Flashbang Jokes
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A flashbang would be completely ineffective against Helen Keller.
Because she's dead.
"On the plus side, I am completely immune to flash-bang grenades"
- probably Helen Keller
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Two marines are flying into an unfamiliar airport
The put the flaps up and descend lower, lower, lower and finally touch down. The brakes of the plane screeches and howl unlike anything you've ever heard. The plane comes to a stop just inches from the terminal. The pilot exlaims "that's the shortest d**... runway I've ever seen". The co-pilot looks to the left, then looks to the right and says "Yea, but it sure is wide"
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What do you called when 2 lamps have s**...?
A Flash-bang
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What do you call a r**... in the military?
A flashbang.
How does The Flash deal with feminine criminals?
With flashbangs.
What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade?
Flash-banged.
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