Flavour Jokes

39 flavour jokes and hilarious flavour puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flavour that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Flavour Short Jokes

Short flavour jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flavour humour may include short flavor jokes also.

  1. I walked into the store and asked "do you have any helicopter flavoured chips?" The cashier says "no , we just have plain".
  2. A British man A British man asks and American,
    Why don't you spell colour, armour, or flavour the same way as we do?
    The American replied,
    We got rid of u in 1776.
  3. I've always wondered why lemonade is made from artificial flavours.... .....and furniture polish is made from real lemons ?
  4. My wife keeps telling me that soup is better with flavour cubes. I don't put too much stock in that.
  5. I tried Wookie curry for the first time last night The flavour was alright but the meat was a bit chewy.
  6. If communism would adapt English, they would adapt to British English. ColOURs, FlavOURs, FavOURite and humOUR.
  7. Why should you never argue with a Jerky Flavoured Oreo? Because it's a really tough cookie.
  8. Who's your favourite Canadian music icon that also practices advanced culinary technique which enhances the flavour of poultry at the atomic level? Brine Atoms
  9. A baker once gave me the secret to dill flavoured bread "You really gotta knead that dill dough"
  10. I was thinking of inventing some chilli flavoured sun cream. But for now I've put it on the back burner.

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Flavour One Liners

Which flavour one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flavour? I can suggest the ones about taste and fragrance.

  1. If life were an ice cream flavour It'd be rocky road.
  2. I think drinks taste better in planes It really elevates the flavour
  3. What's a pilot's favourite flavour of chips? Plane.
  4. What is Jesus's favorite flavour Saviory
  5. What's an airline pilots favourite crisp flavour? Plain
  6. Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake? Because the quark had a strange flavour
  7. I really enjoy my morning expresso... ... it's always esploding with flavour.
  8. If an ice cream shop had 69 flavours. It would be called a ... ... nice cream shop.
  9. What's cold, flavoured and has cream on the top? Necrophilia
  10. What's Adam Ant's favourite flavour of ice cream? Standard Vanilla
  11. What is a pilot's favourite flavour of crisps? Plane.
  12. What flavour do you need to make the funniest drink? The Punchlime.
  13. I would add more flavour to my meals I can just never find the thyme
  14. What do you call a chocolate flavoured sheep? Choco Baa
  15. Crack flavoured pringles once you pop, you really can't stop

Flavour joke, Crack flavoured pringles

Hilarious Flavour Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about flavour you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ice cream flavor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flavour pranks.

Man and his wife are trying to spice up their marriage

So the husband comes home with a packet of flavoured condoms. He says to his wife;
"We'll play a game. I'll turn the light off, I'll put on the c**... and you try and guess the flavour".
His wife goes down on him and after a few moments she calls out, "Cheese and Onion" as the husband responds,
"I've not put it on yet"

A quantum physicist and his friend go out for ice cream.

"What's your favourite flavour?" asks the friend.
"Charm," replies the physicist.
His friend looks at him.
"Why is it that whenever I ask you a question," begins the friend, "your answer is always strange?"
"Well it's strange *now*," the physicist protests, "shouldn't have waited a picosecond."

The local ice cream shop has introduced a new mixed fruit flavour of ice cream dedicated to the president of the United States

They call it the Im-peached orange.
They say it is good, perhaps the greatest in the history of mixed fruit ice creams.

Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.

- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
- Gorgonzola!
- Wait, it is not on yet.

Hands sticky and tingling he kept on. Still s**... and l**... he tilted his head back as he had it t**... into his mouth letting the sticky juices flow down his t**....

Grape was his favourite flavour and this was his favourite popsicle.

What's the worst flavour of grape?


If a r**... was a pie, what flavour would it be?


A man serves up a severed head on a cooking show.

The judge gives him a 7/10.
'The flavour has little body', he says. 'However, the execution is almost perfect.'

What's a priest's favourite ice cream flavour?


Flavour joke, What's a priest's favourite ice cream flavour?