Fleas Jokes

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Best Short Fleas Jokes

These are our top fleas puns. Have fun with a good fleas joke in English with simple fleas humour.

  1. What's the difference between a coyote and a flea? One howls on the prairie; the other prowls on the hairy.
  2. A crocodile and a dog meet. The croc looks at the dog with disdain and says: "Hey, flea bag!"
    The dog looks back at the croc and says: "Hey, hand bag!"
  3. My neighbor claims he took a photo of a flea on the moon. Never mind… it's just a lunatic.
  4. Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, lets do it Let's go hurtling straight into a sliding glass door and die
  5. How can a flea jump higher than the Empire State Building? The Empire State Building can't jump.
  6. I went to a gay bar called The Flea Market. I guess one man's junk really is another man's treasure.
  7. I bought a used universal remote at a flea market The volume down button was broken but it only cost a nickel.... I couldn't turn it down.
  8. Tongue Twister A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
  9. What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
  10. Two fleas are on Robinson Crusoe's back. One turns to the other and says, "Well, so long, I'll see you on Friday."
Fleas joke, Two fleas are on Robinson Crusoe's back.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these fleas jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of fleas puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Fleas One Liners

Which fleas dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with fleas?

  1. How do you build a flea circus? You have to start from scratch.
  2. Where do dogs hate shopping at? The flea market.
  3. How do fleas travel? They itch-hike
  4. How do you get rid of fleas? You talk to them politely,
    "Fleas go away"
  5. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny...
    Happy Easter
  6. Why should a man never bang his best friend? He'll probably catch fleas
  7. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? ... Bugs bunny
  8. Did you hear about the dog who went to the flea circus? He stole the show.
  9. What do you call a flea on the moon? A lunartick.
  10. How do you make a flea circus? From scratch.
  11. I present to you the world's shortest poem, entitled "Fleas". Adam had'em.
  12. What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773? The Boston Flea Party!
  13. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!
  14. Saw an offer up at a pet shop selling unwashed dogs 'Buy one get one flea'
  15. What is a dog's favorite Christmas song? Fleas Navidad

Fleas joke, What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Hilarious Fleas Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about fleas to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make fleas prank.

A priest was invited to attend a house party

.Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his priest's collar.
A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at. The little boy pointed to the priest's neck.
When the priest finally realized what the boy was pointing at, he asked him, "Do you know why I am wearing that?"
The boy nodded his head yes, and replied, "It kills fleas and ticks for up to three months."

The bad news: I took the wrong medication today.

The good news: For the next 3 months I'm protected against heartworms and fleas.

The good news is . . .

I got up this morning and took my blood pressure and cholesterol medicine but later found out they were the wrong medicines. The good news is I don't have to worry about worms or fleas for the next three months.

Why is there a holiday song about an itchy father?

It's called "Fleas on my Dad", can't find any info on it.

A man stormed into my barbershop, claiming he'd gotten fleas from coming here...

So I checked. Just as I suspected, it was all lice.

Coming back to London after his latest tour ended in Brazil, Phil Collins found that his head was itching.

He thought, "Hmm, I'd better see someone about this," and got himself to a doctor.
Sure enough, the doctor found small insects in his scalp. He asked, "Were you by any chance riding a llama with fleas?"
"No," Phil said, "it's all been alpaca lice."

I took my dog to the vet for fleas.

But they wouldn't give him any.

Fleas joke, I took my dog to the vet for fleas.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these fleas jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.