Fleshlight Jokes

These are the 31 fleshlight jokes and hilarious fleshlight puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about fleshlight that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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These are our top fleshlight puns. Have fun with a good fleshlight joke in English with simple fleshlight humour.

  1. What's the difference between a flashlight and a fleshlight? One takes C batteries and the other takes D's.
  2. What's the difference between a Cat and a Fleshlight? If you've clicked into this to find out, then you really shouldn't have a cat.
  3. If I've learned one thing in my travels, it's that men come in all shapes and sizes. But enough about my exotic fleshlight collection.
  4. I needed to clean my FleshLight, i heard they were dishwasher safe. But that would Just ruin the load.
  5. Microsoft used to make fleshlights then they halted production because everyone kept getting viruses.
  6. When buying a race car bed... Always upgrade the tail pipe to a Fleshlight so when you hookup your hose, you only die a little.
  7. I thought of the first Fleshlight As it turns out it already existed but i came to it on my own
  8. Why did the man buy a fleshlight? He got caught cheating and couldn't see his way out of it.
  9. What do you call a dead baby with.. With no arms or legs. a fleshlight
  10. I accidently bought a fleshlight instead of a flashlight. When the power went out I was s**....
Fleshlight joke, I accidently bought a fleshlight instead of a flashlight.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these fleshlight jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of fleshlight puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Fleshlight One Liners

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  1. What do Brits call a fleshlight? A blowtorch.
  2. What do I use to brighten my mood when it's dark? A fleshlight.
  3. I stayed up all night to think of a fleshlight joke But I could never get it to come.
  4. What do you call a quadriplegic? A fleshlight
  5. I used a taser as a fleshlight once. It was a very stunning experience.
  6. Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight? Incubators.
  7. What do you call a rabbit with no legs? The loudest Fleshlight I ever used.
  8. What was the first thing Spider-Man did when he first got his powers? Buy a fleshlight.
  9. What do you call a cheap organic fleshlight? A coconut
  10. How did the pervert see through the fog With his flesh-light
  11. What's worse than finding your dad's fleshlight? Finding his blacklight.
  12. Old man first world problem I can't use a fleshlight without first using viagara
  13. My new flesh-light is dishwasher safe! Not sure why my roommates are opposed to it?
  14. If babies wouldn't cry.. ..there would be no need for fleshlights.
  15. I made up my mind that jerking off was against God.. So I sarted using a Fleshlight.

Fleshlight joke, I made up my mind that jerking off was against God..

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I bought a fleshlight today

My m**... has gotten out of hand

I think it's time I throw away my fleshlight

My m**... is getting a little out of hand.

Fleshlight joke, What do you call a rabbit with no legs?

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The impact of these fleshlight jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.