Flick Jokes
29 flick jokes and hilarious flick puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flick that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Flick Short Jokes
Short flick jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flick humour may include short swipe jokes also.
- It's impossible for the knuckle of your ring finger and the knuckle of your index finger to touch while giving the bird Haha. I just made you flick yourself off.
- Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store? Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
- How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb? No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
- I think my mother might have robot hands. I was talking to my neighbour and he said, "Man, your mum's amazing. She can bust a nut with a flick of her wrist."
- In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out."
- Kids asking for a dog. I'll walk it. I'll feed it and if it craps in the yard, I'll flick it over the fence onto the neighbours lawn.
- The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick... It's two chicks fighting over a pair of shoes.
- I like flicking all the light switches in my house so I can go camping indoors. But my girlfriend tells me it's a huge turnoff.
- Ever since they brought out a movie based on the book... ... it's impossible to tell if girls are referring to the movie or the book when they say 'I was just flicking through 50 Shades of Grey.'
- Jesus finally enters heaven... He walks up to God, flicks his wrists forward flamboyantly and simply says: "Look dad, got my nails done"
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Flick One Liners
Which flick one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flick? I can suggest the ones about flock and flips.
- What's green and goes red at a flick of a switch. Kermit in a blender.
- What do they eat on the set of a chick flick? Romcomnoms
- How do you flick off a Green Bay Packer fan? Hold four fingers up!
- What do you call a pig with a flick knife.. Sir.
- What they eat on the set of a chuck flick? Romcomnom
- What's small, green & hard? A frog with a flick-knife
- Your mums so fat that Thanos has to flick his figures twice
- Have you seen that British comedy flick about female circumcision? Mrs Bean's Holiday
- Why are sloths so green? Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
- What's a transgender's favorite action flick? Transformers
- Today I m**... while watching a Rowan Atkinson film. I love a good bean flick
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What funny jokes about flick you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean licks jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flick pranks.
Don't you hate it when you're driving along smoking a cigarette, you flick it out the window and you drive for a couple more miles and smell something funny and you look over onto the back seat and sure enough..
Grandma's f**... herself again
Too Shy!!!
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.
"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you."
"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through."
In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"
"Put them on the chair, on top of mine.
A girl went to a doctor for a checkup....
During her annual checkup, the attractive woman was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. Doctor… she replied shyly, I feel uncomfortable u**... in front of you. All right, said the physician, I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're done. A few moments later her voice called out from the darkness, Doctor, I've undressed. What should I do with all my clothes? Put them on the chair, on top of mine.
Request - can someone explain this joke?
> In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'
Two friends are in a psych ward....
....when one pulls out a strong flashlight and points it at the ceiling, flicking it on and off in their dark room. The man says to his friend, Hey, why don't you try climbing the light?
The friend goes, Do you think I'm an idiot? You'll just flick it off when I'm halfway up.
-My grandma last night
What do you call a film you only watch because there's an attractive actor in it?
A schlick flick.
