Flee Jokes

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These are our top flee puns. Have fun with a good flee joke in English with simple flee humour.

  1. Why am I against Donald Trump's wall idea? It will make fleeing to Mexico more difficult when he ruins our country.
  2. Older lady in the bus snaps at a guy with a dog... Please get that thing away from me. I can feel flees on my legs.
    Dog owner to dog: Rex move away, the lady has flees
  3. Who did God send to help the slaves flee through the partially permeable membrane? Os-Moses.
  4. What do you do when there's a deer next to you, a lion is chasing you, and a pony flees from you? Exit the carousel and avoid further alcohol.
  5. Why did the cows have to flee the farm's cannabis field? Because the steaks were high when the pigs rolled in...
  6. Why did so many German officers flee to argentina after WW2? Because they heard there was an entire town for Buenos Arians
    (I hope this hasn't been posted before, if so I apologize)
  7. What do you call a chicken in a dinghy full of tomato sauce, using carrots for oars, chasing a British Conservative fleeing Brexit? Chicken Cacciatore
  8. During a war with the Ottoman Empire, the Habsburg army lost thousands of men in the battle of Karánsebes, and was forced to flee from the battlefield. Then the Ottomans arrived.
  9. Tongue Twister A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
  10. "If Trump wins I'm moving to Canada" So people fleeing their country from political crisis isn't OK unless it's the USA...
Flee joke, "If Trump wins I'm moving to Canada"

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these flee jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of flee puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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  1. There's a rumor that Trump is fleeing to Canada... It isn't Trudeau.
  2. Where does Senator Josh Hawley do his shopping? At the flee market.
  3. I just saved a ton on car insurance.... By fleeing the scene.
  4. Why should you always bet against vampires? Vampires flee as soon as you raise the stake.
  5. What do you call a place you go to buy evacuation equipment? A flee market
  6. What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar? It becomes a flee market.
  7. What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident? Hidden Run.
  8. Why did the E and the F flee Syria? Because the G had.
  9. Why did Louis XVI flee the revolution? He felt a bit guillotine
  10. What's a dogs least favorite place to go? The flee market
  11. What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner? Run! escape!
  12. Yo Mamma so s**... she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

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What funny jokes about flee to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make flee prank.

FACT: 24 astronauts AND the Wright Brothers were born in Ohio.

Something about that c**... state makes people want to flee the Earth.

Three ladies.

Three ladies went out to the flee market. A blonde, a redhead and a brunette. They found a magic mirror that told them this "each of you has to say something about herself, if it's true I'll grant you a wish but if it's false I'll kill you ". The ladies agreed, and the redhead said "i have the cutest boyfriend" and the mirror killed her. The brunette said "i have the prettiest car " and the mirror killed her. And the blonde said "wait I'm thinking " and the mirror killed her.

Villager 1: Flee for your lives! The mad scientist in the castle turned a tiny lizard into a monster that's destroying everything in its path!

Villager 2: Meh, why bother. We're doomed from the gecko.

A woman woke up in the middle of the night...

A woman woke up in the middle of the night and found her husband watching TV and shouting "Flee YOU FOOL!! Flee!!".
"what's wrong with you?" asked the wife.
he replied
"I'm just watching our wedding video"

As the first fleet rounded the headlands and sailed into botany bay the local Aborigines could see several men looking towards them through big fancy telescopes. One of the Aborigines comments "s**... white man,

can't even play the didgeridoo".

The Sunday School teacher was explaining s**... and Gomorrah.

TEACHER: "And God told Lot to take his wife and flee out of the city, but not to look back. But Lot's wife looked back, and turned into a pillar of salt."
The children were obviously shocked. One tentatively raised his hand.
TEACHER: "Yes, Billy?"
BILLY: "But what happened to the flea?"

My new fleetwood Mac satnav is useless.

It just keeps telling me I can go my own way.

>!(Also, you can enjoy the earworm)!<

Fleetwood Mac

Money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room again.
They're starting to suspect Stevie Nicks.

Flee joke, Fleetwood Mac

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