Flaw Jokes
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Funniest Flaw Short Jokes
Short flaw jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flaw humour may include short faulty jokes also.
- The interwiewer asked. What's your biggest flaw? I interfere in others conversations.
I was talking to him.
Sorry - A building inspector for an old European town found that all buildings built between 1584 and 1750 had significant structural flaws. Otherwise, if it ain't Baroque, don't fix it.
- Tongue Twister A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us fly!" Said the fly, "Let us flee!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
- I am so perfect... ... I only have four flaws.
1) I lack humility.
b) I'm inconsistent.
Finally, I can't count. - Donald Trump is extremely flawed in every way imaginable, yet he still truly believes he's the best... I can't think of a more perfect representative of the United States of America.
- A structural engineer walked into a bar... ...this is when he realised his building design was flawed.
- Butting in Me: So Tom what do you think your biggest flaw is?
Brian: Probably butting into other people's conversations - People ranked their favorite meats...but the survey was flawed and inconsequential. The steaks weren't very high
- All these famous people are talking about how school is flawed but if there's one thing I remember from school it's How to shoot a gun
- My brother's guitar sound-correction service has a slightly flawed business model But that's okay.
It just needs a little fine tuning.
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Flaw One Liners
Which flaw one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flaw? I can suggest the ones about frail and malfunction.
- Has anyone heard of the disastrous news about the CPU chip flaws? seems like bad intel..
- I have a superiority complex It's literally my ONLY flaw.
- What do you call a flawed democracy? An electile dysfunction
- I've got a really bad habit. It's telling people my flaws.
- Did you know all castles had 1 major flaw The enemy could get in through the gift shop
- I have two major flaws: 1. I'm very redundant
2. I tend to repeat myself - The biggest flaw with the new Apple iCar Is installing windows.
- What is an online strippers biggest flaw? Their a bit Twitchy.
- Fallout 76 Fallout 76 is a masterpiece with no flaws whatsoever.
- Did you guys hear about Mickey Mouse's fatal flaw with his helicopter design? Disneyland
- My neighbour keeps building his porch bigger and bigger It's his biggest flaw....
- Why is the African Justice System so flawed? Because there's too many *hung* juries.
- I live at home with my parents We live in a lovely bungalow, there's only one flaw.
- My therapist told me that I'm bad at admitting my flaws. I am not!
- Women with flaws are like cancer They tend to grow on you
Uproarious Flaw Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about flaw you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean weakness jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flaw pranks.
4 catholic priests are sharing a private compartment on a train
They decided to confess their biggest flaw to each other.
The first priest confesses that he spends most of the church money on booze.
The second priest explains that he blows the church collection betting on horses.
The third priest confesses that he spends the church takings on drugs.
They have opened their souls and revealed their deepest secrets. They look to the last priest and he says "I am a gossip and I can't wait to get off this train".
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Genie with a flaw
A guy walks into a bar. He sets a bag onto the bar, orders three shots of whiskey, and slams them all back.
The bartender asks, "Hey buddy, what's the problem?"
The guy reaches into the bag, pulls out a little piano, then set it on the bar. He reaches back inside, pulls out a little stool, and sets it in front of the piano. He reaches in one more time, pulls out a little man, and sits him on the stool. The man then proceeds to play a wonderful sonata that fills the establishment and leaves the patrons in awe.
"Wow, that was great!" exclaimed the bartender. "Where'd you find this guy?"
The man reaches into the bag one last time and pulls out a lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says "Rub it."
The bartender rubs the lamp and a genie pops out. The genie says "I shall grant you one wish, whatever your heart desires."
"I want a million bucks!" the bartender shouts.
"It shall be done." And
A minute later, a duck walks into the bar. And then another duck, and then another. Soon the bar is full of ducks.
"Hey buddy," the bartender says to the man. "I think your genie is a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
"Yeah," said the man. "Do you think I really asked for a twelve-inch pianist?"
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A Guy Proposing To His GF...
She interrupted him and said: but I have one flaw you should be aware of: I f**... alot! Like a lot!
He giggled and said it's alright I have a problem with my nose too, I can't smell that well.
After three days of them living together ,
The guy is opening the windows of the apartment,
And the wife is crying and shouting YOU LIED TO ME, YOU CAN SMELL!,
The guy responded: no I didn't but it is getting hard to walk around here! my eyes are burning!
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I asked a friend to be honest and tell me what my major character flaw was. He said, "Ok, well you think you know everything."
I said, "Tell me something I don't know d**...."
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Vampires are actually very successful artists with a common flaw...
Whenever they are doing a face portrait they always stop below the chin...
Whenever they are sketching a figure they always stop at the top of the shoulders....
But this is cuz they s**... at necks.
Did you hear? Being the greatest business man and genius that he is, Donald Trump will be fixing the most original flaw of this great nation. And it will finally be known as America:
Land of the Fee! (Conditions may apply)
Jesus.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice. Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
The English language has no flaw when you look at it,one way or another..
It can also cause one another to look at it one way..
I found a security flaw in vending machines that lets me get free products. If I report it will I get a Bounty?
