Flatulent Jokes
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A man visits his doctor...
and says "Doc, you gotta help me. I have a terrible case of flatulence. Fortunately it's completely silent and there's no smell, but I haven't stopped passing gas for two days ! Can you help me ? "
Doc says "Yes, but first we need to check your hearing and your sinuses."
[ok, I'm walking off, no need to throw stuff.]
Today I put a new lens on my camera that allows me to take photos of farts.
It's called flatulence.
Sorry, I'm a dad.
What do you call a teacher who doesn't flatulate in public.
A private tutor.
-Credits to my cousin ;)
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