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It's where I flip your MOM over
I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs.
I was rather shocked when I got down to find my son holding hands with his mate Michael.
Flip it over!
Flip it over.
They find that there is only one barstool, the ponder for a second, until one says, "why don't we just flip it over?"
(Sorry if its a repost)
Little Timmy and his father are walking in the park. Timmy sees two dogs humping, and says, "Dad, what are they doing?" His father looks and says, "Oh, they're making a puppy."
Later that night, Timmy walks into his parents' room and sees mom and dad going at it, and says "Dad, what are you doing??" His Dad says, "Oh, we're making you a baby brother." Timmy says, "Well flip her over, I'd rather have a puppy"
A Freudian Flip.
My wife shouted upstairs, "the sun's just come out." I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs. I was rather shocked when I got down to find our lad holding hands with his mate Michael.
I've been watching behind the scenes reels of movies for quite a few years so the magic of movies is somewhat lost on me. I'll know how that car flip was achieved, how they choreographed fight scenes etc.
Still, watching Gravity this weekend I couldn't help but think, "how on Earth did they do that?"
A little boy and his dad are walking down the street when they see two dogs having sex. The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, what are they doing?"
The father says, "Making a puppy. "
So they walk on and go home.
A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, "Daddy, what are you doing?"
The father replies, "Making a baby."
The little boy says, "Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy instead ! "
A brunette with shrimp-breath.
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If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!
Flip it upside-down.
(sorry in advance)
One day a little boy was at the park with his grandfather when he saw two dogs having sex. He asked what they were doing and was told that was how they made puppies. Later that night he had a bad dream and when he went in to his parents' room he saw them having sex. When he asked what they were doing he was told they were trying to make him a baby brother or sister. Disgusted, he demanded "Well flip her over, I'd rather have a puppy!"
68, cause at 69 you flip over
See you on the flip side.
"Wanna see me kickflip?" I asked.
"No..." he sighed.
He really regrets naming his dog "Flip".
We'll find out when the cubs win the World Series
They call it the flip flop
Flip flops or scandals!
That makes it cap sized
Coo.
Put "flip" on both sides of a piece of paper
.......I swear I'm going to flip!!!
68, because if you go 69 you'll flip over and eat it.
Immediately after thinking "I'll just flip this omelette."
they all help make a really convoluted joke.
I always take the top off, flip it upside down, and hit it has hard as I can.
Before I got through , I had to say "Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!"
They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises.
Because they lactose.
Flip it off.
It was a complete flip - flop
At the beginning of the game, they flip a quarter to see who kicks off first. Then the rest of the game everybody just keeps trying to "get the quarter back". I mean, it's just a quarter, what's the big deal!?!
..take it out, flip it over and lower again.
But tell them I'm racist and they all flip out.
What are the chances of me getting head? ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
68 mph, because at 69 they flip over and blow a rod
Then I realized the channel was in German.
I'm gonna post before and after photos on the internet. I'll just flip them, so everyone tells me how amazing I used to look.
she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops
That's when I flip your MOM over.
If it lands on heads, I get another drink, if it lands on tails, I flip the coin again
They lactose.
I told my girlfriend to call it. She clapped her hands and said, "come here Quarter!"
At 69 you flip over and blow a rod.
When the inventor of the usb dies thay will lower him slowly stop flip the Casket and put him in all the way
That told me mowing the lawn in my flip flops may not have been a great idea.
where they see two dogs having sex. The son asks, "What are they doing?" The man says with some embarrassment, "Those dogs are making puppies."
The next week the son enters his parents room while they are having sex. The son says, "Dad, what are you doing to mom?" He embarrassingly responds, "We're making babies." The son replies, "Flip her over, I want puppies instead."
Just flip it upside down. That makes it capsized
It's called WOW!
You might have not heard about that one before.....
Yeah it's where i flip your MOM over!
But shoes help out in the long run
She left the house in high heels and came back with flip flops
I guess you can say that I beefed the eggsecution.
I dunno, but I heard Santa's been interviewing penguins to see if they can pull a sleigh.
Fired from your nursing job.
and asks for a pair of flip flips
Once it starts bleeding, it's time to flip her over to the brown side.
Flip Flops.
Luckily I won the toss...
They see two dogs having sex. "What are they doing?" asked the kid. Not wanting to lie the father says "They are making puppies." Later that night the son walks into the bedroom where his parents are having sex. The son asks "what are you doing?". Not wanting to lie the dad says "making babies." The sons says "flip her over I want a puppy."
"Fake noose, folks."
Flip your phone.
It's not perfect, but it works about 50% of the time.
And even if I lost the flip, I'd still get some money.
sometimes I go for a run in flip flops to remember what it sounds like.
68mph.
Because any faster she'll flip over and blow a rod.
*Wonder how many "hi my name is rod" replies..
I replied make sure you replace her batteries, and flip the switch to the left.
Went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound
I just took a run in flip flops to hear what it sounds like again.
Jogged around the house wearing my flip flops so that I could at least hear the sound.
and remembered you dont have to use a spatula to flip pancakes. Next thing he knew it was out of the frying pan and onto the friar.
Everyone else at the funeral- :0
βHi, do you have flip flips?
At 69 you flip over and blow a rod.
I said "WOW"
The whole day she searched for it and finally asked me what's WOW
That's when I said "It's where i flip your 'MOM' over"
Its when I flip your MOM.
Flip flips.
even when I flip a coin it wouldn't give me head
I guess she'll have to flip a coin....
Heads or Tales.
He was as good as his word. The funeral is Thursday.
Flip flips
Because if they flip forward they would still be in boat.
I have too much shelf respect.
7:07 because when you flip it upside down, it says LOL!
This joke was invented by my 8 year old daughter so be nice please :)
He asks: "Excuse me, do you have flip flips?"
It's cap-sized
A kid sets up a lemonade stand in front of his house, with a sign that says, All you can drink for a dime.
Before too long, a man happens by, sees the sign, and thinks it's a good deal. He gives the kid a dime and the kid hands him a cup.
The man tosses it back and says, Hey, that was pretty good. I'll have another.
The kid says, That'll be another dime.
Now wait a minute, says the man, your sign says 'all I can drink for a dime.'
But you just had a cup, didn't you? asked the kid.
Yeah.
Well, that's all you can drink for a dime.
That when people see me walking down the street with only one flip-flop on they say to me yo Juan you lost a flip flop and I say no I didn't, I found one!
You flip it!
He got the dog to do all kinds of tricks. Roll over, do a flip, fetch certain items, but anytime he tried to get the dog to sit, it would defecate on the floor.
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