The Best 51 Flint Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Flint jokes. There are some flint water jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these flint gasoline puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Flint Jokes and Puns

The Flintstones

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.

A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,

but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

You can lead a horse to water,

but in Flint the water will be lead.

Little Timmy lived in Flint

But little Timmy is no more

For what he thought was H2O

Was PbSO4

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What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI?

Pb and j


People who live in Flint should drink gasoline.

It's cheaper than the water and guaranteed unleaded

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

Flint joke, What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

Why do the best swimmers come from Flint, Michigan?

Because they're always in the lead.

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people.

(It was funnier over the radio)

Have you heard about the Flint, Michigan football team?

Their lead is unstoppable!

Why did all the residents of Flint, MI switch from the hip hop station to the classic rock radio station?

They wanted to get the lead out.

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What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb & J.

9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda

that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan

Because I bet those girls are pretty thirsty.

Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan

I heard the girls are hella thirsty

Flint joke, Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan

I just got back from a trip to Flint

I went there to experience some Heavy Metal.

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!


Remember when...

... the General Motors jobs were in Flint, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. And now...

A new version of clue is coming out this year

It's called Flint River Clue. The only weapon is a lead pipe.

You know how in restaurants they often ask you if you prefer bottled water or tap water?

In Flint, the waiter asks you, "Regular or Unleaded?"

I heard they serve green beer at most pubs today,

But they also serving green water in Flint, Michigan.

The Fountain of Youth has been discovered

but it's in Flint, MI, so I wouldn't drink from it.

I think my boss from flint is trying to poison me...

Handing out all these Pb and jelly sandwiches.

In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A — G and P — Z.

The problem's H to O.

Flint joke, In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A — G and P — Z.

Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...?

Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.

Very offensive man on the loose with flint and steel

Sparks outrage

Two scientists walk into a bar. One asks for H2O, and the other asks for H2O too.

They both die because the bar was in Flint, Michigan


TIL that 9/10 Doctors agree , drinking water is good for children

The tenth doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

Back in the day...

...cars were made in Flint and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico...

Nine out of ten doctors suggest you drink water instead of soda.

The one that doesn't lives in Flint, Michigan.

Have you heard about Michigan's music scene??

I hear there's a lot of heavy metal in Flint. :^)

The Flintstones

One day pebbles took a shower with Fred and Wilma. Her curiosity lead her to ask questions

Pebbles: Mama what's that between your legs?

Wilma: oh honey that's mommy's rock cutter.

Pebbles: Dada what's the between your legs?

Fred: oh sweetie that's my rock.

Pebbles: oh I get it, when daddy puts his rock into mommy's rock cutter out comes Pebbles!


What do Kurt Cobain and Flint, Michigan have in common?

They both overdosed on lead.

I tried talking about Flint, Michigan

But it was a hard pill to swallow.

We all know that alchemy isn't real.

You can't get gold from lead. You just get lead from Flint.

Why did it took so long to investigate Flint water crisis?

They never appointed a lead detective

If your name is Fred and you live in Flint Michigan and you're about to smoke a bowl....

...does that mean you're freddy to get flint-stoned

When I Went to Flint Michigan,

I was surprised they didn't have PB&J, instead they had PB and water.

Q: What do you call a Flint official being charged with manslaughter over the contamination of the water in Flint?

A: A good start

Scientists say that while silicon, germanium, tin, and especially lead lifeforms are very unlikely...

But the kids In Flint, Michigan prove otherwise!

What do you call someone who lives in Flint Michigan?

Thirsty.

Flintstoners

Barney asked his buddy Fred, "How strong is his weed?"
Fred replied "just a dab, and see how it does ya'."
Barney, "Just a dab?"

Fred, "Yeah, a dab will do ya'."

I do not understand this fancy BLACK water people pay a premium for

People in Flint Michigan have been getting it for free for year.

Why is my metal detector going off?

Someone's taking a shower and I am in Flint

Did you know, flintstone vitamins are not sold in all but one city in the United Arab Emirates? The citizens refuse to eat them.

But Abu Dhabi do.

I once ate a quarter ounce of mushrooms and drove from Flint from Auburn hills while being lectured by a Giant Goldcap on why i'd never do mushrooms again.

Turns out, he was completely right.

Flint and Catfished

What do the people of Flint Michigan have in common with the victims of cat-fishing. They all thirsty people the rest of the country forgot about.

A VPN, John Cena and Flint, Michigan walk into a bar...

Goverment: I can't see you

How did the Flintstones died?

Pillow fight

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