Flatearther Jokes

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Best Short Flatearther Jokes

These are our top flatearther puns. Have fun with a good flatearther joke in English with simple flatearther humour.

  1. My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it's flat! In the end, he came around.
  2. My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
  3. Why are there no highly credited esteemed flat-earthers? Because flattery will get you nowhere.
  4. If there was a reality show about flat-earthers trying to find the edge of the world The ending would be a cliffhanger.
  5. What do the square-root of 2 and flat-earthers have in common ? They're both completely irrational.
  6. My flat-Earther friend said he would walk to the end of the Earth to prove his point. - Eventually, he came around.
  7. What did the flat-earther say after finally seeing the earth from space? Half of the so-called continents are missing.
  8. My flat-earther mate... ...decided to prove his point by walking to the end of the world.
    In the end, he came around.
  9. Flat-earthers have heard their theory is spreading around the globe They don't believe it.
  10. I used to be a Flat-Earther until I realized this The Earth can't be flat because my life keeps on going downhill.
Flatearther joke, I used to be a Flat-Earther until I realized this

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these flatearther jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of flatearther puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Flatearther One Liners

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  1. The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear..... Is Sphere Itself.
  2. The only idea that flat-earthers fear is sphere itself.
  3. The only thing that flat-earthers have to fear... is sphere itself.
  4. How do flat-earthers travel? on a plane...
  5. The biggest fear of flat-Earthers... sphere itself
  6. When a flat-Earther acts carelessly, what is he doing? Living on the edge.
  7. Why do Flat-earthers deny science? Because it challenges their world view.
  8. How many flat-earthers does it take to draw an arrow? None. They can't make a point.
  9. What do flat-earthers call global warming? Toast
  10. Do you know how flat-earthers call 2020? Panic! At The Disc
  11. Why did the flat-earther couple break up? They drove each other to the edge.
  12. What's another name for a flat-earther? A Globe-a-phobe.
  13. Why do Flat-Earthers enjoy the quarantine? They finally get to flatten the curve.
  14. Has the number of flat-earthers increased due to globalisation? Yes.
  15. The flat-earth movement is growing fast!

Flatearther joke, The flat-earth movement is growing fast!

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A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.
So of course the man said - "Was I right? Is the earth actually flat?" and God chuckled and said "Of course not".
The man shook his head in disbelief, shaken to his very core, before murmuring "...this goes even higher than I thought..."

The real reason for the missing of many flat-earthers in recent weeks as suggested by their friends of similar thought

The Flat Earth Society has reported that the 6 foot social distancing measures have led to the pushing of some of their members over the edge.

Imagin you are walking along the boardwalk in New Jersey when you see an anti-vaxxer and a flat-earther drowning in the ocean...

do you grab dinner before you go to the movies or see the movie first?

Riddle: A flat-earther and a round-earther enter a maze at the same time. They each have a compass, and both know that the exit is on the North end of the maze. Which one exits the maze first?

The round-earther exits first, because the flat-earther died of measles while inside.

Why didn't the flat-earther accept his award at the ceremony?

He didn't believe in golden globes.

I've been nominated for president of the flat-earth society.

Not sure if I should feel flattered or if this is going to have a flipside.

Why can't Flat-Earthers watch the show Avatar?

Because they don't understand the concept of Earth-bending

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The impact of these flatearther jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.