Flip A Coin Jokes

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  1. My teenage daughter can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer... I guess she'll have to flip a coin....
    Heads or Tales.
  2. I have a special trick for getting the result I want in a coin flip It's not perfect, but it works about 50% of the time.
  3. My friend and I were betting on a coin. I asked my friend to give me a heads-up before he flipped it.
  4. A magic coin I have a magic coin that whenever flipped lands on its side.
    I can't make heads nor tails of it.
  5. Whenever I'm out drinking I flip a coin If it lands on heads, I get another drink, if it lands on tails, I flip the coin again
  6. Genders I couldn't decide what gender I should be today, so I flipped a coin...
    *flips a coin*
    Wait a minute, how many sides does a coin have...?
  7. Marriage is like flipping a coin, there's a 50% chance of success or failure. I'm on my third flip.
    Maybe a fourth depending on if my wife burns dinner tonight or not.
  8. If you're trying to get laid, just flip a coin... ... There's about 50% chance you get head.
  9. Winner of the coin flip at Superbowl 50 announced earlier today. Hilary Clinton has decided to receive.
  10. Coin flip Heads, I win. Tails, you lose.
    Gotta say it real fast right before you flip the coin. Emphasize heads and tails, de-emphasize win and lose, to anoint that it's easy to dismiss.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these flip a coin jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of flip a coin puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Flip A Coin One Liners

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  1. Pickup line: If I flip a coin.... What are the chances of me getting head? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  2. Coin flipping contests are rigged! Just a heads up.
  3. Pre-2000s, gender was like flipping a coin. Now it's like rolling a DnD dice.
  4. I'm ranked 2nd in the world at coin flipping... It was a real toss up for 1st place 😉
  5. Why did the businessman buy a rusty coin? He wanted to flip it.
  6. What do you call it when you flip a quarter and it lands on its edge. *coin*cidence
  7. Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
  8. Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
  9. Yo mama so ugly, her parents flipped a coin to see who had to kiss her good night.
  10. I flipped a Communist coin It didn't land
  11. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
  12. What drinking game is Hillary Clinton best at? Flip Cup (coin)
  13. Let's flip a coin If it lands on heads I win
    If it lands on tails you lose
  14. How to have a 50% chance of getting head. Flip a coin.
  15. do you know how much of a v**... i am? even when I flip a coin it wouldn't give me head

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What funny jokes about flip a coin to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make flip a coin prank.

A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous.


But when she received the test, she was relieved to find out that it was a True or False exam.
Immediately, she reached into her purse and pulled out a coin.
Each time she flipped the coin she would write down an answer. "What are you doing?" the professor asked her.
"I'm figuring out the answers," the blonde replied.
To this, the professor just rolled his eyes and looked away.
When she was done, the professor announced that there were five minutes left to go.
"Oh my god!" she said in an excited voice, and started to flip the coin as fast as possible.

A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin.


At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again.
The teacher says, "What are you doing?"
He says, "Checking my answers."

My wife wasn't happy.

True story: I was at the store with my son and my wife. I have a habit of flipping my wedding ring in the air like a coin and catching it. My son saw me do it and tried to grab it in mid air, causing it to fall to the ground. He scrambled to get it and I said, "Son, hand me that! It's expensive!"
My son asked me, "how much did it cost, dad?"
I replied, "my life."

Football with a blonde girlfriend

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

My s**... life is like flipping a coin.

I'm not getting head whenever I chase tail.

A Blonde Takes a Test

The professor notices a blonde student flipping a coin as she answers the True/False questions. She finishes long before everyone else, and starts flipping the coin again, sometimes changing her answers.
When she brings her test to the front, the professor asks, "Why were you flipping that coin?"
She responds, "I was checking my answers."

An american and a russian went to a bar

A couple of drinks later, the american flips a coin high in the air and shoots a hole through with a revolver, shouting
- BILL, BUFFALO BILL
A moment later the russian whips out three t**... and shouts:
- BILL, CHERNOBILL

A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

What did the lucky v**... say after calling heads for 100 coin flips.

Im getting so much head, but I guess at this rate ill never get any tail.

A friend and I wanted to get a h**..., but we could only afford one h**... so we had to flip a coin...

Luckily I won the toss...

If somebody offered me a coin flip to either get 10 million dollars or instantly die, I'd accept in a heartbeat. A 50 percent chance to solve all my problems would be amazing!

And even if I lost the flip, I'd still get some money.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

Michael takes an exam

Michael is taking an exam at his school. All questions are True or False questions. He hasn't studied so he decides to answer all his questions by flipping a coin.

Once the time is up, The teacher collects everyones exams but notices that Michael is still working. The teacher asks why he's still flipping the coin. Michael replies by saying I was just checking my answers.

Last year a guy took his blonde girl friend to the Superbowl

They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the
tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you
mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...

'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"

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