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  1. 9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan
  2. You know how in restaurants they often ask you if you prefer bottled water or tap water? In Flint, the waiter asks you, "Regular or Unleaded?"
  3. TIL that 9/10 Doctors agree , drinking water is good for children The tenth doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
  4. Little Timmy lived in Flint But little Timmy is no more
    For what he thought was H2O
    Was PbSO4
  5. Nine out of ten doctors suggest you drink water instead of soda. The one that doesn't lives in Flint, Michigan.
  6. Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan Because I bet those girls are pretty thirsty.
  7. In Flint, Michigan, students have no difficulty learning A — G and P — Z. The problem's H to O.
  8. What's the difference between water and gasoline? In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.
  9. What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common? The amount of lead put into black people.
    (It was funnier over the radio)
  10. I think my boss from flint is trying to poison me... Handing out all these Pb and jelly sandwiches.
Flint joke, I think my boss from flint is trying to poison me...

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these flint jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of flint puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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  1. What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply? Pb & J.
  2. You can lead a horse to water, but in Flint the water will be lead.
  3. Why do the best swimmers come from Flint, Michigan? Because they're always in the lead.
  4. What do you call a peanut butter jelly sandwich in Flint MI? Pb and j
  5. Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan I heard the girls are hella thirsty
  6. Very offensive man on the loose with flint and steel Sparks outrage
  7. What do Kurt Cobain and Flint, Michigan have in common? They both overdosed on lead.
  8. What do you call someone who lives in Flint Michigan? Thirsty.
  9. A VPN, John Cena and Flint, Michigan walk into a bar... Goverment: I can't see you
  10. What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan? Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!
  11. The EPA says they'll have Flint's water crisis fixed by 2019 but it's just a pipe dream.
  12. Have you heard about the Flint, Michigan football team? Their lead is unstoppable!
  13. How can the Democrats light a fire under Millennial voters? They can use Flint and Tinder
  14. Flint Michigan Did you guys hear about Flints water quality? I hear they lead in quality
  15. I just got back from a trip to Flint I went there to experience some Heavy Metal.

Flint joke, I just got back from a trip to Flint

Fun-Filled Flint Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about flint to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make flint prank.

The Flintstones

A new middle east crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said....'A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour,
but we know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi Do.'

People who live in Flint should drink gasoline.

It's cheaper than the water and guaranteed unleaded

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

Why did all the residents of Flint, MI switch from the hip hop station to the classic rock radio station?

They wanted to get the lead out.

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

Remember when...

... the General Motors jobs were in Flint, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico. And now...

A new version of clue is coming out this year

It's called Flint River Clue. The only weapon is a lead pipe.

I heard they serve green beer at most pubs today,

But they also serving green water in Flint, Michigan.

The Fountain of Youth has been discovered

but it's in Flint, MI, so I wouldn't drink from it.

Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...?

Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first one says
"I'd like a beer"
And the second says,
"I'd like r**..."
They didn't wanna get H20. They were in flint.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One asks for H2O, and the other asks for H2O too.

They both die because the bar was in Flint, Michigan

Back in the day...

...cars were made in Flint and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico...

Have you heard about Michigan's music scene??

I hear there's a lot of heavy metal in Flint. :^)

The Flintstones

One day pebbles took a shower with Fred and Wilma. Her curiosity lead her to ask questions
Pebbles: Mama what's that between your legs?
Wilma: oh honey that's mommy's rock cutter.
Pebbles: Dada what's the between your legs?
Fred: oh sweetie that's my rock.
Pebbles: oh I get it, when daddy puts his rock into mommy's rock cutter out comes Pebbles!

I tried talking about Flint, Michigan

But it was a hard pill to s**....

We all know that alchemy isn't real.

You can't get gold from lead. You just get lead from Flint.

Why did it took so long to investigate Flint water crisis?

They never appointed a lead detective

If your name is Fred and you live in Flint Michigan and you're about to smoke a bowl....

...does that mean you're freddy to get flint-s**...

When I Went to Flint Michigan,

I was surprised they didn't have PB&J, instead they had PB and water.

Q: What do you call a Flint official being charged with manslaughter over the contamination of the water in Flint?

A: A good start

Scientists say that while silicon, germanium, tin, and especially lead lifeforms are very unlikely...

But the kids In Flint, Michigan prove otherwise!


Barney asked his buddy Fred, "How strong is his w**...?"
Fred replied "just a dab, and see how it does ya'."
Barney, "Just a dab?"
Fred, "Yeah, a dab will do ya'."

I do not understand this fancy BLACK water people pay a premium for

People in Flint Michigan have been getting it for free for year.

Why is my metal detector going off?

Someone's taking a shower and I am in Flint

Did you know, flintstone vitamins are not sold in all but one city in the United Arab Emirates? The citizens refuse to eat them.

But Abu Dhabi do.

I once ate a quarter ounce of mushrooms and drove from Flint from Auburn hills while being lectured by a Giant Goldcap on why i'd never do mushrooms again.

Turns out, he was completely right.

Flint and Catfished

What do the people of Flint Michigan have in common with the victims of cat-fishing. They all thirsty people the rest of the country forgot about.

How did the Flintstones died?

Pillow fight

Flint joke, How did the Flintstones died?

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