Flip Phone Jokes
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Fun-Filled Flip Phone Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
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Flip your phone.
what do apples, dish washer soap, the muppets, a black guy, beer, yankee candels, and the keyboard on a flip phone all have in common?
they all help make a really convoluted joke.
I finally traded in my flip phone for a new smart phone...
It truly is the dawn of a new error.
Went to my mates house and she had a big open fire in the garden where she was burning her phone bill, gas bill and credit card bill.
I said: "flipping heck what are you doing Bernadette?!"
What is common between me and a flip phone?
Everyone flips me off....
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A lonely woman checked into a resort...
A lonely woman checked into a resort and decided to call one of the numbers she'd seen advertising regarding male e**... services and sensual massages.
She flipped through the phone book, found an ad with a picture of a particularly strapping young man and picked up the phone.
"Hello?" a male voice answered. "How may I help you?"
"I hear you give a great massage, and I'd really like to experience one," the woman said.
"Well, actually, I should just be straight with you. I'm in town, I'm all alone and what I really want is s**.... I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring toys, rubber, leather, whips and everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up and cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream. I want to do it all. How does that sound?"
"That sounds great," the man replied, "but you need to press 9 to make an outside call... this is Hotel Reception"
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