Flesh Eating Jokes

These are 18 flesh eating jokes and hilarious flesh eating puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flesh eating that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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These are our top flesh eating puns. Have fun with a good flesh eating joke in English with simple flesh eating humour.

  1. The other day, we took my Grandpa to one of those spas where the fish eat your dead flesh. It's a lot cheaper than cremation.
  2. Yo mama's so fat... ... she caught a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her ten years to live.
  3. First we'll take off the top, then we can eat the flesh. Who knew coconuts tasted this good?
  4. Yo momma is so fat... When the doctors told her she had flesh-eating bacteria they gave her 10 years to live
  5. Did you know that a school of hungry piranhas can eat a man's flesh in a minute? Sadly, I also lost my job at the aquarium.
  6. Apparently there is a flesh eating STD just discovered in the UK; however, it already exist in Russia, it's called Rotchakokof
  7. How do you eat the Flesh Hounds? WH40K Humor: I don't know about you, but I prefer my Khorne Dogs with ketchup.
  8. Yo momma is so fat... ...She was diagnosed with a flesh-eating virus and they gave her 15 years to live.
  9. Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a rapid flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her twenty years to live.
  10. Why didn't the cannibal eat the flesh of a dead m**...? Because it was \*bad to the bone\*.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these flesh eating jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of flesh eating puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Flesh Eating One Liners

Which flesh eating dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flesh eating?

  1. Your Momma so fat....... Her flesh eating disease got diabetes.
  2. What do you calls a life insurance agent ripe with flesh eating bacteria? A lepper-con
  3. Your mom is so fat she got flesh eating disease. The doc gave her 75 years to live.
  4. Why was 6 afraid of 7? I have a flesh-eating disease, and it's slowly killing me.

Hilarious Flesh Eating Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about flesh eating to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make flesh eating prank.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Seven's been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.

You've had a bad day but...

The parachute company says you'll get a full refund.
The flesh eating virus barely touched your other arm.
Imagine what would have happened if your ex-wife had a *good* lawyer.
The fertility drugs worked 4 times better than expected.
The insurance company said they will pay the full book value of $455 for your 1966 Corvette.
At least the operation was partially successful.
Don't worry about who the real father is, your son's chances of getting a full scholarship just increased significantly!

The mystery of the Last son [long]

A man had four sons. The elder three were tall, muscular and blonde. The fourth son was a brunette and lanky.
The man always questioned if the last son was his. It would eat him inside. But to keep the sanctity of his marriage and family he never bought the topic up.
On his deathbed, he held his wife close and asked her "Darling, is the last child mine? Be truthful so I can die a peaceful death."
The wife replied "Yes dear. He is your own flesh and blood."
The husband breathed his last, content with a smile on his face.
His wife, wiping her tears, felt relieved he didn't ask about the other three.

Last Supper

Jesus started off the dinner by announcing that he is trying some new natural recipes with some very organic ingredients. Peter approaches him and says, "This bread is fantastic! What's in it?"
"I made that from my flesh," Jesus replied.
A bit surprised and disgusted, Peter and all other apostles who were eating the bread regretfully put their pieces back down onto the table.
"This wine is the best I've ever tasted!" said James.
"That's actually just my blood."
James discretely spat the wine back into his cup.
Absolutely chowing down, Judas exclaimed, "I don't care what you tell me is in these, nothing can keep me from these desserts! The filling in these eclairs is absolutely o**...!"

The Monks and the Merchant. A joke penned by Leonardo Da Vinci

Franciscan begging Friars are wont, at certain times, to keep fasts, when they do not eat meat in their convents. But on journeys, as they live on charity, they have license to eat whatever is set before them. Now a couple of these friars on their travels, stopped at an inn, in company with a certain merchant, and sat down with him at the same table, where, from the poverty of the inn, nothing was served to them but a small roast chicken. The merchant, seeing this to be but little even for himself, turned to the friars and said: "If my memory serves me, you do not eat any kind of flesh in your convents at this season." At these words the friars were compelled by their rule to admit, without cavil, that this was the truth; so the merchant had his wish, and eat the chicken and the friars did the best they could. After dinner the messmates departed, all three together, and after travelling some distance they came to a river of some width and depth. All three being on foot--the friars by reason of their poverty, and the other from avarice--it was necessary by the custom of company that one of the friars, being barefoot, should carry the merchant on his shoulders: so having given his wooden shoes into his keeping, he took up his man. But it so happened that when the friar had got to the middle of the river, he again remembered a rule of his order, and stopping short, he looked up, like Saint Christopher, to the burden on his back and said: "Tell me, have you any money about you?"--"You know I have", answered the other, "How do you suppose that a Merchant like me should go about otherwise?" "Alack!" cried the friar, "our rules forbid as to carry any money on our persons," and forthwith he dropped him into the water

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