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My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it's flat! In the end, he came around.
My friend gets really upset when I call him a flat-Earther He says the correct term is bulldozer operator.
Me: The earth isn't flat! fiat earther: correct
me: huh?
fiat earther: it's the shape of an Italian car
me: what?
fiat earther: you read my name wrong didn't you?
I debated a flat earther once he stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
He'll come around, eventually.
Me: The earth isn't flat Me: The earth isn't flat.
Fiat earther: Correct.
Me: huh?
Fiat earther: It's shaped like an Italian car.
Me: what?
Fiat earther: You read my name wrong, didn't you?
Why are there no highly credited esteemed flat-earthers? Because flattery will get you nowhere.
Flat earthers are very worried about the COVID-19 pandemic. They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.
Why Don't We Have a Reality Show Where Flat Earthers Walk to the End of the Earth? Because that would be edgy
I debated a flat earther once. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. He'll come around eventually.
I had a debate with a flat earther. He said he'll walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. I'm sure he'll come around.

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The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear..... Is Sphere Itself.
How does a Flat Earther travel the world? on a plane
The only idea that flat-earthers fear is sphere itself.
The only thing that flat-earthers have to fear... is sphere itself.
The only thing a flat earther is afraid of Is sphere itself.
I was a flat earther for 4 years Then I turned 5
How do flat-earthers travel? on a plane...
The biggest fear of flat-Earthers... ...is sphere itself
What is a flat earther's least favorite flavor of gum? Spheremint
Did you hear about the Flat Earther who went skydiving? He landed on a plane.
My friend was an ex 'flat-earther' He finally came around
What is the flat earthers greatest fear? A well rounded argument.
What's denser than a neutron star? A Flat Earther
When a flat-Earther acts carelessly, what is he doing? Living on the edge.
Why does everyone try to discredit Flat Earthers? It's like there's a global conspiracy.

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The flat earth movement is really taking off..

There are flat earthers all around the globe

People say we flat-earthers don't believe the world is round. That is a lie.

Of course the world is round, just like a pancake!

What are denser than black holes?

Flat earthers

Why do Flat Earthers hate The Beatles?

Because the Earth is round, it turns them off.

Why are there so many furry flat earthers?

Because they don't have Occam's Razor.

How do you blow a flat earthers mind?

With dynamite.

Why can't Flat-Earthers watch the show Avatar?

Because they don't understand the concept of Earth-bending

I used to be a Flat-Earther until I realized this

The Earth can't be flat because my life keeps on going downhill.

If there was a reality show about flat-earthers trying to find the edge of the world

The ending would be a cliffhanger.

If flat-earthers really tried to find the edge of the world...

They'd still be going around in circles.

I recruited a nice little girl and her cute cuddly kitten to the flat earthers this weekend.

I also figured out the brakes on my truck are overdue to be replaced.

Flat Earthers

It's funny making a flat earth beliver angry, but if you push them over the edge then you're only proving them right.

I used to be a flat earther, until I won the lottery...

After all, money makes the world go round!

What is the flat earthers greatest fear?

The sfeare

How many flat earthers does it take to screw in a light bulb

Trick question it's a light disk

What is the real argument Flat Earthers are trying to use?

2D, or not 2D? That is the question.

I want to debate flat earthers...

I just haven't come around to it yet.

Why did the Flat Earther move to Antarctica?

He wanted to live on the edge.

The main reason everybody hates flat Earthers

...is because they're so edgy.

There are flat earthers, there are tide pod eaters,

And there are people who want the first two to be the same.

How do Flat Earthers spread their lies?

...they get around.

The dinosaurs never went extinct...

Today they're just called flat earthers.

I think we should round up all the flat earthers, put them on a plane...

And just fly them off the edge of the earth.

Why do Flat-earthers deny science?

Because it challenges their world view.

Why did Elon Musk put a camera on his car when he launched it into space?

The flat earthers unionized

Are flat earthers real?

If so, can someone push them off the edge?

What do you call a flat earther vampire

A no-sphere-atu

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The Earth may be flat
but Uranus is round

What's a flat earther's favorite clothing brand?

Land's End

Flat-earther's have nothing to fear..

..but sphere itself.

Flat earthers are so close to the truth, but there are some obvious discrepancies . I've finally solved it...

Welcome to the Pringle Earth Society...and remember, once you see, you can't disagree.

It's strange that we don't hear more concern from the flat earthers about Antarctica melting

You'd think they would be worried about the ice wall springing a leak and draining the ocean.

This sub is overdoing it with the flat earther jokes...

... you're pushing them over the edge.

Two flat earthers die and go to heaven. At the pearly gates they have the chance to ask god any questions they want and get truthful answers, so one flat earther asks god "is the earth flat?" to which god answers "No."

The flat earther looks at the other and says "this goes higher than we thought".

I want to become a flat earther.

But I heard that there is a learning curve.

Yo mama so fat...

When she was buried, the flat earthers announced the earth is not flat anymore.

A girl called me cute today

So I asked if she was a Flat Earther because although flattering she was clearly mistaken.

Today, something disturbing is announced on the news.

"Flat Earthers claim to have members all around the globe."

I asked a Flat Earther to tell me what the volume of the Earth was but he couldn't give me a good answer.

There was a significant rounding error.

A buddy of mine is one of those flat Earther's. He said he's angry and going to the edge.

I have a feeling he'll come around.

Why didn't the flat-earther accept his award at the ceremony?

He didn't believe in golden globes.

I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.

I invited my flat-earther friend to play basketball.
He brought a frisbee with him.

Why don't flat earther's go to college?

They're afraid of coming out 'well rounded'

Why won't round earthers ever agree with flat earthers?

They're just not on the same level.

Job Opportunity for Flat Earthers

Because of the recent Arctic cold snap. Delta Airlines has been hiring de-icers in their Atlanta hub for the expected crowds at SuperBowl. Most of the jobs have been going to Flat Earthers, because by definition, they don't believe in *Global* Warming but are fine with Plane Warming.

There must be flat-earthers at Microsoft.

Or why would one call a browser for the worldwide web Edge?

I wonder if flat earthers refer to people who think the world is round as...

'Circle Jerks.'

Why a flat earther can't joke about your mom.

She's so fat, they can't see her curvature from ground level.
(My attempt at an original "yo mama joke")

What happens when you get on a flat earthers badside?

They yell, "Take them to the edge."

Riddle: A flat-earther and a round-earther enter a maze at the same time. They each have a compass, and both know that the exit is on the North end of the maze. Which one exits the maze first?

The round-earther exits first, because the flat-earther died of measles while inside.

What would happen if the flat earthers turned out to be right?

We'd all be domed!

I don't really like flat Earthers

They're too edgy.
Someone probably came up with it before me, but I thought it was worth a shot

What's a flat-earther's least favorite gun?

A revolver.

Imagin you are walking along the boardwalk in New Jersey when you see an anti-vaxxer and a flat-earther drowning in the ocean...

do you grab dinner before you go to the movies or see the movie first?

I just watched a reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, and was a little disappointed.

The finale wasn't a cliffhanger.

Flat Earthers say we've never truly seen real pictures of the earth

but I've never seen my dad and I know he's real

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.
So of course the man said - "Was I right? Is the earth actually flat?" and God chuckled and said "Of course not".
The man shook his head in disbelief, shaken to his very core, before murmuring "...this goes even higher than I thought..."

Why do flat earthers enjoy talking to flight instructors?

they tell them 5G might make them sick.

Do you know how flat-earthers call 2020?

Panic! At The Disc

Covid 19 has been realy stressful for Flat Earthers

They fear that quarantine could push people off the edge
>!I apologize cause I completely ripped this off someone else's twitter!<

Why can't flat earthers practice social distancing?

They would run out of room and fall off the edge.

This pandemic has been particularly stressful for flat earthers..

A lot of them are worried it's going to push people over the edge

What did the Martian call the human who was ran over by a bus?

A flat earther

I like flat earthers

They make me feel more intelligent

I was once debating a flat earther

He got so mad he stormed off and said *ill go to the edge and prove it!*
He'll come around

Why do Flat-Earthers enjoy the quarantine?

They finally get to flatten the curve.

The real reason for the missing of many flat-earthers in recent weeks as suggested by their friends of similar thought

The Flat Earth Society has reported that the 6 foot social distancing measures have led to the pushing of some of their members over the edge.

A particularly open-minded flat-earther started out on a journey, and decided he wouldn't stop traveling until he found evidence to convince him to change his worldview.

And eventually he came around.

A flat earther snuck into a physics seminar

While the speaker was giving speech on recent development about gravity, flat earther shouted
" Why do you even think that gravity is real? "
Speaker dropped the mic.

Why did the flat-earther couple break up?

They drove each other to the edge.

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