.
No wonder your really Hot!

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Are your pants 50% off? Cuz they'll be 100% off in my room.

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I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

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My name is John but you can call me tonight.

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Anyone have any sex laying around they're not using I could borrow?

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Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

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There's only one thing better than the cutest cat in the world. A Dog.

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How do you pick up a Jewish chick. With a dust pan.

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Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion

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My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

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