Flat Tyre Jokes

These are the 8 flat tyre jokes and hilarious flat tyre puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flat tyre that are good jokes for kids and friends..


Flat Tyre Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good flat tyre joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My Girlfriend's Got A Puncture

My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."
"Oh John!" she sighed. "I thought you had a real one this time."

I got out of my car, exasperated, and phoned my wife. I said, "Unbelievable...I was on my way to the bowling alley with my friends and my tyre went flat."

"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.
"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."

I used to live in a tyre until it got punctured...

...I'm now living in a flat.

Classes for "How to fix a flat tyre" will commence tonight

Please make sure to bring your bicycle.
If you can't make it, there's no pressure.

Did you hear about the guy who lived in a tyre?

He got a puncture and now he lives in a Flat 😂

What does a vegetarian say when their tyre goes flat?

I should've brought asparagus...

A man has just finished a trip to the Sea Life Centre, and is finishing up an ice cream on the way back to his car

When getting in to his car, he has a bit of ice cream round his mouth.
A guy parking alongside notices the mans tyres are a little flat and gestures for him to wind his window down.
"Hey man, it looks like you've blown a seal!"
"It's just ice cream, I swear to God!"

What do flat tyres and abusive husbands have in common?

They both puncture

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