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Barrack Obama, Vladimir Putin and Angela Merkel are having a meeting...

...and at one point they start bragging about their submarine fleets. Obama goes: "We have a submarine that can stay submerged for 4 months straight", to wich Putin replies: "Phwahaha, thats nothing! We have a submarine that can stay submerged for 8 months!" After that, they look at Angela, wondering what she has to say. And with a lot of embarassement and insecurity in her voice she says: "i don't really know a thing about our fleet...so i cant tell"
And just at that moment a submarine emerges at the naval base in Kiel, a sailor steps out and yells: "Heil h**...! We need diesel!"

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