Flatulence Jokes
33 flatulence jokes and hilarious flatulence puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flatulence that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Flatulence Short Jokes
Short flatulence jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flatulence humour may include short gassy jokes also.
- Today I put a new lens on my camera that allows me to take photos of farts. It's called flatulence.
Sorry, I'm a dad. - What do you call a teacher who doesn't flatulate in public. A private tutor.
-Credits to my cousin ;) - When people around me complain about my flatulence I explain to them that it puts me on the same level as the great Pharaohs of old.... Because we have a Tutanhkhamun.
- "So you are suffering from flatulences, grandpa?" "Suffering? No, that's my last remaining pleasure!"
- A guy was running around trying to determine the source of physicians' flatulence He was only following doctors odors.
- What did the flatulent man say to the preacher during confession? Forgive me Father, for i have wind.
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Flatulence One Liners
Which flatulence one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flatulence? I can suggest the ones about passing gas and indigestion.
- What do you call a flatulent boxer? Gassius Clay
sorry - What do you call a champion boxer with flatulence? Gaseous Clay
- What do you call a rapper with flatulence? 50 scents.
- What is the gassiest insect? A flatul ant!
- What do you call someone who gives their life in the name of flatulence? A fartyr.
- What do you call a flatulent group of witches? ...
A Dutch Coven - Flatulence is... really nothing more than a beans to an end.
- What do you call a flatulent teacher? A tutor
- What do you call an ambulance with a flat tire? A flatulence.
- What is the scientific units for flatulence concentration? Farts per million.
- What has ten letters and starts with gas? "flatulence"
- Who is the most flatulent artist? De-gas
- A man with no nose applies to be a professional flatulence detector.
Fun-Filled Flatulence Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about flatulence you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gas inflation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flatulence pranks.
A man visits his doctor...
and says "Doc, you gotta help me. I have a terrible case of flatulence. Fortunately it's completely silent and there's no smell, but I haven't stopped passing gas for two days ! Can you help me ? "
Doc says "Yes, but first we need to check your hearing and your sinuses."
[ok, I'm walking off, no need to throw stuff.]
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Cured!
A lady sees the doctor to complain about her flatulences. „Doctor, I have these huge flatulences. Although they don't smell they're bothering me. The doctor gives her some pills to s**... and asks her to show up next week. After a week the lady returns: „What pills did you give me? My farts stink like h**... now! The doctor replies: „You nose is okay now again, now we take care of your flatulences.
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Another f**... joke that includes a doctor
A man goes to the doctor to tell him about his recent extreme flatulence. He is constantly f**... as he tells the doctor about his problem.
At one point, the Doctor excuses himself, leaves the room and comes back with a six foot long pole with a hook on the end.
The man says "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT???"
The Doctor answers, "Open a window!"
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My thesis on Orbital Flatulence took seven years of hard work...
Well, that's what I tell everyone. I was really just f**... around.
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A question about flatulence.
If you die due to a lack of breathable air caused by flatulence, is the Cause of Death "a**...-phyxiation"?
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Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?
Because you know you made a real ef-**f**...**
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I wrote up my thesis about the effects of diet on adult flatulence.
The professor found my observations rather a**...-toot.
