The Best 18 Flick Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Flick jokes. There are some flick imax jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these flick blart puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Flick Jokes and Puns

Don't you hate it when you're driving along smoking a cigarette, you flick it out the window and you drive for a couple more miles and smell something funny and you look over onto the back seat and sure enough..

Grandma's fingering herself again

Too Shy!!!

During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table.

"Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you."

"All right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're through."

In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness: "Doctor, I've undressed. What shall I do with my clothes?"

"Put them on the chair, on top of mine.

A girl went to a doctor for a checkup....

During her annual checkup, the attractive woman was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. Doctor… she replied shyly, I feel uncomfortable undressing in front of you. All right, said the physician, I'll flick off the lights. You undress and tell me when you're done. A few moments later her voice called out from the darkness, Doctor, I've undressed. What should I do with all my clothes? Put them on the chair, on top of mine.

Flick joke, A girl went to a doctor for a checkup....

What's green and goes red at a flick of a switch.

Kermit in a blender.

It's impossible for the knuckle of your ring finger and the knuckle of your index finger to touch while giving the bird

Haha. I just made you flick yourself off.


Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Request - can someone explain this joke?

> In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'

Flick joke, Request - can someone explain this joke?

I think my mother might have robot hands.

I was talking to my neighbour and he said, "Man, your mum's amazing. She can bust a nut with a flick of her wrist."

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.

Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said, "Cut it out."

Two friends are in a psych ward....

....when one pulls out a strong flashlight and points it at the ceiling, flicking it on and off in their dark room. The man says to his friend, Hey, why don't you try climbing the light?

The friend goes, Do you think I'm an idiot? You'll just flick it off when I'm halfway up.

-My grandma last night

Kids asking for a dog.

I'll walk it. I'll feed it and if it craps in the yard, I'll flick it over the fence onto the neighbours lawn.

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What do they eat on the set of a chick flick?

Romcomnoms

I like flicking all the light switches in my house so I can go camping indoors.

But my girlfriend tells me it's a huge turnoff.

What do you call a pig with a flick knife..

Sir.

The Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick...

It's two chicks fighting over a pair of shoes.

Today I masturbated while watching a Rowan Atkinson film.

I love a good bean flick

Flick joke, Today I masturbated while watching a Rowan Atkinson film.

What they eat on the set of a chuck flick?

Romcomnom

What do you call a film you only watch because there's an attractive actor in it?

A schlick flick.

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