Flea Market Jokes
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Where do dogs hate shopping at?
The flea market.
I went to a gay bar called The Flea Market.
I guess one man's junk really is another man's treasure.
I bought a used universal remote at a flea market
The volume down button was broken but it only cost a nickel.... I couldn't turn it down.
How do you know when you partied too hard last night at the drive-in movies?
You wake up in a flea market.
I used to go to the flea market with 3 dollars and bring home pants, shirts, a game boy and even an old fancy chair
until they put cameras all over the place
Why are flea markets the most exciting shopping experience?
Because they are in tents.
What's the best place to buy a bass guitar?
A Flea market.
What do you call a music store that sells bass guitars for insects?
A Flea Market.
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A guy buys an old brass lamp at a flea market
He takes it home, and starts to clean it up. He rubs it a few times with a polishing cloth, and a genie pops out.
The guy says, "Hey, look at that, a genie. I get three wishes, right?
The genie says, "Sorry, no. People were wishing for all kinds of crazy stuff, so we had to cut it down. You get to choose from one of two wishes. You can wish for a better s**... life, or a better golf game.
The guy thinks about it for a bit, and says, "You know, my short game hasn't improved in years, no matter how hard I try. I'd like a better golf game."
The genie says, "Really? I haven't been at this genie thing for that long, but you are the first guy I've had who wanted a better golf game. You must get more chicks than Hugh Hefner.
"Oh, nothing like that."
"But still, you must be getting it two or three times a day."
"Be serious"
"Once a day at least"
"No, not that often"
"Well, what's your s**... life like?"
"I probably average once or twice a week."
"You're getting laid once or twice a week and you don't think that there's room for improvement?
The guy says, "Well, I think I do pretty well for a priest in a small town who doesn't drive."
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