Flavouring Jokes

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late.

The local ice cream shop has introduced a new mixed fruit flavour of ice cream dedicated to the president of the United States

They call it the Im-peached orange.
They say it is good, perhaps the greatest in the history of mixed fruit ice creams.

Ffs it was looking forward to this tube of pringles

But there's only three in here and they're all tennis ball flavour.

I've invented a new flavour of crisps,

if they're successful I'll make a packet.

Why didn't h**... like his flavoured water?

He absolutely despises Jews.

What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?

White-out.

My buddy is about to pitch a new flavour to the creators of Jolly Ranchers.

I hope he doesn't choke.

Man and his wife are trying to spice up their marriage

So the husband comes home with a packet of flavoured condoms. He says to his wife;
"We'll play a game. I'll turn the light off, I'll put on the c**... and you try and guess the flavour".
His wife goes down on him and after a few moments she calls out, "Cheese and Onion" as the husband responds,
"I've not put it on yet"

What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?

Meh-nthol

My recipe for v**...-flavoured brats never caught on.

It was the Absolut wurst.

Durex's "eggplant Flavoured" c**... won't be the first time a woman's being pleasured by a vegetable.

Just ask Mrs. Stephen Hawking.

I quite enjoy going seal clubbing

But I can't say I'm a a fan of the fish flavoured drinks

If a r**... was a pie, what flavour would it be?

Pump-kin.

I'd like to order a cocktail.

Sure thing, what flavour?
One molotov, please.

What's Bob Marley's favourite flavour of donut?

He doesn't have one. He's dead.

Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.

- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
- Gorgonzola!
- Wait, it is not on yet.

What's the worst flavour of grape?

g**...!

Heard a rumour Cadburys are producing chop suey flavoured chocolate bars.

Probably just Chinese Wispas.

So I just found out what indias favourite flavour crisps are

apparently it's sultan shake

I used to think there were fig-flavoured mentos

but they were fig mints of my imagination.

What's a dude with sore feet favourite flavour of crisps?

Cheese & Bunion

Hands sticky and tingling he kept on. Still s**... and l**... he tilted his head back as he had it t**... into his mouth letting the sticky juices flow down his t**....

Grape was his favourite flavour and this was his favourite popsicle.

Better flavoured coco nut

What's white, sticky, and Asian girls love it?
Sticky Rice

A quantum physicist and his friend go out for ice cream.

"What's your favourite flavour?" asks the friend.
"Charm," replies the physicist.
His friend looks at him.
"Why is it that whenever I ask you a question," begins the friend, "your answer is always strange?"
"Well it's strange *now*," the physicist protests, "shouldn't have waited a picosecond."

I was making a beef and mushroom dish recently, but the mushroom flavour was really lacking.

It wasn't really stroganoff.

What flavour of crisps is easiest to beat up?

Readily assaulted

Whats Bill Cosby's favourite pudding flavour?

Unconscious isn't a flavour...

Why is a front flavouring different from a tender crack?

One is a *fore salt*, the other is a *sore fault*.

I had a bag of chips and i was picking out all the ones with the most flavour. I called those "the holy chips". At the end i ate all of them. I guess all of them were holy.

Bad joke. i know

What's a priest's favourite ice cream flavour?

Boysenberry.

A man serves up a severed head on a cooking show.

The judge gives him a 7/10.
'The flavour has little body', he says. 'However, the execution is almost perfect.'

Sensory Perception....

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.
She brought in a variety of sweets and said, Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these.
The pupils easily identified the sweets flavoured of apple, lemon, strawberry and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored, all of the kids were stumped.
I'll give you a little hint, said the teacher. 
It's something your Mum probably calls your Dad all the time.
Instantly, Little Robbie, gagged and spat his onto the floor and shouted, Quick! Spit'em out! They're a**... flavoured!

A man walks into a bar and asks the barman if he had any helicopter flavoured crisps...

A man walks into a bar and asks the barman if he had any helicopter flavoured crisps

The barman quizzically shakes his head and replies '' WE ONLY HAVE PLAIN"...