Flatmate Jokes

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These are our top flatmate puns. Have fun with a good flatmate joke in English with simple flatmate humour.

  1. I didn't want to believe my flatmate was stealing from his job as highway maintenance ...but when I got home all the signs were there.
  2. My flatmates said I wasted my money buying a kilo of pasta.. ..but I say it was worth every penne.
  3. My flatmates and I got into a massive argument about using the boiler today. Things got heated.
  4. How strange... Last night my flatmate only popped out for milk wearing no make up and instead came back with 4 packets of Haribo, 4 fun size Snickers and a 'Best Costume' trophy.
  5. A gypsy sold me a bulb that is said to cheer me and my flatmates up I have to say, it just emits delight
  6. I was watching Pulp Fiction again and... ...my flatmate pops in and says, " Why are you watching this again?, you have seen it a thousand times already."
    "Just for the gags"
Flatmate joke, I was watching Pulp Fiction again and...

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these flatmate jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of flatmate puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Flatmate One Liners

Which flatmate dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flatmate?

  1. I had a roommate, but he was ran over by a bus... Now I have a flatmate.
  2. I ran two of my friends over with my delivery truck. Now they're my flatmates.
  3. Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his flatmate.
  4. Why did the lizard cross the road? To meet his flatmate
  5. I used to catcall a Chinese girl every day. She was my flatmate, her name was Miao Miao.
  6. My girlfriend used to be my flatmate Then I blew her up.

Flatmate joke, My girlfriend used to be my flatmate

Unearthly Funniest Flatmate Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about flatmate to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make flatmate prank.

Yesterday I moved to Germany and my new German flatmate told me that he only knows one joke...

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. Because they are very efficient...
And they don't understand jokes.

I'm cannot stand to live with my flatmate anymore

She doesnt clean the flat, she doesn't cook and she basically just uses me for free rides.
I'm want to move so badly but my boyfriend says "we can't abandon our daughter."

I had a douchbag whale as a flatmate once...

I had this d**... whale as a flatmate once. He was really messy and never paid rent. Eventually the time came where I thought enough was enough and told him to leave, but, stubborn as he was, that didn't really work at all. So I hatched a plan. Late at night, when he was asleep, I secretly attached some wheels to his belly and pushed him out the door and back into the ocean and this time it worked wheely whale.

Flatmate joke, I used to catcall a Chinese girl every day.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like kids and toddlers can enjoy. They can be verbal, as in a play on words, or narrative, often involving a set-up and a punchline. JokoJokes has it all! Jokes in Spanish are also found. Teens are often joking with 4 year olds and 6 year olds. Found out more in our Jokes FAQ section

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The impact of these flatmate jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.