Flatlined Jokes

These are 10 flatlined jokes and hilarious flatlined puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flatlined that are good jokes for kids and friends.


Flatlined Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good flatlined joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A woman is in the hospital in a coma...

and the husband is in the waiting room. The doctor comes out and tells the husband every time he gets near her c**..., her heart rate increases, and tells the husband he believes o**... s**... will bring her out of the coma.
The husband enters the room. Shortly after, the doctor hears a flatline and rushes into the room, asking what happened. The husband replies, "I dont know, Doc. I think she choked."

Guys wife in horrible accident & now in a coma...

...& seems hopeless. However one of the nurses noticed slight movement when sponging her private parts & encouraged the husband to try & arouse her. Try a little o**... s**... is all, you never know. We'll give you privacy. So the husband goes in, but 2 minutes later the wife flat-lines & dies. The nurse runs in & asks what happened.
"I'm not positive, but I think she choked to death!"

A woman is in a coma in hospital

The doctor comes out and tells the husband every time he gets near her c**..., her heart rate increases, and tells the husband he believes o**... s**... will bring her out of the coma.
The husband enters the room. Shortly after, the doctor hears a flatline and rushes into the room, asking what happened. The husband replies, "I dont know, Doc. I think she choked."

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A woman patient in a hospital had been in a coma for a number of years. Each day a nurse gave her a bed bath. One day while washing her private parts she notices that the monitor shows an increase in heart rate.

The nurse tells a Doctor, He considers the results and calls her husband. When he arrives the Doctor suggests that o**... s**... may help. The husband agrees and they pull the curtain around the bed for privacy.
30 minutes later the monitor shows her heart and breathing has stopped, then she flatlines and is obviously dead. The Dr rushes in and asks the husband what happened, he looks at the doctor and says I don't know, maybe she choked.

What's the funniest sound you'll never hear?

Your heart flatlining.

They reopened Pulse nightclub...

But they renamed it flatline...

An older man is laying on his deathbed.

"Honey," he rasps when he sees his wife, "I have to know. Our two daughters have been so beautiful and our only son has always been so ugly that I've had my doubts, and I can't leave this world without knowing, but is he truly mine?"
"Of course, dear," she answers. The man relaxes and sags back into the bed with a quiet note of contentment and flatlines in the next minutes.
As she mourns, she can't help but think, *Thank God he didn't ask about Jen and Kate.*

So a man's wife is in a coma...

...and the nurse notices that when she bed-bathes the woman's g**..., there are small fleeting signs of life.
So the doctor explains to the husband and suggests that perhaps if he performed o**... s**... on her, it might bring her out of the coma.
So the husband goes in, but after a minute or so the woman's heart monitor flatlines and all the staff rush in to find her dead.
"What happened?" the doctor screams to the man.
"I'm not sure..." he says,
"...I think she choked"

I'm no Doctor

A husband and wife are at the hospital.. the wife is in a coma.
The doctor pulls the husband to the side and says "we have tried everything in the realms of medicine to revive your wife., but we have no progress.
Th last option I can suggest which will sometimes work is to perform o**... s**... with her - would you be willing?"
Husband says yes and the nurses slide the curtains closed for privacy.
A few minutes later the machine that goes beep flatlines and the nurses and doctor race in to help.
When they ask the husband what happened he replies -
"Well, I'm no doctor - but I think she choked to death"

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