The Best 45 Flasher Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Flasher jokes. There are some flasher nuns jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these flasher raincoat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Flasher Jokes and Puns

Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench...

... when a flasher jumps out and exposes himself, right there in front of them.

The first little old lady had a stroke! As well as the second...

Unfortunately the third lady's arms weren't long enough to reach.

3 Old Women and a Flasher

Three old women are sitting on a park bench when a man
comes by and flashes them.

Two of them have a stroke, and the third one couldn't
reach.

What did the flasher do when he thought of retiring?

He decided to stick it out for one more year.

Flasher joke, What did the flasher do when he thought of retiring?

Three old ladies

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when a flasher runs up and opens his trench coat in front of them.

The first old lady has a stroke.

The second old lady has a stroke.

The third old lady can't reach that far.

So three old ladies are sitting on a park bench....

When all of the sudden a flasher comes by and, before they can reach for their canes, opens his trench coat and flashes them. The first old lady has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke, but the third old lady couldn't reach that far.


Three old ladies are sitting on a bench in the park...

When a wild flasher appears and opens up his trench coat to reveal his nakedness, the first old last has a stroke, the second old lady has a stroke, the third old lady couldn't reach.

Three little old ladies

Three little old ladies were enjoying an evening on the town, when suddenly they were accosted by a flasher. The first little old lady had a stroke! Then the second one had a stroke! But the third one refused to touch it.

Flasher joke, Three little old ladies

The Three Old Ladies & the Flasher

Three old ladies - Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Then Maude also had a stroke.

But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble, couldn't quite reach that far.

A flasher was considering retiring.

But he decided to stick it out a while longer.

The Flasher

A man wearing a trench coat with nothing underneath goes walking through the park. He sees two little old ladies sitting on a bench, so he goes over and opens his trench coat with a flourish, revealing everything underneath. One of the ladies has a stroke, the other couldn't reach.

Three nuns are sitting on a bench when

a flasher revealed himself to them. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, and the third nun couldn't reach.

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So there was a flasher who was thinking of retiring

But he decided he could stick it out for one more year.

The local flasher in my area was going to retire this week

but he's changed his mind and is going to stick it out till Christmas.

Three nuns are met by a flasher.

So three nuns are walking together after morning services, when a pervert in a trenchcoat jumps out of some bushes and flashes them.

The first nun, she had a stroke.

The second nun also had a stroke.

The third nun didn't touch him.

Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat. The first two nuns each had a stroke.

The third nun couldn't reach.

Two nuns in an alleyway

Two nuns were walking down an alleyway when a flasher jumps out. The first nun had a stroke but the second couldn't reach.

Flasher joke, Two nuns in an alleyway

Do flashers have dreams

where they leave the house and suddenly realize they've got their pants on?

Two old ladies were sitting on a bench...

Two old ladies were sitting on a bench having a quiet chat, when a flasher approached from across the park. He stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat, exposing himself.
One of the ladies immediately had a stroke.
The other lady, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far.

Three nuns were sitting on a park bench when a flasher walks by

The first nun, well, she had a stroke. The second nun, why, she also had a stroke. The third nun didn't touch it.


A flasher went up to two old nuns sitting on a park bench and exposed himself to them. One of them immediately had a stroke...

The other couldn't quite reach.

There were two old ladies sitting on a park bench

when a flasher came by. The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

The first old lady had a stroke,

but the second old lady couldn't reach it.

Two Nuns sitting on a park bench

A flasher comes by and displays his goods .. one Nun had a stroke and the other one couldn't reach.

Three old ladies

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench seat when a Flasher ran up & Flashed them.

The first old lady had a stroke..

The second old lady had a stroke too...

The third old lady couldn't reach.....

3 little old nuns are sitting on a park bench when a flasher flashes them

the first nun has a stroke,
the second nun has a stroke,
the third nun couldn't reach

Two old ladies sitting on a park bench

There were two old ladies sitting on a park bench talking when a flasher came by. The flasher stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

The first old lady had a stroke, but the second old lady couldn't reach it.

Three old ladies are on a park bench...

...when a flasher runs up to them.

Two of them had a stroke.
The third couldn't reach.

Two old Ladies

Two old ladies were attacked by a flasher, and one of them had a stroke!!

The other couldn't quite reach

A flasher got out; he saw two nuns sitting on a bench so he ran up and disrobed. The first nun had a stroke, but the second couldn't reach.

It's so cold outside...

...the local flasher just described himself to me

Today a dyslexic flasher was arrested at the park

for going up to women and showing them his spine.

Flasher opens his trenchcoat, exposing himself to three elderly women on a park bench.

First elderly woman sees what is happening and has a stroke. Second elderly woman sees what is happening and also has a stroke. Third elderly woman sees what is happening, but doesn't have a stroke -- her arms were too short.

Three old ladies

were sitting on a bench in the park enjoying the sun. A flasher came up and exposed himself. The first one had a stroke. The second one had a stroke. The third one could not reach

A flasher exposes himself to three old women sitting on a park bench.

Two of them have a stroke. The third can't quite reach.

Two nuns walking thru the park see a flasher

One had a stroke, the other couldn't reach

Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of cleaning up his act?

He changed his mind and decided to stick it out another year.

Two nuns walking through the park were confronted by a flasher.

The 85-year-old nun immediately had a stroke. The younger one didn't touch it.

Why are flashers always so poor?

Because they're only doing it for the exposure.

3 old ladies at the park

Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher came by in only an overcoat and opened it as wide as it could go. The first little old lady had a stroke, the second little old lady also had a stroke, but the third little old lady couldn't reach.

Three old ladies are sitting on a bench

A flasher runs up and opens his coat.

The first woman immediately had a stroke.

The second had one only a moment later.

The third didn't because she couldn't reach.

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench

Just then, a flasher ran up to them and exposed his peepee. The First Lady has a stroke, the second lady had a stroke but sadly, the third lady couldn't reach

Three elderly ladies sitting on a park bench

Three very old ladies were sitting on a park bench together on a lovely sunny day when a flasher stopped at the end of their bench, faced them and exposed himself!

Well the old lady closest to him took a look and immediately had a stroke! Then the lady in the middle of the bench also looked then had a stroke! The last old lady at the end of the bench, poor love, couldn't reach that far.

Ive heard the local flasher was due to retire..

But hes decided to stick it out for another year

Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench....

When a lecherous flasher walked up to them and opened his trench coat exposing his John Thomas.

The first old lady had a stroke...

The second old lady had a stroke...

The third old lady couldn't reach.

3 old ladies

3 old ladies were sitting on a park bench. A flasher comes over and rips open his raincoat. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady couldn't reach it.

Pete

Pete the phantom flasher was contemplating retirement, after thinking it over he decided to stick it out for another year.

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