flatter Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious flatter puns

I tried to play frisbee with my dog this morning.

It didn't work. Need a flatter dog

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I tried to play frisbee with my dog today but he was useless.

I think I need a flatter dog.

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Why does a fat man when squeezed compliment the ladies?

Because the pressure makes him flatter.

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It's always flattering when someone says "You've got a nice bum"

Except when you're having a prostate examination.

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I was quite flattered once.

I'm better now.

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I went to the park earlier to play frisbee with me dog. It was shit!

I think I need a flatter dog.

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What do the twin towers and Mila Kunis have in common?

They're both flatter than a pancake

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There are 7.5 billion individual world views on planet earth...

Some are flatter than others.

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When I was a child, my dad used to play frisbee with me every day.

He always said, This sucks. I wish you were a flatter kid.

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Yo momma is so flat,

She's flatter than flat earth.

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What's flatter than a shaken up coke bottle?

All the girls in my class.

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The more you run over a cat...

the flatter it gets.

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What are the most funny Flatter jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Flatter? Well, here are the best Flatter dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Flatter pick up lines to share with friends.

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