Flavoring Jokes

Q: What can popsicles do that men can't?
A: Come in five flavors.

Yo' Mama is so n**..., she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? Come in eight flavors.

Pork and Leek... great flavor for sausages... lousy brand name for condoms.

Did you hear Ben and j**...'s are naming a flavor in honor of j**... Sandusky?

They are calling it Raspberry Turnover

What flavor was he?

A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Can I get you something to drink?" The neutrino replies, "No, I'm just passing through."

A new mint flavored contraceptive taken before s**......

called Predickamints.

A man starts a line of pickled venison ...

...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe.

What's the most popular flavor of condoms purchased by Catholic Priests?

playdoh

A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor

The clerk says "Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!" The Grasshopper says "What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"

I was tasked with ordering coffee supplies for the office...

I sent an email to all the staff asking if they wanted flavored creamers or regular creamers.
Their answers were half-and-half.

Did you hear about the new PBR-flavored bagel spread

"Pabst schmear"

Being a man of many flavors.

I survived mustard gas and pepper spray, yesterday I was honored a seasoned veteran.

I go through condoms like a fat man goes through ice cream!

I probably shouldn't have bought the ice cream flavored ones.

I could have sworn I saw fig flavored altoids the other day..

must have been a figment of my imagination.

One time I took a blonde girl to the movies...

We bought our tickets and waited in line for snacks. I got popcorn; she got M&M's. We got a drink to split.
We sat down during the previews. I started eating my popcorn and she opened her M&M's and dumped them all out in her lap. She carefully separated them all by color, took all the brown ones, and threw them in the trash.
"What was that about?" I asked as she returned to her seat.
She smiled and replied "Oh, I'm allergic to chocolate so I always throw the chocolate flavored ones away."

I just found a fruit roll-up in my pocket

That means one of my kids has a grape flavored blunt rap in their lunch box.

What is Bill Cosby's favourite Jello flavor?

Grape

Michel J Fox walks into an ice cream parlor. He orders a large cone with two scoops what flavors does he choose?

It doesn't matter he's just going to drop it anyway

A chicken walks in to a bar...

A chicken walks in to a bar. The bartender says, "What'll be, chicken?"
The chicken says, "I'd like a nice pale ale with some type of a fruit flavor."
The bartender says, "You want the bar across the road."

What did the beef broth say to the chicken broth?

What flavor au jus?

What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

Whats a terrorists favorite dessert

flavored ices

What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster

My girlfriend is always such a sourpuss.

Maybe I should stop using lemon flavored condoms.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

What's a spice with explosive flavor?

MICHAEL BAY LEAF

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

People tell me soup is better with flavor cubes.

But I don't put a lot of stock in that.
Because of it, though, I was the victim of a lot of boullion.

What's Thor's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Vanhalla

I recently switched over to cinnamon flavored toothpaste

so when I do brush my teeth, I can't tell how much my gums are bleeding.

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

What do you call a group of people who look for other brands of clear and lemon-flavored beverages?

The alt-Sprite

[OC] What is a Hobbit's least favorite flavor of ice cream?

Rocky road.
Not even hobbits can endure walking on gravel.

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite.
...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

Do vaginas have taste buds?

Why else would they make flavored condoms?

The reason Trump wants to eliminate the EPA.

He misses the flavor of the lead based paint chips he used to eat as a child.

So a man walks into a grocery store and asks the cashier if they have helicopter flavored potato chips.

The cashier says, "sorry we only have plane." ✈️

Two men are lost in the desert

Two men are lost in the desert. They are both severely dehydrated and extremely hungry. While stumbling over a particularly large sand dune, one man spots a tin of fig-flavored altoids.
Desperate for any sustenance, he stumbles ahead and grabs the tin, but realizes it was only a mirage.
He turned to the man behind him and said, "I guess it was just a fig mint of my imagination."

Ben and j**...'s is coming out with a new flavor with peach and mint.

It's called "Impeachmint"

Why is America the largest importer of coffee?

So they can flavor their milkshakes.

What flavor of coffee is name for Joan of Arc?

French Roast

Imagine what a fig-flavored mint would taste like.

Got it? Good.
That's a fig-mint of your imagination.

What's a sidewalk's favorite ice-cream flavor?

Chalk-late

What do you call a phaser-flavored soda?

Mountain D.E.W.
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What's the ocean's favorite icecream flavor?

pa-splash-io

M&M's Came out with a Honey Flavor.

They coated the peanuts in the Peanut M&M's with honey.
They called them "Beez Nuts"

What's the most flavorful musical instrument in Japan?

The frute.

Senator Al Franken introduces a new hoppy flavor of energy drink with a thick foamy head.

However, it seems no one likes Franken's Stein Monster.

When I was around 5, I asked mum why people were different colors...

She said because god wanted different flavors.
And that was the wrong thing to say, Because For the next 3 years, I thought god ate people after they died...

Did you know that most coffee flavorings have a low pH?

Except pumpkin spice because it's so basic

Taste of Love

After 10 years of marriage John decides to spice up his s**... life.
He buys various flavored condoms and when he comes home he blindfolds his wife and leads her to the bedroom.
Mary, I want you to go down on me and tell me what flavor c**... I'm wearing!
Cheese&Onions!
Wait wait let me put one on first!

I figured out Oreo's™ new mystery cream flavor!

...disappointment

What is a poor man's favorite flavor of ramen?

Clearance

People always name Jell-o by its color rather than the flavor.

I think that's a little tasteless.

Bean Boozle added a new flavor:

Al Franken's mouth.

What is Malcolm X's favorite Gatorade flavor?

White-out.

What is a liberal's favorite ice cream flavor?

Impeaches and cream

People eating tide pods are so s**...

The cascade pods obviously has a better flavor to it.

LPT If you have a cat, DO pour from a up higher because it will teach restraint and enhance the flavor.

The absolute worst flavor mint...

has to be a condiment.

I've never liked the flavor of cranberries..

the bitter taste *lingers* too much.

At the company potluck, my boss asked me what the secret to my great curry was. I decided to tell him.

I curried favor with my curry flavor.