Flippers Jokes

These are 14 flippers jokes and hilarious flippers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flippers that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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These are our top flippers puns. Have fun with a good flippers joke in English with simple flippers humour.

  1. What marine animal wears a red jacket and a sequined glove on its flipper? Thriller Whale!
  2. How does a turtle with no flippers get across the freeway? Here's a clue, take the f out of free, and then take the f out of way.
  3. My uncle was a fisherman in China during WW2 I asked him What was the biggest fish you caught
    He said the flipper flopper yok cho
  4. What to the seal say... to his friend when he his flipper started hurting? "Awee man :( I think I got arfritis."
Flippers joke, What to the seal say...

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these flippers jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of flippers puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Flippers One Liners

Which flippers dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flippers?

  1. Penguins make great fast food workers. Natural flippers
  2. What do you call it when you cut off a dolphins flippers? De feeting the porpoise
  3. How does a penguin make a decision? Flipper coin.
    Again, I shall take my leave.
  4. What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin? You flipper!
  5. Why did the whale like the diver?
    Because he had flippers.
  6. Why was the hill destined to work as a burger flipper? He couldnt get his grade past 40%
  7. What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
    Glass flippers.
  8. How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
    Flipper coin.
  9. Why do penguins have skinny p**... because they only have flippers

Flippers joke, Why do penguins have skinny p**...

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Hilarious Flippers Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about flippers to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make flippers prank.

A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down.

AAA (Antarctic Automobile Assn) tows it to the garage in the nearest town, where the mechanic says he has time to look at it, give him half an hour.
The penguin wanders down the street to an ice cream shop and decides to beat the heat with a cone of his favorite flavor, vanilla. Of course, being a penguin, with flippers instead of hands, as well as a beak, he makes a huge mess and gets ice cream all over his face. h**... goes back to the garage, where the mechanic tells him "looks like you blew a seal."
"No," says the penguin. "That's just ice cream."

A penguin takes his car to the mechanic....

The mechanic tells him it'll take about an hour to fix. The penguin heads over to the 7-11 across the street to kill some time and have an ice cream. But because he has clumsy little flippers he gets the ice cream all over his beak.
When he goes back to the mechanic, the mechanic tells him, "well, it looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin says, "no, that's just a bit of ice cream."

A penguin was driving along...

A penguin was driving along when he smelled something burning. He took his car to a mechanic to get it checked out. The mechanic said "It'll be about an hour" so the penguin went walking around town. He stopped at an ice cream parlor and ordered a cone. The penguin tried eating the ice cream, but made a mess because of his flippers. He went back to the mechanic who had just got under his car. The mechanic rolled out from underneath and said "looks like you blew a seal". The penguin replied "no, it's ice cream".

A penguin has some car trouble...

A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

A Penguin walked into a mechanic

Said, "there is an issue with my car." Mechanic said, "give me an hour I'll check it out, why don't you go across the street and get something to eat?"
The penguin walked across the street and ordered a large ice cream. Because of having no hands he just used his flippers. After about an hour the penguin walked back to the mechanic with the ice cream still all over his flippers and beak.
The mechanic said, "it looks like you blew a seal." Penguin said, "No no no! It's just ice cream."

So my dirty gay brother got caught s**... a dolphin last night.

He's a pinball champion, he earns thousands in sponsorship deals, so I was astonished. I asked him why he did it.
He said his extra ball got jammed in the wrong flipper.

Flippers joke, My uncle was a fisherman in China during WW2

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