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Funniest Fleeing Short Jokes

Short fleeing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The fleeing humour may include short fugitive jokes also.

  1. Why am I against Donald Trump's wall idea? It will make fleeing to Mexico more difficult when he ruins our country.
  2. Older lady in the bus snaps at a guy with a dog... Please get that thing away from me. I can feel flees on my legs.
    Dog owner to dog: Rex move away, the lady has flees
  3. Who did God send to help the slaves flee through the partially permeable membrane? Os-Moses.
  4. What do you do when there's a deer next to you, a lion is chasing you, and a pony flees from you? Exit the carousel and avoid further alcohol.
  5. Why did the cows have to flee the farm's cannabis field? Because the steaks were high when the pigs rolled in...
  6. Why did so many German officers flee to argentina after WW2? Because they heard there was an entire town for Buenos Arians
    (I hope this hasn't been posted before, if so I apologize)
  7. What do you call a chicken in a dinghy full of tomato sauce, using carrots for oars, chasing a British Conservative fleeing Brexit? Chicken Cacciatore
  8. During a war with the Ottoman Empire, the Habsburg army lost thousands of men in the battle of Karánsebes, and was forced to flee from the battlefield. Then the Ottomans arrived.
  9. Tongue Twister A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
  10. "If Trump wins I'm moving to Canada" So people fleeing their country from political crisis isn't OK unless it's the USA...

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Fleeing One Liners

Which fleeing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fleeing? I can suggest the ones about running away and fearing.

  1. There's a rumor that Trump is fleeing to Canada... It isn't Trudeau.
  2. Where does Senator Josh Hawley do his shopping? At the flee market.
  3. I just saved a ton on car insurance.... By fleeing the scene.
  4. Why should you always bet against vampires? Vampires flee as soon as you raise the stake.
  5. What do you call a place you go to buy evacuation equipment? A flee market
  6. What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.
  7. What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident? Hidden Run.
  8. Why did the E and the F flee Syria? Because the G had.
  9. Why did Louis XVI flee the revolution? He felt a bit guillotine
  10. What's a dogs least favorite place to go? The flee market
  11. What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner? Run! escape!
  12. Yo Mamma so s**... she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

Fleeing joke

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about fleeing can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of fleeing puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheerful Fleeing Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about fleeing you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean chasing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make fleeing prank.

A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead are against a wall to be executed by a firing line.

Each is given an opportunity for last words. The Redhead is up first: she points and screams "Tornado!" Everyone freaks out and in the commotion she gets away. The Brunette is second and catches on the the plan: she points and screams "Tsunami," fleeing in the confusion. The Blonde has worked out a similar strategy and, on her turn, yells "FIRE!"

A bank robber gets hold of the cash he needs but before fleeing the scene he demands the regular customers to stand in a line

The bank robber ask the first guy in line: "did you see what happened here?"
First guy: "I sure did! And I'm gonna tell the police exactly what happened and what you look lik..."
The bank robber shoots him in the head and ask the next in line the same question.
Second guy: "I assure you I did not see a thing... but my wife here did"

Jewish Business

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5"
The Taliban shouted, "Infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie! I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"
"OK, OK" said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead, and said "Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie!"

A drunk white guy swerves and hits 2 black teens walking down the sidewalk

One went through the windshield, the other was flung 50 yards away.
When the police show up, they charge the first kid with breaking and entering and the other with fleeing the scene of a crime.

A woman cried out that her son had just been hit by a moped!

The driver, nearly at the edge of town, screeched to a stop, returned to the scene of the crime, and said, "Actually its a Vespa." Before fleeing the scene again.

Donald Trump was guaranteed to become president and Muslims native to America started fleeing the country, trying to find out where to head next.

I don't know about the others. But for me, just to get away from Trump, Iran.

A pirate crew is fleeing from a whaling ship

One pirate swabbie asks, "This be the whaling ship driven by the w**... with two vaginas?"
The pirate says, "Aye, we best be wary of har poons."

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

A midget fortune teller

A midget fortune teller was spotted killing a man and is now fleeing the scene, currently we have a small medium at large

Italian cruise ship captain caught fleeing

The Italian captain of the tragic cruise ship incident was caught at customs trying leave the country. He disguised himself as an Italian women dressed in high heels, a red polkadot dress complete with a wig and red liptick. He was busted because he forgot to add the mustache!!

What does a Chicago Cop say after firing six shots into an unarmed fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police.

An armed robber, fleeing from the police, ran into a s**... club

It turned into a h**... stage situation.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

"Stop. Police."

Police apprehended a shady exterminator who releases pests into client's homes

They caught him fleeing the scene

Fleeing joke, Police apprehended a shady exterminator who releases pests into client's homes

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