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49 flasher jokes and hilarious flasher puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about flasher that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Humor can be found in some of the most unexpected places, and this article about flasher jokes is no exception. From grannies in trench coats to bulbs sending out messages in Morse code, you'll be sure to get a good chuckle out of these fun and creative flights of fancy. Learn more about the unexpected hilarity of flasher jokes within this article.

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Funniest Flasher Short Jokes

Short flasher jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The flasher humour may include short flashlight jokes also.

  1. Do flashers have dreams where they leave the house and suddenly realize they've got their pants on?
  2. 3 Old Women and a f**... Three old women are sitting on a park bench when a man
    comes by and flashes them.
    Two of them have a s**..., and the third one couldn't
    reach.
  3. My f**... friend said he was thinking about retiring from the game But I convinced him he should stick it out a bit longer
  4. Three nuns are sitting on a bench when a f**... revealed himself to them. The first nun had a s**..., the second nun had a s**..., and the third nun couldn't reach.
  5. Pete, the serial f**... was thinking of retiring soon... But hes decided to stick it out for another year...
  6. 3 little old nuns are sitting on a park bench when a f**... flashes them the first nun has a s**...,
    the second nun has a s**...,
    the third nun couldn't reach
  7. Three old ladies were sitting on a bench in the park enjoying the sun. A f**... came up and exposed himself. The first one had a s**.... The second one had a s**.... The third one could not reach
  8. Tom, the serial f**..., was going to retire But he decided to stick it out for another year.
  9. A f**... exposes himself to three old women sitting on a park bench. Two of them have a s**.... The third can't quite reach.
  10. Ive heard the local f**... was due to retire.. But hes decided to stick it out for another year

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Flasher One Liners

Which flasher one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with flasher? I can suggest the ones about blinker and flash drive.

  1. Why are flashers always so poor? Because they're only doing it for the exposure.
  2. It's so cold outside... ...the local f**... just described himself to me
  3. A f**... was considering retiring. But he decided to stick it out a while longer.
  4. They said I'd never make it as a f**...…. I sure showed them!
  5. Two nuns walking thru the park see a f**... One had a s**..., the other couldn't reach
  6. Did you hear about the impotent f**...'s tattoo? *"I'm a shower not a grower"*
  7. There's a Mexican f**... on the loose... His name is Pico De Gallo!

Flasher joke, There's a Mexican f**... on the loose...

Happy Flasher Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about flasher you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean strobe light jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make flasher pranks.

Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench...

... when a f**... jumps out and exposes himself, right there in front of them.
The first little old lady had a s**...! As well as the second...
Unfortunately the third lady's arms weren't long enough to reach.

What did the f**... do when he thought of retiring?

He decided to stick it out for one more year.

Three old ladies

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a f**... runs up and opens his trench coat in front of them.
The first old lady has a s**....
The second old lady has a s**....
The third old lady can't reach that far.

So three old ladies are sitting on a park bench....

When all of the sudden a f**... comes by and, before they can reach for their canes, opens his trench coat and flashes them. The first old lady has a s**..., the second old lady has a s**..., but the third old lady couldn't reach that far.

Three old ladies are sitting on a bench in the park...

When a wild f**... appears and opens up his trench coat to reveal his nakedness, the first old last has a s**..., the second old lady has a s**..., the third old lady couldn't reach.

Three little old ladies

Three little old ladies were enjoying an evening on the town, when suddenly they were accosted by a f**.... The first little old lady had a s**...! Then the second one had a s**...! But the third one refused to touch it.

The Three Old Ladies & the f**...

Three old ladies - Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a f**... approached from across the park.
The f**... came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a s**....
Then Maude also had a s**....
But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble, couldn't quite reach that far.

The f**...

A man wearing a trench coat with nothing underneath goes walking through the park. He sees two little old ladies sitting on a bench, so he goes over and opens his trench coat with a flourish, revealing everything underneath. One of the ladies has a s**..., the other couldn't reach.

Three nuns are met by a f**....

So three nuns are walking together after morning services, when a pervert in a trenchcoat jumps out of some bushes and flashes them.
The first nun, she had a s**....
The second nun also had a s**....
The third nun didn't touch him.

Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when a f**... comes by and opens his trench coat. The first two nuns each had a s**....

The third nun couldn't reach.

Two nuns in an alleyway

Two nuns were walking down an alleyway when a f**... jumps out. The first nun had a s**... but the second couldn't reach.

Two old ladies were sitting on a bench...

Two old ladies were sitting on a bench having a quiet chat, when a f**... approached from across the park. He stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat, exposing himself.
One of the ladies immediately had a s**....
The other lady, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.

Three nuns were sitting on a park bench when a f**... walks by

The first nun, well, she had a s**.... The second nun, why, she also had a s**.... The third nun didn't touch it.

A f**... went up to two old nuns sitting on a park bench and exposed himself to them. One of them immediately had a s**......

The other couldn't quite reach.

There were two old ladies sitting on a park bench

when a f**... came by. The f**... stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
The first old lady had a s**...,
but the second old lady couldn't reach it.

Two Nuns sitting on a park bench

A f**... comes by and displays his goods .. one Nun had a s**... and the other one couldn't reach.

Three old ladies

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench seat when a f**... ran up & Flashed them.
The first old lady had a s**.....
The second old lady had a s**... too...
The third old lady couldn't reach.....

Two old ladies sitting on a park bench

There were two old ladies sitting on a park bench talking when a f**... came by. The f**... stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
The first old lady had a s**..., but the second old lady couldn't reach it.

f**... opens his trenchcoat, exposing himself to three elderly women on a park bench.

First elderly woman sees what is happening and has a s**.... Second elderly woman sees what is happening and also has a s**.... Third elderly woman sees what is happening, but doesn't have a s**... -- her arms were too short.

Two nuns walking through the park were confronted by a f**....

The 85-year-old nun immediately had a s**.... The younger one didn't touch it.

How do you get 4 old ladies to yell "s**...!"?

Get a 5th old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench

Just then, a f**... ran up to them and exposed his p**.... The First Lady has a s**..., the second lady had a s**... but sadly, the third lady couldn't reach

Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench....

When a lecherous f**... walked up to them and opened his trench coat exposing his John Thomas.
The first old lady had a s**......
The second old lady had a s**......
The third old lady couldn't reach.

3 old ladies

3 old ladies were sitting on a park bench. A f**... comes over and rips open his raincoat. The first old lady had a s**.... The second old lady had a s**.... The third old lady couldn't reach it.

Pete

Pete the phantom f**... was contemplating retirement, after thinking it over he decided to stick it out for another year.

Three elderly ladies were sitting on a park bench.

Three elderly ladies were sitting on a park bench discussing life, when a f**... walks up to the women and throws open his trench coat.
The ladies are surprised, and the first lady has a s**.... The second lady also has a s**..., but the third lady was sitting too far away.

Did you hear about the f**... that was thinking about retiring?

He decided to stick it out one more year

A clothing buyer is walking down the street in the Garment District one day...

...when she's approached by a f**.... The guy whips open his raincoat to expose his total nakedness. After the lady studied what was presented to her for a bit she looked up at the guy and asked, "You call that a lining"?

I was going to quit my passtime as a public f**......

But I decided to stick it out a little longer.

Flasher joke, I was going to quit my passtime as a public f**......

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