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- My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it's flat! In the end, he came around.
- My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
- Me: The earth isn't flat! fiat earther: correct
me: huh?
fiat earther: it's the shape of an Italian car
me: what?
fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn't you? - I debated a flat earther once he stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
He'll come around, eventually. - Why are there no highly credited esteemed flat-earthers? Because flattery will get you nowhere.
- Flat earthers are very worried about the COVID-19 pandemic. They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.
- Why Don't We Have a Reality Show Where Flat Earthers Walk to the End of the Earth? Because that would be edgy
- I debated a flat earther once. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. He'll come around eventually.
- A buddy of mine is one of those flat Earther's. He said he's angry and going to the edge. I have a feeling he'll come around.
- If there was a reality show about flat-earthers trying to find the edge of the world The ending would be a cliffhanger.
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Flat Earthers One Liners
Which flat earthers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flat earthers? I can suggest the ones about earth rotation and big ears.
- The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear..... Is Sphere Itself.
- How does a Flat Earther travel the world? on a plane
- I was a flat earther for 4 years Then I turned 5
- What is a flat earther's least favorite flavor of gum? Spheremint
- Did you hear about the Flat Earther who went skydiving? He landed on a plane.
- What is the flat earthers greatest fear? A well rounded argument.
- What's denser than a neutron star? A Flat Earther
- When a flat-Earther acts carelessly, what is he doing? Living on the edge.
- Why does everyone try to discredit Flat Earthers? It's like there's a global conspiracy.
- What's a flat-earther's least favorite gun? A revolver.
- Why do Flat-earthers deny science? Because it challenges their world view.
- What did the Martian call the human who was ran over by a bus? A flat earther
- The main reason everybody hates flat Earthers ...is because they're so edgy.
- What is the flat earthers greatest fear? The sfeare
- What do flat-earthers call global warming? Toast
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The flat earth movement is really taking off..
There are flat earthers all around the globe
I went to an international "Flat Earther" convention the other day
Turns out they have members all around the world
People say we flat-earthers don't believe the world is round. That is a lie.
Of course the world is round, just like a pancake!
What are denser than black holes?
Flat earthers
Why do Flat Earthers hate The Beatles?
Because the Earth is round, it turns them off.
Why are there so many furry flat earthers?
Because they don't have Occam's Razor.
Why can't Flat-Earthers watch the show Avatar?
Because they don't understand the concept of Earth-bending
My brother is a 9/11 truther, a flat earther, and a Soundcloud rapper.
No, really.
I used to be a Flat-Earther until I realized this
The Earth can't be flat because my life keeps on going downhill.
What did the Flat Earther say to the Anti-Vaxxer?
Hold my beer.
If flat-earthers really tried to find the edge of the world...
They'd still be going around in circles.
I recruited a nice little girl and her cute cuddly kitten to the flat earthers this weekend.
I also figured out the brakes on my truck are overdue to be replaced.
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Flat Earthers
It's funny making a flat earth beliver angry, but if you push them over the edge then you're only proving them right.
Where is a Flat Earther's favourite tourist destination?
The Netherlands.
What game do flat-earthers hate?
Super Mario galaxy!
I used to be a flat earther, until I won the lottery...
After all, money makes the world go round!
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How many flat earthers does it take to screw in a light bulb
Trick question it's a light disk
How does a Flat Earther travel the world?
On a short bus.
What is the real argument Flat Earthers are trying to use?
2D, or not 2D? That is the question.
I want to debate flat earthers...
I just haven't come around to it yet.
Why did the Flat Earther move to Antarctica?
He wanted to live on the edge.
Flat Earthers should return to a basic barter system
They can't use money cause it makes the world go round
The Only Idea Flat-Earthers Fear
Is Sphere, Itself.
my favorite joke ive ever created... and the only one...
There are flat earthers, there are tide pod eaters,
And there are people who want the first two to be the same.
How do Flat Earthers spread their lies?
...they get around.
The dinosaurs never went extinct...
Today they're just called flat earthers.
It's about time we took flat-earthers seriously.
After all they have members all over the globe.
Why did Elon Musk put a camera on his car when he launched it into space?
The flat earthers unionized
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Explain this Flat-Earthers!
If the Earth is flat, why do Australians have to strap everything including themselves to the ground in order to not fall up?
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What do you call a flat earther vampire
A no-sphere-atu
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What did the cow say to the flat earthers?
Your beliefs are utterly impossible
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The Earth may be flat
but Uranus is round
What's a flat earther's favorite clothing brand?
Land's End
What Basketball Team Is Hated By Flat Earthers?
The Globetrotters.
Flat earthers are so close to the truth, but there are some obvious discrepancies . I've finally solved it...
Welcome to the Pringle Earth Society...and remember, once you see, you can't disagree.
It's strange that we don't hear more concern from the flat earthers about Antarctica melting
You'd think they would be worried about the ice wall springing a leak and draining the ocean.
This sub is overdoing it with the flat earther jokes...
... you're pushing them over the edge.
Two flat earthers die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they have the chance to ask god any questions they want and get truthful answers, so one flat earther asks god "is the earth flat?" to which god answers "No."
The flat earther looks at the other and says "this goes higher than we thought".
Hey guys, the flat earthers want you to join their cause.
They are recruiting all over the globe.
I want to become a flat earther.
But I heard that there is a learning curve.
What's the difference between a politician and a flat earther?
A politician fools the people and a flat earther fools himself
A girl called me cute today
So I asked if she was a Flat Earther because although flattering she was clearly mistaken.
Do not be afraid flat earthers,
all you have to be afraid of is sphere itself
Today, something disturbing is announced on the news.
"Flat Earthers claim to have members all around the globe."
Had a debate with a flat-earther today. Although I wasn't totally convinced
...he put up well-rounded arguments
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What did the Islandic flat earther say to the Australian antivaxxer?
Sorry I can't make your kid's f**..., I have hit som kind of iceberg.
If a flat earther and antivax mom were both drowning...
what sandwich would you make?
A flat earther cornered me in an elevator.
He was wrong on so many levels.
Has the number of flat-earthers increased due to globalisation?
Yes.
TICKET AGENT: "And will this be round trip?"
FLAT EARTHER: "Here we go again."
Why didn't the flat-earther accept his award at the ceremony?
He didn't believe in golden globes.
I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.
I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.
He brought a frisbee with him.
Why don't flat earther's go to college?
They're afraid of coming out 'well rounded'
Why won't round earthers ever agree with flat earthers?
They're just not on the same level.
Job Opportunity for Flat Earthers
Because of the recent Arctic cold snap. Delta Airlines has been hiring de-icers in their Atlanta hub for the expected crowds at SuperBowl. Most of the jobs have been going to Flat Earthers, because by definition, they don't believe in *Global* Warming but are fine with Plane Warming.
There must be flat-earthers at Microsoft.
Or why would one call a browser for the worldwide web Edge?
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I wonder if flat earthers refer to people who think the world is round as...
'Circle Jerks.'
What happens when you get on a flat earthers badside?
They yell, "Take them to the edge."
Riddle: A flat-earther and a round-earther enter a maze at the same time. They each have a compass, and both know that the exit is on the North end of the maze. Which one exits the maze first?
The round-earther exits first, because the flat-earther died of measles while inside.
What would happen if the flat earthers turned out to be right?
We'd all be domed!
I don't really like flat Earthers
They're too edgy.
Someone probably came up with it before me, but I thought it was worth a shot
Imagin you are walking along the boardwalk in New Jersey when you see an anti-vaxxer and a flat-earther drowning in the ocean...
do you grab dinner before you go to the movies or see the movie first?
I just watched a reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, and was a little disappointed.
The finale wasn't a cliffhanger.
Flat Earthers say we've never truly seen real pictures of the earth
but I've never seen my dad and I know he's real
A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven
A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.
So of course the man said - "Was I right? Is the earth actually flat?" and God chuckled and said "Of course not".
The man shook his head in disbelief, shaken to his very core, before murmuring "...this goes even higher than I thought..."
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Making a flat-earther angry is m**...
You'll push him/her over the edge
Why do flat earthers enjoy talking to flight instructors?
they tell them 5G might make them sick.
Do you know how flat-earthers call 2020?
Panic! At The Disc