Flatbread Jokes
23 flatbread jokes and hilarious flatbread puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flatbread that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Flatbread Short Jokes
Short flatbread jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flatbread humour may include short pizza crust jokes also.
- The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn't share the flatbread recipe Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.
- I joined a religion where flatbread tells us about god. Its a naan prophet organization.
I have no idea why this was the first thing my brain did when I woke up this morning. - Have you heard about the new flatbread conspiracy theorists? They're out to convince all naan believers.
- My wife said she could smell an Indian flatbread from a mile away. I said that was naan scents.
- A man tries to pay for lunch with coins made of flatbread Waiter tells him they won't take his naan cents
- Did you know that Indian Restaurants make most of their money on their flatbread? They're naan-profit organizations.
- Did you know that Spider-Man has a winter jacket made out of Mediterranean flatbread? It's a pita parka.
- If no one else is eating Indian flatbread, I won't either. I guess you can say I'm a Naan conformist.
- I caught my wife adding yeast to my beloved flatbread recipe; But I know she's just trying to get a rise out of me
- I thought I was having a severe allergic reaction to Indian flatbread. It turns out I'm just naan responsive.
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Flatbread One Liners
Which flatbread one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flatbread? I can suggest the ones about pizza dough and loaf bread.
- What do you use to transport pittas? A flatbread truck
- What do you call it when a flatbread speaks gibberish? Naansense!
- Ever hear a flatbread sing? Ever hear a pita wrap?
- I went to the store for some flatbread... They had naan.
- Hey honey, how much of that Indian flatbread is there leftover? Naan.
- What kind of protests do flatbreads organize? Naan-violence
- What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Flatbread
Laughable Flatbread Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about flatbread you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pizza slice jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flatbread pranks.
A man goes to the dentist with some broken teeth...
The dentist asks the man what happened, to which the man responds saying:
"My wife cooked some chicken and roti (Indian flatbread) but the bread was very hard and stiff."
The dentist replied: "You should have told her the bread was too hard and refused to eat it"
To which the man responds:
"Man, that's exactly what I did!"
(A joke originally told to me by my grandfather in Urdu)
If ever I commit m**..., I'm doing it with Indian flatbread.
Naan violent crimes get shorter sentences in respect for their counterparts.
Indian Restaurant
I went to an Indian restaurant. The waiter brought out a basket of stale flatbread before realizing his mistake and bringing a fresh one. I would have complained, but it was a naan-issue.
If I ever commit a m**..., I'm doing it with Indian flatbread.
Naan violent crimes almost never merit life sentences.
