The Best 29 Flavour Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Flavour jokes. There are some flavour flavor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these flavour espresso puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Flavour Jokes and Puns

The local ice cream shop has introduced a new mixed fruit flavour of ice cream dedicated to the president of the United States

They call it the Im-peached orange.

They say it is good, perhaps the greatest in the history of mixed fruit ice creams.

Ffs it was looking forward to this tube of pringles

But there's only three in here and they're all tennis ball flavour.

What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?


Flavour joke, What's Malcolm X's favorite Mountain Dew flavour?

I really enjoy my morning expresso...

... it's always esploding with flavour.

Why didn't the physicist like his cheesecake?

Because the quark had a strange flavour

Man and his wife are trying to spice up their marriage

So the husband comes home with a packet of flavoured condoms. He says to his wife;
"We'll play a game. I'll turn the light off, I'll put on the condom and you try and guess the flavour".
His wife goes down on him and after a few moments she calls out, "Cheese and Onion" as the husband responds,
"I've not put it on yet"

I would add more flavour to my meals

I can just never find the thyme

Flavour joke, I would add more flavour to my meals

If a redneck was a pie, what flavour would it be?


Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.

- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
- Gorgonzola!
- Wait, it is not on yet.

What's the worst flavour of grape?


So I just found out what indias favourite flavour crisps are

apparently it's sultan shake

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What's an airline pilots favourite crisp flavour?


A British man

A British man asks and American,

Why don't you spell colour, armour, or flavour the same way as we do?

The American replied,

We got rid of u in 1776.

What is Jesus's favorite flavour


Hands sticky and tingling he kept on. Still sucking and licking he tilted his head back as he had it thrust into his mouth letting the sticky juices flow down his throat.

Grape was his favourite flavour and this was his favourite popsicle.

What flavour do you need to make the funniest drink?

The Punchlime.

Flavour joke, What flavour do you need to make the funniest drink?

What is a pilot's favourite flavour of crisps?


A quantum physicist and his friend go out for ice cream.

"What's your favourite flavour?" asks the friend.

"Charm," replies the physicist.

His friend looks at him.

"Why is it that whenever I ask you a question," begins the friend, "your answer is always strange?"

"Well it's strange *now*," the physicist protests, "shouldn't have waited a picosecond."

I was making a beef and mushroom dish recently, but the mushroom flavour was really lacking.

It wasn't really stroganoff.

I had a bag of chips and i was picking out all the ones with the most flavour. I called those "the holy chips". At the end i ate all of them. I guess all of them were holy.

Bad joke. i know

What's a priest's favourite ice cream flavour?


A man serves up a severed head on a cooking show.

The judge gives him a 7/10.

'The flavour has little body', he says. 'However, the execution is almost perfect.'

What's a pilot's favourite flavour of chips?


Who's your favourite Canadian music icon that also practices advanced culinary technique which enhances the flavour of poultry at the atomic level?

Brine Atoms

If life were an ice cream flavour

It'd be rocky road.

I think drinks taste better in planes

It really elevates the flavour

What's Adam Ant's favourite flavour of ice cream?

Standard Vanilla

I tried Wookie curry for the first time last night

The flavour was alright but the meat was a bit chewy.

My wife keeps telling me that soup is better with flavour cubes.

I don't put too much stock in that.

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We suggest to use only working flavour bott piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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