Flatten The Curve Jokes
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Flatten The Curve Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Americas curve is flattening alright.
Just vertically instead of horizontally.
The US is finally flattening our COVID-19 curve!
Unfortunately, we're flattening it to the Y axis.
Why do Flat-Earthers enjoy the quarantine?
They finally get to flatten the curve.
Didja hear about the two fat chicks flouting social distancing rules while going for a walk?
They just wanted to flatten their curves.
I saw two women exercising...
They were taking a walk but were way too close to each other given the social distancing orders. When I confronted them about the need to keep at least 6 feet apart, one of them looked at me dumbfounded and said, "We're just trying to flatten our curves!"
Why is the police officer social distancing himself from the fridge?
So he can flatten the curve
Studies have shown that people with more curves have a much higher risk of catching the virus.
Scientists are working hard to flatten the curve.
What is it called when an epidemiologist gets a breast reduction
Flattening the curve
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