Flipping The Bird Jokes
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I just bought a rotisserie but I might return it because it's so rude.
It's constantly f**....
I hit a Turkey..
and it flew over my car and landed on the car behind me. It was a Cop and he pulled me over and gave me a ticket for flipping him the bird.
What do you call an angry singer flipping someone off?
A song bird.
Me: Want to go bird watching?
Friend: Sure!
Me: *flips both middle fingers in his direction*
Why did the worm learn judo?
So he could flip the bird
Thanks dad
[Long] boudreaux and thibodeaux were a pair of good old country boys.
Boudreaux grew up to be a baptist pastor and thibodeaux became a catholic priest. These good friends even had their churches right across the street from each other.
Well one day boudreaux was putting a sign in his church yard and that thibodeaux was putting up the exact same one. The both said "Turn now or perish."
Right then then a car drove by and the driver flipped them both the bird and yelled "Get a life you freaks." Followed by a big splash off water.
Boudreaux looks up and says "Hey Thibodeaux ya think we should change the sign to bridge out."
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