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Why are blacksmiths so flatulent?

Whoever smelt it, dealt it

A man visits his doctor...

and says "Doc, you gotta help me. I have a terrible case of flatulence. Fortunately it's completely silent and there's no smell, but I haven't stopped passing gas for two days ! Can you help me ? "
Doc says "Yes, but first we need to check your hearing and your sinuses."
[ok, I'm walking off, no need to throw stuff.]

What do you call a sociopathic Englishman with flatulence?

Jack the Ripper

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