Flexibility Jokes

These are 6 flexibility jokes and hilarious flexibility puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flexibility that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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p... and m... are heading down to the pub...

...when they see a sign in a shop window
> TREE FELLERS WANTED
> Great Pay
> Flexible Hours
> No Experience Necessary
p**... turns to m**... and says "What do you reckon?"
m**... replies "It's a shame there's only two of us"

I just signed up for a yoga class....

"How flexible are you" asked the instructor
I said "I can't do Tuesdays"

My history teacher told us that if a nuclear bomb was closely approaching, being flexible would be very helpful.

It's so that you can bend your body and kiss your a**... goodbye.

I don't like Muslin Afghans and think people should stone them.

A good stonewash can make muslin fabric softer and more flexible which is better suited for afghans and blankets in general, otherwise just go with a soft acrylic yarn.

I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.

He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."

Doing the splits

I told my yoga instructor I wanted to be able to do the splits. She asked how flexible I was. I told her I couldn't come on Tuesdays.

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