Flip Flop Jokes

These are the 65 flip flop jokes and hilarious flip flop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flip flop that are good jokes for kids and friends..

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These are our top flip flop puns. Have fun with a good flip flop joke in English with simple flip flop humour.

  1. Hillary was shown a video of her flip-flopping on issues all over her career. At first, she was upset. Now she says she's ok with it.
  2. I'm so poor…. That when people see me walking down the street with only one flip-flop on they say to me yo Juan you lost a flip flop and I say no I didn't, I found one!
  3. While sitting on the couch my wife said "I feel like putting on a pair of flip-flops." Then she changed the channel to the presidential debate.
  4. I threw my sandal at the light switch to turn it off, but I missed.. It was a complete flip - flop
  5. Hillary Clinton has become so famous that they started naming footwear after her They call it the flip flop
  6. There were five distinctive wet little thuds against the garden fence.... That told me mowing the lawn in my flip flops may not have been a great idea.
  7. Went to see the psychologist. She asked Do any sounds irritate you?
    Real or imaginary? I inquired.
    Let's go with imaginary She said curiously.
    A spider wearing flip flops I said.
  8. My cat should run for President. When she gets excited she flip-flops all over the place.
  9. Hillary Clinton flip-flops Hillary Clinton: Bill people are constantly accusing me of changing my positions
    Bill Clinton: Don't worry about them honey, that's why I married you
  10. What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet? Shoe.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these flip flop jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of flip flop puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Flip Flop One Liners

Which flip flop dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flip flop?

  1. Yo mama's so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops
  2. What does an indecisive person wear? Flip Flops.
  3. Yo mama so fat She left the house in high heels and came back with flip flops
  4. Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops? Because they lactose.
  5. What is Hillary Clintons favorite type of footwear? flip-flops
  6. Flip-flops are okay But shoes help out in the long run
  7. Why can't cows wear flip-flops? Because they lac-tose!
  8. Why don't cows wear flip flops? They lactose.
  9. What footwear does Hilary Clinton wear to the beach? Flip flops or scandals!
  10. What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes? A flip-flop.
  11. I'm like a fat lady's flip-flop... ...under a lot of pressure
  12. What footwear is indecisive? Flip-flops
  13. It's raining in Italy That's why it has the shape of a boot and not a flip flop.
  14. Politicians favourite shoes Flip Flops
  15. Why can't milk cartons wear flip flops? Because they lactose

Flip Flop Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about flip flop to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make flip flop prank.

Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.

Dont say Jesus take the wheel if you don't have a car.

Say Jesus take my pumps or flip flops

My wife shouted upstairs, The sun's just come out.

I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs.
I was rather shocked when I got down to find my son holding hands with his mate Michael.

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

My wife shouted upstairs, "the sun's just come out."

My wife shouted upstairs, "the sun's just come out." I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs. I was rather shocked when I got down to find our lad holding hands with his mate Michael.

Why doesn't Bill Cosby like women's flip flops?

...because he can't lace them.

What are Hillary Clinton's favorite shoes?

Platform Flip flops !

I just heard Hillary Clinton got a shoe endorsement

It's from Flip Flop

What is Hilary Clintons favorite part about going to the beach?

Her Flip-Flops.

Wearing socks with sandals or flip-flops

Doing this is like a man getting a b**... from another man: It may feel good, but look down and you realize just how gay it is.

There are hype beast and sneaker heads,

But what about flip flop freaks?

I was walking around Taiwan...

I was walking around Taiwan and bought some flip-flops for my feet. I said, I wonder where these were made.
I looked under the bottom, it said, Just around the corner.

What do a centipede during summer and a block of RAM have in common?

Many flip-flops.

What do you get when you take hip hop off the streets?

Flip flop

What fruit is masculine but can't ware flip-flops?


What do you call a man in flip flops doing the splits?

Chankla'd Vandamme

I was just on my way down to the beach, and my wife asked me if I'd seen her flip-flops.

I hate it when she goes t**....

I haven't had s**... in so long,

I just went for a jog in my flip flops to remember the sound.

After 4 years of no s**... I decided to go for a jog in flip flops

Mostly just to remind me of the sound.

I don't go on and on about how I can't roller skate

But apparently the whole world needs to know about how this w**... in the river can't swim.

I haven't had s**... for so long

I went outside in the rain for a run wearing flip flops just to remember what it sounds like!

I haven't had s**... in so long

sometimes I go for a run in flip flops to remember what it sounds like.

Day 284 without s**......

Went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound

Day 267 without s**.....

I just took a run in flip flops to hear what it sounds like again.

Day 240 without s**...:

Jogged around the house wearing my flip flops so that I could at least hear the sound.

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