Flex Jokes

Funniest Flex Short Jokes

Short flex jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flex humour may include short elastic jokes also.

1. I keep a photo of my mother flexing inside the charm of my necklace Because she is a strong, in the pendant woman
2. Satan was showing a group of people how he flexes one of his muscles. It was a demonsstriation.
3. Mirror Mirror A man is admiring himself in the mirror. As he flexes and checks himself out he says, An inch more and I'd be king.
   The mirror begins laughing, An inch less and you'd be a queen.
4. I always thought it was interesting how double jointed kids were always really cool in elementary school... I mean weird flex, but ok.
5. I went up to a couple of girls and started flexing, and they ran away. They must have gone to spread the word.
6. John Bolton: The troika of tyranny in this Hemisphere – Cuba, Venezuela, and Nicaragua – has finally met its match, Putin: Weird flex, but ok
7. What does the creator of flex tape like to run in? He runs in flex shoes because they make him go Phil Swift.
8. The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
9. It's a huge flex to spend a lot on something effectively useless, dirty, loud, and ugly. It's a thing of beauty to see you have such a strong mutual relationship with your mother.
10. The material I have bends in a strange way but it should be suitable for the client Weird flex but okay

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Flex One Liners

Which flex one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flex? I can suggest the ones about stretch and flux.

1. Why did the gymnast become a body builder? To increase flex-ability
2. How is phil swift still alive He wraps his heart with flex tape
3. Best cure for diarrhea? Flex Tape
4. What is the key to bragging about time travel? A Flex Capacitor.
5. Weird flex but not ok. I snore too loud that scares my friends in the car I'm driving.
6. What do you call a ripped dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus-Flex!
7. What did the doctor say to the man that came in with a nervous tick Weird flex but okay
8. At least the strange cable is cold Weird flex but 0K
9. Kegels... Weird flex but okay.
10. Admit it, guys Miyamoto only named the series after Zelda to flex on Tolkien's ghost.
11. Weird flex but ok I'm so smart I'm in AP algebra support
12. My friend told me he could survive being frozen to -273.15 °C Weird flex but 0K
13. My friend told me he uses off-brand flex tape Weird flex but ok
14. Samsung Announces a Foldable Phone weird flex but ok
15. ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ Weird flex but ok.

Flex Tape Jokes

Here is a list of funny flex tape jokes and even better flex tape puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the gorilla buy flex tape Because it was no nut November but he was out of pastrami fries.
• How did Jesus walk on water? He just covered his feet with flex tape
• If RiceGum was an adhesive, what would he be? Flex Tape.

Entertaining Flex Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about flex you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean expand jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flex pranks.