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These are the 14 flat feet jokes and hilarious flat feet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flat feet that are good jokes for kids and friends.

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These are our top flat feet puns. Have fun with a good flat feet joke in English with simple flat feet humour.

  1. Do you know why Ducks have big flat feet? So they can stomp out forest fires.
    Do you know why elephants have big flat feet?
    So they can stomp out flaming Ducks.
  2. Why do ducks have big flat feet? To stomp out forest fires.
    Why do elephants have big flat feet?
    To stomp out flaming ducks.
  3. Best joke my dad ever told me (he wasn't good at telling jokes) Q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
    A: To put out forest fires.
    Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
    A: To put out burning ducks.
  4. Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out fires.
    Why do elephants have large, flat feet?
    To stamp out burning ducks.
  5. My ex-best friend used to be really nice to me, but ever since they found out I have flat feet, they've been mean to me and bullying me over it. They're my arch-enemy now.
  6. I love inviting friends with flat feet to my house. They do a good job of cleaning the floor.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these flat feet jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of flat feet puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !




Flat Feet One Liners

Which flat feet dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flat feet?

  1. Why do elephants have flat feet? from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

Flat Feet Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about flat feet to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make flat feet prank.

Elephant jokes, because it's what 2021 needs

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.
Bonus #1: How can you tell an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the cheesecake.
Bonus #2: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
Bonus #3: No more elephant jokes.

The conscript receives a summons to the army

He is afraid, so he says to his friend:
\- Knock out all my teeth, then they won't take me into the army!
A friend knocks out his teeth, as he asks.
The next day they meet again.
A friend asks him:
\- How are you?
The conscript replies, lisping terribly:
\- Everything is great! They didn't take me, the doctor said I have flat feet!

Elephants

How many legs does an elephant have?
Four. Two in the front and two in the back.
Why don't elephants make good dancers?
They have two left feet.
What's flat and feathery and half an inch tall?
A duck who tried to teach an elephant how to dance.
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stomp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks, of course.

Everything can be reduced to a f**... joke ...

Even physics:
We know that everything on earth falls at the same rate of acceleration, 32 feet per second per second. The difference comes down to mass and wind resistance, as shown by a flat piece of paper and one balled up. This means that the determining factor in your total decent is how much wind you break!

Three guys and a woman are playing golf...

The woman is having the round of her life as she steps onto the 18th green after hitting a beautiful shot 10 feet from the pin. If she makes this putt, she will beat the course record that has been around for over 50 years.
So she says the guys, "If one of you help me make this putt, I will give you a b**...."
This lady is drop dead gorgeous so they are all excited.
The first guy steps up and says, "Okay you want to give it a soft touch, it's downhill and to the right."
The second guy pushes him out the way and says, "No No! Give it a firm tap, it's flat and slightly left."
The third guy is standing there not doing anything so the lady asks, "Don't you have any advice for me?"
He looks over at her and says, "I say it's a gimme."

Elephant jokes.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Thats because it had its toenails painted.
Why should you never walk through the forrest between the hours of 5pm and 7pm? That's when elephants tend to jump out of cherry trees.
Why are midgets so short? They tend to walk through the forrest between the hours of 5pm and 7pm
Why do ducks have flat feet? To stamp out forrest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

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The impact of these flat feet jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.

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