Flees Jokes
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Appointment in Samarra.
A merchant in Baghdad sends his servant to the marketplace for provisions. Shortly, the servant comes home white and trembling and tells him that in the marketplace he was jostled by a woman, whom he recognized as Death, and she made a threatening gesture. Borrowing the merchant's horse, he flees at top speed to Samarra, a distance of about 75 miles (125 km), where he believes Death will not find him. The merchant then goes to the marketplace and finds Death, and asks why she made the threatening gesture. She replies, "That was not a threatening gesture, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra."
What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?
Hidden Run.
Older lady in the bus snaps at a guy with a dog...
Please get that thing away from me. I can feel flees on my legs.
Dog owner to dog: Rex move away, the lady has flees
Mexican dude flees to the US without realizing that Trump's in office.
Mexican dude flees to the US without realizing that Trump's in office. Changes identity and calls himself Ted. Trump throws out all the Mexicans but Ted (who was previously Juan), just graffitis "Still Mexican. Still here." at random places around the country. The cops can't find him but they do know of his past and current name. The search begins for the most Mexican looking vandal with a fake white name.
-roll credits-
Most Juan Ted.
What do you do when there's a deer next to you, a lion is chasing you, and a pony flees from you?
Exit the carousel and avoid further alcohol.
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