Flee Jokes

Funniest Flee Short Jokes

Short flee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flee humour may include short fugitive jokes also.

1. Older lady in the bus snaps at a guy with a dog... Please get that thing away from me. I can feel flees on my legs.
   Dog owner to dog: Rex move away, the lady has flees
2. Why did the cows have to flee the farm's cannabis field? Because the steaks were high when the pigs rolled in...
3. Why did so many German officers flee to argentina after WW2? Because they heard there was an entire town for Buenos Arians
   (I hope this hasn't been posted before, if so I apologize)
4. What do you call a chicken in a dinghy full of tomato sauce, using carrots for oars, chasing a British Conservative fleeing Brexit? Chicken Cacciatore
5. During a war with the Ottoman Empire, the Habsburg army lost thousands of men in the battle of Karánsebes, and was forced to flee from the battlefield. Then the Ottomans arrived.
6. Tongue Twister A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
7. "If Trump wins I'm moving to Canada" So people fleeing their country from political crisis isn't OK unless it's the USA...
8. What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs? a condescending con descending.
9. What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect? "Stop. Police."
10. Police apprehended a shady exterminator who releases pests into client's homes They caught him fleeing the scene

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Flee One Liners

Which flee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flee? I can suggest the ones about running away and flea.

1. There's a rumor that Trump is fleeing to Canada... It isn't Trudeau.
2. Where does Senator Josh Hawley do his shopping? At the flee market.
3. Why should you always bet against vampires? Vampires flee as soon as you raise the stake.
4. What do you call a place you go to buy evacuation equipment? A flee market
5. What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.
6. What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident? Hidden Run.
7. Why did the E and the F flee Syria? Because the G had.
8. Why did Louis XVI flee the revolution? He felt a bit guillotine
9. What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner? Run! escape!
10. Yo Mamma so s**... she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

Cheerful Flee Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about flee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean flock jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flee pranks.