Flavouring Jokes

These are 61 flavouring jokes and hilarious flavouring puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flavouring that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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These are our top flavouring puns. Have fun with a good flavouring joke in English with simple flavouring humour.

  1. I walked into the store and asked "do you have any helicopter flavoured chips?" The cashier says "no , we just have plain".
  2. A British man A British man asks and American,
    Why don't you spell colour, armour, or flavour the same way as we do?
    The American replied,
    We got rid of u in 1776.
  3. I've always wondered why lemonade is made from artificial flavours.... .....and furniture polish is made from real lemons ?
  4. My wife keeps telling me that soup is better with flavour cubes. I don't put too much stock in that.
  5. I tried Wookie curry for the first time last night The flavour was alright but the meat was a bit chewy.
  6. If communism would adapt English, they would adapt to British English. ColOURs, FlavOURs, FavOURite and humOUR.
  7. Why should you never argue with a Jerky Flavoured Oreo? Because it's a really tough cookie.
  8. Who's your favourite Canadian music icon that also practices advanced culinary technique which enhances the flavour of poultry at the atomic level? Brine Atoms
  9. A baker once gave me the secret to dill flavoured bread "You really gotta knead that dill dough"
  10. I was thinking of inventing some chilli flavoured sun cream. But for now I've put it on the back burner.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these flavouring jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of flavouring puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Flavouring One Liners

Which flavouring dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flavouring?

  1. If life were an ice cream flavour It'd be rocky road.
  2. I think drinks taste better in planes It really elevates the flavour
  3. What's a pilot's favourite flavour of chips? Plane.
  4. What is Jesus's favorite flavour Saviory
  5. What's an airline pilots favourite crisp flavour? Plain
  6. Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake? Because the quark had a strange flavour
  7. I really enjoy my morning expresso... ... it's always esploding with flavour.
  8. If an ice cream shop had 69 flavours. It would be called a ... ... nice cream shop.
  9. What's cold, flavoured and has cream on the top? Necrophilia
  10. What's Adam Ant's favourite flavour of ice cream? Standard Vanilla
  11. What is a pilot's favourite flavour of crisps? Plane.
  12. What flavour do you need to make the funniest drink? The Punchlime.
  13. I would add more flavour to my meals I can just never find the thyme
  14. What do you call a chocolate flavoured sheep? Choco Baa
  15. Crack flavoured pringles once you pop, you really can't stop

Flavouring Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about flavouring to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make flavouring prank.

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

The local ice cream shop has introduced a new mixed fruit flavour of ice cream dedicated to the president of the United States

They call it the Im-peached orange.
They say it is good, perhaps the greatest in the history of mixed fruit ice creams.


A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) Of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:


Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,
'Oh my God!! They're a**...!'

Ffs it was looking forward to this tube of pringles

But there's only three in here and they're all tennis ball flavour.

I've invented a new flavour of crisps,

if they're successful I'll make a packet.

Dinner with Girlfriends parents..

Ambitious boyfriend visits a chemist store to buy some condoms for the evening..
The store owner recommends him some new flavoured and textured codoms and the guy talks at length with him on the evolution of condoms and finally buys a pack of six..
Upon reaching his girlfriends place in the evening he is introduced to his GFs father.
He bows down before him as a mark of respect and is in that position for sometime
"I didnt know you believed in the asian custom of bowing" says his GF.
In a nervous murmur, he exclaims "I didnt know that your father was a chemist!"

Why didn't h**... like his flavoured water?

He absolutely despises Jews.

What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?


My buddy is about to pitch a new flavour to the creators of Jolly Ranchers.

I hope he doesn't choke.

Man and his wife are trying to spice up their marriage

So the husband comes home with a packet of flavoured condoms. He says to his wife;
"We'll play a game. I'll turn the light off, I'll put on the c**... and you try and guess the flavour".
His wife goes down on him and after a few moments she calls out, "Cheese and Onion" as the husband responds,
"I've not put it on yet"

What flavour toothpaste do indifferent people like?


My recipe for v**...-flavoured brats never caught on.

It was the Absolut wurst.

Durex's "eggplant Flavoured" c**... won't be the first time a woman's being pleasured by a vegetable.

Just ask Mrs. Stephen Hawking.

I quite enjoy going seal clubbing

But I can't say I'm a a fan of the fish flavoured drinks

If a r**... was a pie, what flavour would it be?


I'd like to order a cocktail.

Sure thing, what flavour?
One molotov, please.

What's Bob Marley's favourite flavour of donut?

He doesn't have one. He's dead.

Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.

- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
- Gorgonzola!
- Wait, it is not on yet.

What's the worst flavour of grape?


Heard a rumour Cadburys are producing chop suey flavoured chocolate bars.

Probably just Chinese Wispas.

Why America changed the spelling of words

England: What are you doing?
Murica': Getting rid of u.

So I just found out what indias favourite flavour crisps are

apparently it's sultan shake

I used to think there were fig-flavoured mentos

but they were fig mints of my imagination.

What's a dude with sore feet favourite flavour of crisps?

Cheese & Bunion

Hands sticky and tingling he kept on. Still s**... and l**... he tilted his head back as he had it t**... into his mouth letting the sticky juices flow down his t**....

Grape was his favourite flavour and this was his favourite popsicle.

Better flavoured coco nut

What's white, sticky, and Asian girls love it?
Sticky Rice

A quantum physicist and his friend go out for ice cream.

"What's your favourite flavour?" asks the friend.
"Charm," replies the physicist.
His friend looks at him.
"Why is it that whenever I ask you a question," begins the friend, "your answer is always strange?"
"Well it's strange *now*," the physicist protests, "shouldn't have waited a picosecond."

I was making a beef and mushroom dish recently, but the mushroom flavour was really lacking.

It wasn't really stroganoff.

What flavour of crisps is easiest to beat up?

Readily assaulted

Whats Bill Cosby's favourite pudding flavour?

Unconscious isn't a flavour...

Why is a front flavouring different from a tender crack?

One is a *fore salt*, the other is a *sore fault*.

I had a bag of chips and i was picking out all the ones with the most flavour. I called those "the holy chips". At the end i ate all of them. I guess all of them were holy.

Bad joke. i know

What's a priest's favourite ice cream flavour?


A man serves up a severed head on a cooking show.

The judge gives him a 7/10.
'The flavour has little body', he says. 'However, the execution is almost perfect.'

Sensory Perception....

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception.
She brought in a variety of sweets and said, Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these.
The pupils easily identified the sweets flavoured of apple, lemon, strawberry and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored, all of the kids were stumped.
I'll give you a little hint, said the teacher. 
It's something your Mum probably calls your Dad all the time.
Instantly, Little Robbie, gagged and spat his onto the floor and shouted, Quick! Spit'em out! They're a**... flavoured!

A man walks into a bar and asks the barman if he had any helicopter flavoured crisps...

A man walks into a bar and asks the barman if he had any helicopter flavoured crisps

The barman quizzically shakes his head and replies '' WE ONLY HAVE PLAIN"...

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these flavouring jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.