Fleshlight Jokes

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Funniest Fleshlight Short Jokes

Short fleshlight jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fleshlight humour may include short model jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a flashlight and a fleshlight? One takes C batteries and the other takes D's.
2. What's the difference between a Cat and a Fleshlight? If you've clicked into this to find out, then you really shouldn't have a cat.
3. If I've learned one thing in my travels, it's that men come in all shapes and sizes. But enough about my exotic fleshlight collection.
4. I needed to clean my FleshLight, i heard they were dishwasher safe. But that would Just ruin the load.
5. Microsoft used to make fleshlights then they halted production because everyone kept getting viruses.
6. When buying a race car bed... Always upgrade the tail pipe to a Fleshlight so when you hookup your hose, you only die a little.
7. I thought of the first Fleshlight As it turns out it already existed but i came to it on my own
8. Why did the man buy a fleshlight? He got caught cheating and couldn't see his way out of it.
9. What do you call a dead baby with.. With no arms or legs. a fleshlight
10. I accidently bought a fleshlight instead of a flashlight. When the power went out I was s**....

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Fleshlight One Liners

Which fleshlight one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fleshlight? I can suggest the ones about volt and vibrator.

1. What do Brits call a fleshlight? A blowtorch.
2. What do I use to brighten my mood when it's dark? A fleshlight.
3. I stayed up all night to think of a fleshlight joke But I could never get it to come.
4. What do you call a quadriplegic? A fleshlight
5. I used a taser as a fleshlight once. It was a very stunning experience.
6. Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight? Incubators.
7. What do you call a rabbit with no legs? The loudest Fleshlight I ever used.
8. What was the first thing Spider-Man did when he first got his powers? Buy a fleshlight.
9. What do you call a cheap organic fleshlight? A coconut
   ^^^^^sorry
10. How did the pervert see through the fog With his flesh-light
11. What's worse than finding your dad's fleshlight? Finding his blacklight.
12. Old man first world problem I can't use a fleshlight without first using viagara
13. My new flesh-light is dishwasher safe! Not sure why my roommates are opposed to it?
14. If babies wouldn't cry.. ..there would be no need for fleshlights.
15. I made up my mind that jerking off was against God.. So I sarted using a Fleshlight.

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What funny jokes about fleshlight you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flashlight jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make fleshlight pranks.