Flip Jokes

174 flip jokes and hilarious flip puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flip that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover the upside of funny with these humorous flip jokes! Featuring puns referencing flip flops, phones, and seabirds, these coins of wisdom will have you in stitches. Plus, you might even learn a thing or two about upcycling! Get ready to flip the script and explore these funny flips!

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Best Short Flip Jokes

Short flip puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flip humour may include short swap jokes also.

Today I learned that if you're in a canoe and it flips over in the water.... .....you can safely wear it on your head....because it's capsized.
The inventor of the USB died. They lowered his coffin, raised it back out, flipped it over, lowered it again, raised it back out, flipped it over again, then lowered him again.
My teenage daughter can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer... I guess she'll have to flip a coin....
Heads or Tales.
My dad once told me that I would spend my life flipping burgers Jokes on him. I'm on register now.
Did you know that you can fit any boat on your head like a hat, if you flip it over? That makes it cap sized
When the creator of USB drive will die, they'll lower his coffin into the ground.. ..take it out, flip it over and lower again.
The debates flipped gender roles. Last night we saw an argument between a woman who wanted to talk facts, and a man who only wanted to talk about his feelings.
I was angry at my friend and he sarcastically asked "what would Jesus do?" So I flipped over the table and chased him from the building with a whip.
You know you can fit any boat on your head Just flip it upside down. That makes it capsized
A man with two left feet goes into a shoe store... ...and asks the shop assistant: "Do you sell flip-flips?"

Flip joke, A man with two left feet goes into a shoe store...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about flip can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of flip puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Flip One Liners

Which flip one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flip? I can suggest the ones about swing and switch.

Yo mama's so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops
i hope people on September 2nd 1885 were flipping out on Back to the Future Part III day
What does an indecisive person wear? Flip Flops.
What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach? Flip-Flips.
I saw a radical Muslim today... He had just landed a kick-flip into a 50-50 grind.
What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman? "Do you sell flip-flips?"
How does the Hulk make extra money? He flips cars.
What did the claustrophobic ninja do when he fell down a well? He flipped out
What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip? Coo.
Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped.
Pickup line: If I flip a coin.... What are the chances of me getting head? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you call two left sandals? Flip flips
Yo mama so fat She left the house in high heels and came back with flip flops
What do you call it when a deaf person flips you off? A finger of speech!
Did you know when you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat? It's cap-sized

Flip Off Jokes

Here is a list of funny flip off jokes and even better flip off puns that will make you laugh with friends.

I decided to have scrambled eggs this morning... Immediately after thinking "I'll just flip this omelette."
Hillary was shown a video of her flip-flopping on issues all over her career. At first, she was upset. Now she says she's ok with it.
I'm so poor…. That when people see me walking down the street with only one flip-flop on they say to me yo Juan you lost a flip flop and I say no I didn't, I found one!
The creator of the USB flash drive died today. He was lowered into his coffin, flipped over, and then lowered again.
If I ever get fat... I'm gonna post before and after photos on the internet. I'll just flip them, so everyone tells me how amazing I used to look.
What is the funniest time of day? 7:07 because when you flip it upside down, it says LOL!
This joke was invented by my 8 year old daughter so be nice please :)
Why scuba divers always flip backwards when jumping from boat in water? Because if they flip forward they would still be in boat.
I have a special trick for getting the result I want in a coin flip It's not perfect, but it works about 50% of the time.
These new editions of dictionaries are frustrating Picked up a new copy and flipped through it to find a word I knew disappeared.
The next thing I found was disappointing
While sitting on the couch my wife said "I feel like putting on a pair of flip-flops." Then she changed the channel to the presidential debate.

Flip Flops Jokes

Here is a list of funny flip flops jokes and even better flip flops puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops? Because they lactose.
I threw my sandal at the light switch to turn it off, but I missed.. It was a complete flip - flop
What is Hillary Clintons favorite type of footwear? flip-flops
Flip-flops are okay But shoes help out in the long run
Why can't cows wear flip-flops? Because they lac-tose!
Why don't cows wear flip flops? They lactose.
Hillary Clinton has become so famous that they started naming footwear after her They call it the flip flop
What footwear does Hilary Clinton wear to the beach? Flip flops or scandals!
There were five distinctive wet little thuds against the garden fence.... That told me mowing the lawn in my flip flops may not have been a great idea.
What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes? A flip-flop.

Flip Flop Jokes

Here is a list of funny flip flop jokes and even better flip flop puns that will make you laugh with friends.

I'm like a fat lady's flip-flop... ...under a lot of pressure
What footwear is indecisive? Flip-flops
It's raining in Italy That's why it has the shape of a boot and not a flip flop.
Went to see the psychologist. She asked Do any sounds irritate you?
Real or imaginary? I inquired.
Let's go with imaginary She said curiously.
A spider wearing flip flops I said.
Politicians favourite shoes Flip Flops
Why can't milk cartons wear flip flops? Because they lactose
My cat should run for President. When she gets excited she flip-flops all over the place.
Hillary Clinton flip-flops Hillary Clinton: Bill people are constantly accusing me of changing my positions
Bill Clinton: Don't worry about them honey, that's why I married you
What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet? Shoe.
Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops? ...because he can't lace them.

Flip A Coin Jokes

Here is a list of funny flip a coin jokes and even better flip a coin puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Coin flipping contests are rigged! Just a heads up.
My friend and I were betting on a coin. I asked my friend to give me a heads-up before he flipped it.
A magic coin I have a magic coin that whenever flipped lands on its side.
I can't make heads nor tails of it.
Pre-2000s, gender was like flipping a coin. Now it's like rolling a DnD dice.
Whenever I'm out drinking I flip a coin If it lands on heads, I get another drink, if it lands on tails, I flip the coin again
Genders I couldn't decide what gender I should be today, so I flipped a coin...
*flips a coin*
Wait a minute, how many sides does a coin have...?
Marriage is like flipping a coin, there's a 50% chance of success or failure. I'm on my third flip.
Maybe a fourth depending on if my wife burns dinner tonight or not.
I'm ranked 2nd in the world at coin flipping... It was a real toss up for 1st place 😉
If you're trying to get laid, just flip a coin... ... There's about 50% chance you get head.
Why did the businessman buy a rusty coin? He wanted to flip it.

Coin Flip Jokes

Here is a list of funny coin flip jokes and even better coin flip puns that will make you laugh with friends.

Winner of the coin flip at Superbowl 50 announced earlier today. Hilary Clinton has decided to receive.
Coin flip Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.
Gotta say it real fast right before you flip the coin. Emphasize heads and tails, de-emphasize win and lose, to anoint that it's easy to dismiss.
What do you call it when you flip a quarter and it lands on its edge. *coin*cidence
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Yo mama so ugly, her parents flipped a coin to see who had to kiss her good night.
I flipped a Communist coin It didn't land
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
What drinking game is Hillary Clinton best at? Flip Cup (coin)
Let's flip a coin If it lands on heads I win
If it lands on tails you lose

Gather Around for Heartwarming Flip Jokes and Uplifting Humor

What funny jokes about flip you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean slide jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make flip prank.

My favourite s**... position is called "WOW" ...

It's where I flip your mom over

Dont say Jesus take the wheel if you don't have a car.

Say Jesus take my pumps or flip flops

My wife shouted upstairs, The sun's just come out.

I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs.
I was rather shocked when I got down to find my son holding hands with his mate Michael.

How do you fit 4 g**... on one barstool?

Flip it over!

How do you fit four girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over.

4 gay guys walk into a bar...

They find that there is only one barstool, the ponder for a second, until one says, "why don't we just flip it over?"
(Sorry if its a repost)

Little Timmy and his father are walking in the park

Little Timmy and his father are walking in the park. Timmy sees two dogs h**..., and says, "Dad, what are they doing?" His father looks and says, "Oh, they're making a puppy."
Later that night, Timmy walks into his parents' room and sees mom and dad going at it, and says "Dad, what are you doing??" His Dad says, "Oh, we're making you a baby brother." Timmy says, "Well flip her over, I'd rather have a puppy"

What do you call it when you do a skateboarding trick over your parent's g**...?

A Freudian Flip.

My wife shouted upstairs, "the sun's just come out."

My wife shouted upstairs, "the sun's just come out." I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs. I was rather shocked when I got down to find our lad holding hands with his mate Michael.

Bad pun alert.

I've been watching behind the scenes reels of movies for quite a few years so the magic of movies is somewhat lost on me. I'll know how that car flip was achieved, how they choreographed fight scenes etc.
Still, watching Gravity this weekend I couldn't help but think, "how on Earth did they do that?"

I would rather have a puppy!!

A little boy and his dad are walking down the street when they see two dogs having s**.... The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, what are they doing?"
The father says, "Making a puppy. "
So they walk on and go home.
A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having s**.... The little boy says, "Daddy, what are you doing?"
The father replies, "Making a baby."
The little boy says, "Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy instead ! "

What do you get when you flip a blonde up-side-down?

A brunette with shrimp-breath.

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

How do you fit four g**... on one stool?

Flip it upside-down.
(sorry in advance)

s**... ed

One day a little boy was at the park with his grandfather when he saw two dogs having s**.... He asked what they were doing and was told that was how they made puppies. Later that night he had a bad dream and when he went in to his parents' room he saw them having s**.... When he asked what they were doing he was told they were trying to make him a baby brother or sister. Disgusted, he demanded "Well flip her over, I'd rather have a puppy!"

What's the maximum velocity while having s**...?

68, cause at 69 you flip over

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

I took my skateboard around my friend's house.

"Wanna see me kickflip?" I asked.
"No..." he sighed.
He really regrets naming his dog "Flip".

How many gay guys does it take to flip a car?

We'll find out when the cubs win the World Series

How do you fit three gay men on a bar stool?

You flip the stool over.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Put "flip" on both sides of a piece of paper

What did the one pancake say to the other pancake when he had to go?

Catch you on the flip side

If one more person asks me to do a summersault....

.......I swear I'm going to flip!!!

4 gay guys walk into a bar, but there's only 1 available stool. What do they do?

Flip it over.

What's the speed limit of s**...?

68, because if you go 69 you'll flip over and eat it.

what do apples, dish washer soap, the muppets, a black guy, beer, yankee candels, and the keyboard on a flip phone all have in common?

they all help make a really convoluted joke.

I treat my wife the same way I treat a bottle of ketchup...

I always take the top off, flip it upside down, and hit it has hard as I can.

I rang my telecom provider.

Before I got through , I had to say "Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!"
They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises.

My dad wanted to expand his bar to access more customers

I advised him to make it a gay bar and flip the stools upside down. that way the seating is quadrupled.

I put the USB cable in on the first try.

Wait, no I have to flip it.

How do you trigger a switch?

Flip it off.

I don't get football....

At the beginning of the game, they flip a quarter to see who kicks off first. Then the rest of the game everybody just keeps trying to "get the quarter back". I mean, it's just a quarter, what's the big deal!?!

None of my friends seem to care that I'm lactose intolerant

But tell them I'm racist and they all flip out.

How fast can a woman drive?

68 mph, because at 69 they flip over and blow a rod

I was flipping through my TV Guide and I saw a show called "Die Kardashians". I thought I had found a new favorite TV show...

Then I realized the channel was in German.

What can't a turtle do when you flip it over?

It can't believe you've done that.

My favorite s**... position is the WOW

That's when I flip your MOM over.

I flipped a quarter

I told my girlfriend to call it. She clapped her hands and said, "come here Quarter!"

Why is s**... limited to 68mph?

At 69 you flip over and blow a rod.

USB Inventor

When the inventor of the usb dies thay will lower him slowly stop flip the Casket and put him in all the way

I called SeaWorld to reserve tickets, but before I got through, I had to say, "Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!"

They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises...

A man and his young son are walking through a park

where they see two dogs having s**.... The son asks, "What are they doing?" The man says with some embarrassment, "Those dogs are making puppies."
The next week the son enters his parents room while they are having s**.... The son says, "Dad, what are you doing to mom?" He e**... responds, "We're making babies." The son replies, "Flip her over, I want puppies instead."

My favorite s**... Position!

It's called WOW!
You might have not heard about that one before.....
Yeah it's where i flip your MOM over!

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They flip a quarter down the steps and it goes Ching, Chang, Chung.

I tried making a steak and cheese omelette but I messed up the flip...

I guess you can say that I beefed the eggsecution.

What will happen when the Earth's magnetic poles flip?

I dunno, but I heard Santa's been interviewing penguins to see if they can pull a sleigh.

What do you get when you flip off a blind man, and cuss out a deaf man?

Fired from your nursing job.

A girl with 2 left feet goes into a shoe shop...

and asks for a pair of flip flips

You see son, grilling a good steak is a lot like you mom...

Once it starts bleeding, it's time to flip her over to the brown side.

A friend and I wanted to get a h..., but we could only afford one h... so we had to flip a coin...

Luckily I won the toss...

Manafort and Cohen flip on the President. Trump is convicted of treason. He is 'hung by the neck until dead.' Miraculously, minutes after his hanging, he walks out of the gallows and addresses the press:

"Fake noose, folks."

Sapnu puas

Flip your phone.

If somebody offered me a coin flip to either get 10 million dollars or instantly die, I'd accept in a heartbeat. A 50 percent chance to solve all my problems would be amazing!

And even if I lost the flip, I'd still get some money.

I haven't had s**... in so long

sometimes I go for a run in flip flops to remember what it sounds like.

(adult) What's the max Top Speed a girl can have s**...?

68mph.
Because any faster she'll flip over and blow a rod.
*Wonder how many "hi my name is rod" replies..

So my friend asked me for advice on things he could do to turn on his girlfriend.

I replied make sure you replace her batteries, and flip the switch to the left.

Day 284 without s**......

Went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound

Day 267 without s**.....

I just took a run in flip flops to hear what it sounds like again.

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The impact of these flip jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.