Flea Jokes

These are the 24 flea jokes and hilarious flea puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flea that are good jokes for kids and friends..

Wondering what can bring a smile to your face? Check out this article for some hilarious flea jokes and puns. Learn about flea markets, flea and tick, flea bite puns, screenshots, and more. With a baboon thrown in for good measure, these jokes and puns will have the whole family laughing. Don't miss out on the market for funny flea jokes and puns!

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Best Short Flea Jokes

These are our top flea puns. Have fun with a good flea joke in English with simple flea humour.

  1. What's the difference between a coyote and a flea? One howls on the prairie; the other prowls on the hairy.
  2. A crocodile and a dog meet. The croc looks at the dog with disdain and says: "Hey, flea bag!"
    The dog looks back at the croc and says: "Hey, hand bag!"
  3. My neighbor claims he took a photo of a flea on the moon. Never mind… it's just a lunatic.
  4. Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, lets do it Let's go hurtling straight into a sliding glass door and die
  5. How can a flea jump higher than the Empire State Building? The Empire State Building can't jump.
  6. I went to a gay bar called The Flea Market. I guess one man's junk really is another man's treasure.
  7. I bought a used universal remote at a flea market The volume down button was broken but it only cost a nickel.... I couldn't turn it down.
  8. Tongue Twister A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
  9. What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
  10. Two fleas are on Robinson Crusoe's back. One turns to the other and says, "Well, so long, I'll see you on Friday."
Flea joke, Two fleas are on Robinson Crusoe's back.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these flea jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of flea puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Flea One Liners

Which flea dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flea?

  1. How do you build a flea circus? You have to start from scratch.
  2. Where do dogs hate shopping at? The flea market.
  3. How do fleas travel? They itch-hike
  4. How do you get rid of fleas? You talk to them politely,
    "Fleas go away"
  5. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny...
    Happy Easter
  6. Why should a man never bang his best friend? He'll probably catch fleas
  7. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? ... Bugs bunny
  8. Did you hear about the dog who went to the flea circus? He stole the show.
  9. What do you call a flea on the moon? A lunartick.
  10. How do you make a flea circus? From scratch.
  11. I present to you the world's shortest poem, entitled "Fleas". Adam had'em.
  12. What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773? The Boston Flea Party!
  13. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!
  14. Saw an offer up at a pet shop selling unwashed dogs 'Buy one get one flea'
  15. What is a dog's favorite Christmas song? Fleas Navidad

Flea Market Jokes

Here is a list of funny flea market jokes and even better flea market puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How do you know when you partied too hard last night at the drive-in movies? You wake up in a flea market.
  • I used to go to the flea market with 3 dollars and bring home pants, shirts, a game boy and even an old fancy chair until they put cameras all over the place
  • Why are flea markets the most exciting shopping experience? Because they are in tents.
  • Where do dogs refuse to shop? The flea market.
  • What's the best place to buy a bass guitar? A Flea market.
  • What do you call a music store that sells bass guitars for insects? A Flea Market.

Flea And Tick Jokes

Here is a list of funny flea and tick jokes and even better flea and tick puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • did you hear about the time they strapped a Timex watch on an old, flea-bitten dog to see what would happen? The watch kept ticking, the ticks kept watching.
  • If your dog has fleas and you hear ticks, what should you do? Make a vet appointment for both of you.
Flea joke, If your dog has fleas and you hear ticks, what should you do?

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Cheeky Flea Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about flea to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make flea prank.

The Sunday School teacher was explaining s**... and Gomorrah.

TEACHER: "And God told Lot to take his wife and flee out of the city, but not to look back. But Lot's wife looked back, and turned into a pillar of salt."
The children were obviously shocked. One tentatively raised his hand.
TEACHER: "Yes, Billy?"
BILLY: "But what happened to the flea?"

As I was telling my grandfather goodnight over the phone, he proceeded to tell me "the height of conceit."

Which in his own words:
"You know the height of conceit son? A flea floating on his back down a river, sporting a hard-on, yelling 'OPEN THE DRAWBRIDGE' "
That man.

A father was reading a Bible story to his young children

He said:
The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.
His son asked, What happened to the flea?

This one time I was hit on by Anthony Kiedis.

I only had two options, either give it away... or flea

What did one flea say to another flea?

Should we walk or take a dog.

Flea joke, What did one flea say to another flea?

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The impact of these flea jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.

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