Flat Tyre Jokes
8 flat tyre jokes and hilarious flat tyre puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flat tyre that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Flat Tyre Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good flat tyre joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My Girlfriend's Got A Puncture
My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on our way to see my parents, so I called them up and said, "Sorry Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."
"Oh John!" she sighed. "I thought you had a real one this time."
I got out of my car, exasperated, and phoned my wife. I said, "Unbelievable...I was on my way to the bowling alley with my friends and my tyre went flat."
"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.
"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."
I used to live in a tyre until it got punctured...
...I'm now living in a flat.
Classes for "How to fix a flat tyre" will commence tonight
Please make sure to bring your bicycle.
If you can't make it, there's no pressure.
Did you hear about the guy who lived in a tyre?
He got a puncture and now he lives in a Flat 😂
What does a vegetarian say when their tyre goes flat?
I should've brought asparagus...
A man has just finished a trip to the Sea Life Centre, and is finishing up an ice cream on the way back to his car
When getting in to his car, he has a bit of ice cream round his mouth.
A guy parking alongside notices the mans tyres are a little flat and gestures for him to wind his window down.
"Hey man, it looks like you've blown a seal!"
"It's just ice cream, I swear to God!"
What do flat tyres and abusive husbands have in common?
They both puncture
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