Flatmate Jokes
17 flatmate jokes and hilarious flatmate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flatmate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Flatmate Short Jokes
Short flatmate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flatmate humour may include short roommate jokes also.
- I didn't want to believe my flatmate was stealing from his job as highway maintenance ...but when I got home all the signs were there.
- My flatmates said I wasted my money buying a kilo of pasta.. ..but I say it was worth every penne.
- My flatmates and I got into a massive argument about using the boiler today. Things got heated.
- How strange... Last night my flatmate only popped out for milk wearing no make up and instead came back with 4 packets of Haribo, 4 fun size Snickers and a 'Best Costume' trophy.
- A gypsy sold me a bulb that is said to cheer me and my flatmates up I have to say, it just emits delight
- I was watching Pulp Fiction again and... ...my flatmate pops in and says, " Why are you watching this again?, you have seen it a thousand times already."
"Just for the gags"
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Flatmate One Liners
Which flatmate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flatmate? I can suggest the ones about college roommate and neighbour.
- I had a roommate, but he was ran over by a bus... Now I have a flatmate.
- I ran two of my friends over with my delivery truck. Now they're my flatmates.
- Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his flatmate.
- Why did the lizard cross the road? To meet his flatmate
- I used to catcall a Chinese girl every day. She was my flatmate, her name was Miao Miao.
- My girlfriend used to be my flatmate Then I blew her up.
Unearthly Funniest Flatmate Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about flatmate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean classmate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flatmate pranks.
Yesterday I moved to Germany and my new German flatmate told me that he only knows one joke...
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. Because they are very efficient...
And they don't understand jokes.
I'm cannot stand to live with my flatmate anymore
She doesnt clean the flat, she doesn't cook and she basically just uses me for free rides.
I'm want to move so badly but my boyfriend says "we can't abandon our daughter."
I had a douchbag whale as a flatmate once...
I had this d**... whale as a flatmate once. He was really messy and never paid rent. Eventually the time came where I thought enough was enough and told him to leave, but, stubborn as he was, that didn't really work at all. So I hatched a plan. Late at night, when he was asleep, I secretly attached some wheels to his belly and pushed him out the door and back into the ocean and this time it worked wheely whale.
