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I visited a haunted house today, and my friends fled in t**....
I've been to this place for the last 271 years and haven't seen a single ghost.
Absolute cowards.
A gang of midget burglars broke into a butchers but fled empty handed.
It seems the steaks were too high.
Two old friends meet on the street one day who haven't seen each other in years...
Tony! Is that you?
Hal! You look terrific! What's your secret?
I hit a hitchhiker late at night three years ago when I was drunk and fled the scene, leaving him for dead.
Um... I meant for looking so young.
A midget fortune teller killed his clients and fled...
He is a small medium at large.
A man broke into a convent one day, intent on kidnapping a nun.
Bursting through the door, he swept the first nun he saw off her feet and threw her over his shoulder. Police arrive on the scene just as the kidnapper escaped through the front door.
The first cop shouted What the h**..., man as the kidnapper fled on foot, nun over his shoulder.
No offense, the kidnapper responded as he ran away.
Nun taken! the officer reported into his radio.
One day, Billy was playing at home with some matches.
Even though his mother had told him not to. He accidentally set the house on fire, and he and his mother fled outside. As the house was burning down, his enraged mother said,
"Boy, your dad is going to s**... you when he gets home".
But Billy just laughed; he knew his dad had come home early for a nap.
A jewish man walks down the street
He is approached by a native american man who aggresively states
"Your people stole my land!" The jew, knowing that this is incorrect, defends himself.
"i'm not white, i'm jewish, you see," he began, "My family fled here from germany in 1943", but was cut short by the native american.
"My house was taken by the bank"
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