Flight Recorder Jokes

These are the 7 flight recorder jokes and hilarious flight recorder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flight recorder that are good jokes for kids and friends.

Delightful Fun Flight Recorder Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What is a good flight recorder joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

The world record for a drum solo is 10 hours and 17 minutes.

It's held by the kid who sat behind me on American Airlines flight 86 from DFW to Paris.

This is Captain Leonardo Ricardo speaking,

On behalf of my crew and I, I'd like to welcome you on board flight 633 from New York to Abu Dhabi. We are on the air above 38,000 feet across Atlantic Ocean.
If you you look outside the window, you will see that the wing has fallen off and the engine is on fire. If you look down the window, you will see a little yellow boat on the ocean. Inside the boat are 3 people waving at you, that's me, the Co-pilot and your Air hostess.
This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!

Why was the whole flight being recorded?

The plane was on-air

On my flight to Australia I was asked if I had any criminal records

I was confused, because I didn't know it was still a requirement

A wasp expert was walking past a old records store in the mall....

when out of the corner of his eye he saw a beautiful looking record with a giant wasp design on it's sleeve. Upon closer inspection he learns that it is actually a collection of all the known species of wasps and the sounds their wings make when they fly. The wasp expert, who was very curious, went ahead and bought the record along with a cheap portable record player and immediately started listening to it when he got home. As he listened to the record however he noticed something peculiar, none of the flight sounds were wasps! The wasp expert immediately takes the record back to the store from where he had gotten it and asks for an explanation. The store keeper simply says,"relax, you were on the "B"side of the record."

Final words on germanwings flight recorder:

"Dave's not here..."

This is Captain Sinclair speaking.
On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London.
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.
If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses.
This is a recorded message.
Have a good flight!

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