The Best 6 Flightless Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Flightless jokes. There are some flightless australian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these flightless avian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Flightless Jokes and Puns

Two men were hiking in the Australian Outback.

Two men were hiking in the Australian Outback when an emu walked up to them.

One of the men was thrilled to see an emu so close up. The other man was more hesitant, for he read that emus can be very aggressive and hostile.

The man started to yell at the emu, "Go away, you big, fat, stupid, flightless bird! We don't want you here!"

The other man responded, "Dude, stop ostracizing it."

If you ever feel bad just remember...

Australia lost a war with military equipment to a bunch of flightless birds

What do you call a flightless bird?

Joaquin Phoenix.

My tall friend was shunned because he was as tall as a flightless bird.

He was ostrich-sized.

What's the most tragic case of flightless bird?

Joaquin Phoenix.


What do penguins and the Syrian airfield have in common?

They're both flightless

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the flightless penguin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working flightless angry piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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