Flashy Jokes
14 flashy jokes and hilarious flashy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flashy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Flashy Short Jokes
Short flashy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flashy humour may include short fancy jokes also.
- I recently bought my pet duck a mask, to protect it from corona virus... It's nothing flashy, but it fits the bill
- Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. Luke: How?
Darth Vader: I felt your presents. - Promised my wife a flashy car and she was so excited. You should have seen her face light up when she saw I'd strapped a strobe light to her Toyota.
- I asked my epileptic friend, What do you want for your birthday? He said, I hope it's nothing too flashy.
- What is Louis C.K.s favourite car for 2017? A Ford Exhibitionist, great car I hear, real flashy.
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Flashy One Liners
Which flashy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flashy? I can suggest the ones about flamboyant and colourful.
- I bought a muzzle for my pet duck.... Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.
- My girlfriend used to do flashy shows on a chair for me. It was electrical.
- Did you hear about the guy who died of an epileptic fit? He had a very flashy ending
Cheeky Flashy Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about flashy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean colorful jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flashy pranks.
I ran into an old acquaintance from school the other day.
He always liked to brag and the years didn't change that as he stood there telling me about how great his life is. He told me about how he landed this miracle job, he showed me pictures of his flashy Mercedes, his house in the countryside then showed more pictures telling me to "take a look at my gorgeous wife".
I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my wife."
"Oh, is she a stunner too?", He asked.
"No, she's an optician." I replied.
A Farmer Sends his Son to Town for Supplies
He tells him to visit the commons as there are sure to be reputable merchants selling their wares at this time of year.
But on the way the son gets waylaid by a strange man with big flashy signs advertising the latest in imported tools. All his neighbors are also there buying this man's tools, so the farmer's son goes along with what they are doing.
When the son gets home, he tries to fit his oxen with a newly acquired yoke but it doesn't fit right. When he finally gets it on the oxen and tries to plow the field, the yoke snaps in half.
The farmer tells his son "I hope you have learned a valuable lesson. The real yoke is always in the commons."
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, Where'd you get that? '...
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, Where'd you get that? '
The student on the bike replies, While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want'.
The first student responds, Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you.
