The Best 7 Fling Jokes

Following is our collection of funniest Fling jokes. There are some fling beefy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these fling barter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Fling Jokes and Puns

So far, not a single girl I've asked is interested in a fling.

I don't think they trust my human catapult.

I played Frisbee golf today...

Or golf-frisbee... Or whatever you call it when you fling a 9 iron into the woods.

My favorite Knock knock joke

Who's there

I fling mop

I fling mop who?

You dirty little monkey!

A hearse was driving down the road...

When all of the sudden the back doors fling open. The coffin flies out of the hearse and it bounces all around the town, it cannot stop.

Eventually it stops and lands right in front of a drug store. The man in the coffin rises up and says Hey, you guys have anything that can stop this coughin'?

how do graduate students fight?

they fling theses at each other


Back in their experimental college days, Frankenstein and Count Acula had a brief fling

It was a necromance.

Yeah, so I had an unwise fling on the 18th hole after my best round ever.

/golfclap stings a little more now.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the fling hurl jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working fling eastwood piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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