The Best 88 Flavor Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Flavor jokes. There are some flavor munch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Flavor Jokes and Puns
Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are naming a flavor in honor of Jerry Sandusky?
They are calling it Raspberry Turnover
What flavor was he?
A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Can I get you something to drink?" The neutrino replies, "No, I'm just passing through."
A man starts a line of pickled venison ...
...the most popular flavor so far is dill doe.
What's the most popular flavor of condoms purchased by Catholic Priests?
Playdoh
A grasshopper walks into an ice cream parlor
The clerk says "Hey Grasshopper, we have an ice cream flavor named after you!" The Grasshopper says "What? You have a flavor named Kenneth?"
What is the official ice cream flavor of the Academy Awards?
Vanilla, because it's all white.
Did you guys hear about the ramen noodles without flavor packets?
You can't buy them anymore though, they ran out of stock.
I'm trying out a new idea for using gum that's lost its flavor.
Right now, it's just an ex-spearmint.
(Sorry)
What is Bill Cosby's favourite Jello flavor?
Grape
A chicken walks in to a bar...
A chicken walks in to a bar. The bartender says, "What'll be, chicken?"
The chicken says, "I'd like a nice pale ale with some type of a fruit flavor."
The bartender says, "You want the bar across the road."
Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?
Por flavor
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What did the beef broth say to the chicken broth?
What flavor au jus?
What flavor do termites like best?
Chair-y
What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?
Umami.
What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?
Banana Foster
Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?
He heard it had de*liver*y flavor.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Ten Roofies.
What's a spice with explosive flavor?
MICHAEL BAY LEAF
People tell me soup is better with flavor cubes.
But I don't put a lot of stock in that.
Because of it, though, I was the victim of a lot of boullion.
What's Thor's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Vanhalla
What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?
Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.
Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?
The meal would fallout of flavor.
What flavor gum does the President prefer?
Governmint
Ill walk myself to the nearest border
What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?
Exspearamint.
inspired by the presidential gum joke.
What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?
Shocklate.
What's a scientist's favorite gum flavor?
.......Ex-*spearmint*.
[OC] What is a Hobbit's least favorite flavor of ice cream?
Rocky road.
Not even hobbits can endure walking on gravel.
What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?
Mesquite squite squite.
...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.
What flavor of chips do the citizens in the Elder Scrolls like the most?
Cyrodiill Pickle
The reason Trump wants to eliminate the EPA.
He misses the flavor of the lead based paint chips he used to eat as a child.
Ben and Jerry's is coming out with a new flavor with peach and mint.
It's called "Impeachmint"
Why is America the largest importer of coffee?
So they can flavor their milkshakes.
What flavor of coffee is name for Joan of Arc?
French Roast
What's Micheal J. Foxes favorite flavor of ice cream?
It doesn't matter. He's just gonna spill it anyway.
What's a sidewalk's favorite ice-cream flavor?
Chalk-late
What's the ocean's favorite icecream flavor?
pa-splash-io
M&M's Came out with a Honey Flavor.
They coated the peanuts in the Peanut M&M's with honey.
They called them "Beez Nuts"
What's the most flavorful musical instrument in Japan?
The frute.
Senator Al Franken introduces a new hoppy flavor of energy drink with a thick foamy head.
However, it seems no one likes Franken's Stein Monster.
What's Mario's favorite bagel flavor?
Ses-a-ME! Mario!
Taste of Love
After 10 years of marriage John decides to spice up his sex life.
He buys various flavored condoms and when he comes home he blindfolds his wife and leads her to the bedroom.
Mary, I want you to go down on me and tell me what flavor condom I'm wearing!
Cheese&Onions!
Wait wait let me put one on first!
I figured out Oreo'sā¢ new mystery cream flavor!
...disappointment
What is a poor man's favorite flavor of ramen?
Clearance
People always name Jell-o by its color rather than the flavor.
I think that's a little tasteless.
If you eat two bowls of cereal and they taste the same, what flavor is the cereal?
Synonym Toast Crunch
Bean Boozle added a new flavor:
Al Franken's mouth.
What is Malcolm X's favorite Gatorade flavor?
White-out.
What is a liberal's favorite ice cream flavor?
Impeaches and cream
People eating tide pods are so stupid
The cascade pods obviously has a better flavor to it.
LPT If you have a cat, DO pour from a up higher because it will teach restraint and enhance the flavor.
The absolute worst flavor mint...
has to be a condiment.
I've never liked the flavor of cranberries..
the bitter taste *lingers* too much.
At the company potluck, my boss asked me what the secret to my great curry was. I decided to tell him.
I curried favor with my curry flavor.
I asked my cheese salesman if aged cheese was really better...
He told me that's a huge misnomer and that cheese loses all sorts of flavor after being aged 18 years.
He's a cheddophile
What's a pilots favorite flavor of wings?
Plane.
What's a banker's favourite flavor of icecream?
Mint
Bert and Ernie are working at Ben and Jerry's when Bert invents a new flavor. He asks, "Ernie, will you name this flavor?"
"Sure, Bert."
Did you hear about the new pickle flavored bread?
So since Pickle flavor is in style now with sonics new pickle juice shake, I think I'm going to launch a line of pickle flavored pastry. I'm going to call it Dilldough.
I can't eat Coleslaw, the flavor is too strong.
I wish they made Coleslaw, but that didn't taste as strong. "Cole's Guidelines and Recommendations" if you will.
I hate spicy foods.
Their flavor is just jalapeno face.
I love the new La Croix flavor
Hint of hint of lime
Jello has created a product that deters insects.
It's very effective, but the flavor is OFF-pudding.
What's my favorite flavor of ice cream to eat when we're arguing?
Pistachio
I think Kool-aid should make a Jonestown memorial flavor
But it wouldn't be very tasteful
You are such a douchebag...
That your favorite potato chip flavor is salt n vinegar and all you have to get is salted chips.
What is a ghost's favorite ice cream flavor?
Nothing. Ghosts aren't real.
This isn't the flavor that I asked for
I asked for shell-in egg salad!
Scientists studying placenta-eating cultures have discovered a new flavor.
It's called numami.
I am proud to say I Voted today.
The new Ben & Jerry's flavor wasn't going to choose itself.
What do pie and relationships have in common?
Pumpkin spice flavor.
The flavored juul ban is unconstitutional.
Drugs kill. Weapons kill. Therefore, drugs are weapons.
What's a sex offenders favorite flavor?
Grape
A guy walks into Wendy's
There was no punch line but certainly a roast line for that fresh beef. Delicious indeed it was for he savored the flavor.
I finally know why people like eating out MILFs
They got the umami flavor
Soylent Cola, the soda made from grinding up people, is said to not have a set flavor
They say the taste varies from person to person.
What's Robert Kraft's favorite wing flavor?
Dry rub!
What did Captain Flavor Flav yell at sea?
YEAAAAHHHH BUOOOOYYYY
My mom was telling my little brother about the food she ordered....
she said it had a middle eastern flavor to it. I then said said He doesn't even know what that means! To which he replied, Yes I do, it just means there's a bomb in it.
What flavor does anime absolutely hate?
Anything vanilla, apparently
I found out what the devils favorite flavor of candy is.
It's caramhell with a bit of sin a man.
What flavor ice cream do Jedi like best?
Obi-Wan Spumoni
How do scientists determine which flavor of gum people favor the most?
They do an exspearmint.
How do you add flavor to your algorithm?
Use a Boolean cube.
A boy asked his dad, What's a condom meant for? The father replied...
Condiments are used to add flavor to certain foods, most commonly hot dogs and burgers.
Food scientists have finally managed to remove the mint flavor from gum
The ex-spearmint was a complete success
What's a carpenter's favorite dessert flavor?
Plumb Jamb
A man walks into a bakery on March 14th
He orders some pie, the baker thinks its clever and gets him some pie. The next day the man comes back and says the pie was great and orders a different flavor. He does this every day for 350 days. The baker running out of ideas for flavors sees the man come in on Feb 27th.
He says, man look I'm out of ideas.
Well how about some cake then, asks the man.
Are you sure, no pie?
No sir, today is my cakeday!
What is an old person's favorite flavor of gum?
Retire-Mint
^Thank ^you, ^goodnight
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